If you were told you had one week to live, how would you use your last week?

DublinWriter

Kiera wrote: »

Well... here's the other thing... If you're gonna drink enough lilt to blast them all with piss then you'd be in a diabetic coma before you got a chance with all the sugar in the lilt :P

Lilt has 50% less sugar in it than full fat Coca Cola.

Go Club Orange for the win. Far more sugar than even Coca Cola.

bop1977

I would ask for a second opinion because I wouldn't want to end up like this guy:

http://m.digitaljournal.com/article/298860

Johro

C-Shore wrote: »

I'm diabetic, I was thinking of lilt.

You need a big container. Piss in it for a week, have your friends and family piss in it, put it on the pavement with a sign 'piss here'. Whatever. Then go mad on your last day with a pump and a hose.

kfallon

C-Shore wrote: »

Fixed it for you!

I miss lilt

Lilt is fooking rotten, it's always flat, mank

C-Shore

DublinWriter wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

Well... here's the other thing... If you're gonna drink enough lilt to blast them all with piss then you'd be in a diabetic coma before you got a chance with all the sugar in the lilt :P

Lilt has 50% less sugar in it than full fat Coca Cola.

Go Club Orange for the win. Far more sugar than even Coca Cola.

I can get diet club orange, lilt continue to discriminate though!

They're on the piss list as well!

C-Shore

Johro wrote: »

C-Shore wrote: »

I'm diabetic, I was thinking of lilt.

You need a big container. Piss in it for a week, have your friends and family piss in it, put it on the pavement with a sign 'piss here'. Whatever. Then go mad on your last day with a pump and a hose.

You're more than welcome to provide any of the four things needed on that list.

Kiera

C-Shore wrote: »

I can get diet club orange, lilt continue to discriminate though!

They're on the piss list as well!

Why not just blast them with lilt? :P

Johro

Same difference.

Johro

C-Shore wrote: »

You're more than welcome to provide any of the four things needed on that list.

No thanks. This is your gig.

L.Jenkins

If I had one week left, I'd rob the reg plates off a garda car or camera van. Then drive the country breaking every road traffic law possible.

Frankie Lee

Use my vast knowledge of chemistry to cook some crystal meth so I can raise enough funds to look after my family.

saa

What special kind of hell would that be knowing you're going to die in one week, I would rather not know I would have some hell of a pity party.

Johro

On further reflection, it would have to be sex tbh.
Sex FTW. With breaks for beer and pizza. Shower. More sex. Out with a bang.

headmaster

Make people smile, then tell them that things could be a lot worse than they think they are.

Kiera

Johro wrote: »

On further reflection, it would have to be sex tbh.
Sex FTW. With breaks for beer and pizza. Shower. More sex. Out with a bang.

Yeah but after a few days you get a bit raw and dont wanna see another winky for a week...

Sitec

One way ticket to America, Route 66, V8 and forget about my troubles til it happens.

log22

Big murder spree maybe and take as much coke as i could agree with cartman blow up an embessy Isreal probely

Johro

Kiera wrote: »

Yeah but after a few days you get a bit raw and dont wanna see another winky for a week...

Guess you'd have to improvise a bit. Get creative. You'd be allowed time off for sleep too:p

Micky Dolenz

bluewolf wrote: »

sex

i guess i could join the club and drink some water too

Everyone should try water sports at least once.

laoch na mona

kill many bankers

44leto

I suppose I would go out tonight.

C-Shore

Johro wrote: »

No thanks. This is your gig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adM6yqp7JBk

John Doe1

Id tell the person who told me to shut it and karate him to death

Johro

44leto wrote: »

I suppose I would go out tonight.

But I haven't got a stitch to wear..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME3ZzTCtxqc

John Doe1

Johro wrote: »

But I haven't got a stitch to wear..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HSVGyl-qw

I would do morrisey so hard in heterosexual way of course:)

DEFTLEFTHAND

Consume large quantities of class A drugs, may as well be out of it when the Reaper calls.

Yahew

I imagine if told I had a week to live i'd spend the week in bed dying.

Johro

John Doe1 wrote: »

I would do morrisey so hard in heterosexual way of course:)

That possible?:p
I edited that last post, swapped for better sounding vid.

eilo1

Id score my best try, ride a great race horse, run best ten k. Then id eat a lot of jam and clothed cream with a bit of scone. And spend some nice drunk time with my friends and family. Id die content uf i could do that.

Abi

I'd be at F1 in Brazil tomorrow with my nearest and dearest





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JohnnyTodd

Soil myself

kfallon

Well I certainly wouldn't be doing any ante post bets for Cheltenham :pac:

The Princess Bride

In no particular order,and being entirely selfish,

Calories and cholesterol: in the form of Caramello chocolate ,Terry's chocolate orange cake, Bailey's, butterscotch ice-cream.

Sex : Simon Neil,George Clooney and the Kama Sutra........

and a combination of all of the above;)

chimmy chonga

Get myself a big fkuc-off 4x4 and when those f**kers pull out in front of ye thinkin' you will brake...put the boot down!

buzzerxx

cripple as many scumbag bankers as possible with a gun.