Weirdest Neighbours Thread

investment

Right so We've all had a few bad ones , you know the type who leave early and come back at all hours etc....but this thread is for the weirdest

I have a neighbour who lives at the back of my house ..so the back garden of each house is facing each other, if you get me. So a few weeks ago I was pulling the blinds in my bedroom which is up stairs and I noticed this guy at the window across from me ..so I kept looking and low and behold he starts pissing out the top window:eek: ...he has the lad out and everything:eek:.....then closes the window in.. like nothing has happened...!!!

So I started to watch this fellow as he spend most of his time in his room (the light was always on)....and would you believe it ..he starts pissing again out the window , Not once , not twice but 4 times a night:eek:..EVERYNIGHT!!:eek:
Last night he stood out the window with his lad out for a good 20mins shaking it again the rainy and windy night

I'll going to stick up a photo the next time I see him

So what has your weirdest neighbour done??

Dotrel

I have this neighbour across from my back garden who loves to watch me with my lad out when I'm taking a piss thru the window. He's a complete pervert.

zenno

investment wrote: »

Right so We've all had a few bad ones , you know the type who leave early and come back at all hours etc....but this thread is for the weirdest

I have a neighbour who lives at the back of my house ..so the back garden of each house is facing each other, if you get me. So a few weeks ago I was pulling the blinds in my bedroom which is up stairs and I noticed this guy at the window across from me ..so I kept looking and low and behold he starts pissing out the top window:eek: ...he has the lad out and everything:eek:.....then closes the window in.. like nothing has happened...!!!

So I started to watch this fellow as he spend most of his time in his room (the light was always on)....and would you believe it ..he starts pissing again out the window , Not once , not twice but 4 times a night:eek:..EVERYNIGHT!!:eek:
Last night he stood out the window with his lad out for a good 20mins shaking it again the rainy and windy night

I'll going to stick up a photo the next time I see him

So what has your weirdest neighbour done??

ehh ehre, You say quote: So I started to watch this fellow as he spend most of his time in his room (the light was always on)

sounds a bit iffy to me poster ?.

AhSureTisGrand

One of my neighbours is always staring at my mickey when I go for a piss. Think he might be gay for me
Edit: beaten to it. F*cksticks

YBTurbo

Next time turn on the light, Stand there naked and touch yourself while looking directly at his duddle.

He won't do it again or he'll move away..... Or you might get bummed.

audi a4 2008

Dotrel wrote: »

I have this neighbour across from my back garden who loves to watch me with my lad out when I'm taking a piss thru the window. He's a complete pervert.

:D you must hand it to after hours,ha ha very good

senorwipesalot

Perhaps his toilets fcuked.


Moved to plumbing thread.

ColeTrain

Get off your high horse. Not everyone has access to good sanitation. Look at Angela's ashes ffs..

Mike 1972

Maybe he has one of those housemates/family members who hogs the bathroom for hours on end although.......

investment wrote: »

Last night he stood out the window with his lad out for a good 20mins shaking it again the rainy and windy night

The use of certain drugs may cause such behavior (so Im told)

LETHAL LADY

My husbands neighbour growing up was also my english teacher. He is a bachelor and known to be an eccentric genius. He could be seen through his windows on numerous occasions pacing back and forth slapping a spoon off his forehead. Because of this in school he was known as noddy noddy spoonhead.

Nodster

Jeez, no way - wasn't me :eek:

boomkatalog

The family that live behind my home are incredibly creepy and incestuous. The whole family freaks me out, low point for them has to be the 15 year old kid who's father is also his granuncle...


There's also two brothers living down the road from me who live together, both in their late forties in a run down house with the door barely hanging on despite being loaded. They have about 15 dogs at a time which mysteriously disappear after a few months and then they get another batch of about 15 new mongrel puppies. Don't know where the dogs go, I reckon they eat them.

ejmaztec

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

My husbands neighbour growing up was also my english teacher. He is a bachelor and known to be an eccentric genius. He could be seen through his windows on numerous occasions pacing back and forth slapping a spoon off his forehead. Because of this in school he was known as noddy noddy spoonhead.

He was probably repeating "I must remember to teach them apostrophes", over and over again.

YBTurbo

I'm gonna be really slow here and ask someone to explain ' low point for them has to be the 15 year old kid who's father is also his granuncle...'

How is that possible?




My excuse is it's late and my brain is asleep.

boomkatalog

The woman got jiggy with her uncle. :eek:

LETHAL LADY

ejmaztec wrote: »

He was probably repeating "I must remember to teach them apostrophes", over and over again.

I never said he was a good teacher.:p

DEFTLEFTHAND

In Castletroy I had a neighbour with a dodgy car. They would leave about 6am for work every morning and it would take them at least 20 attempts to start this Banger and it was bloody loud!!!! Without fail I was awoken prematurely every morning.:mad:

Dotrel

YBTurbo wrote: »

I'm gonna be really slow here and ask someone to explain ' low point for them has to be the 15 year old kid who's father is also his granuncle...'

How is that possible?




My excuse is it's late and my brain is asleep.

The father of the child is also the mothers of the childs uncle?

(ahh I was never any good at these )

boomkatalog

Dotrel wrote: »

The father of the child is also the mothers of the childs uncle?

(ahh I was never any good at these )

Yup. Its really messed up, the kid has been caught trying to rape the family dog.

YBTurbo

boomkatalog wrote: »

Yup. Its really messed up, the kid has been caught trying to rape the family dog.

Cheers for clearing that up. :eek:


Anyway think he should be put down to be honest.








The kid not the dog.

senorwipesalot

boomkatalog wrote: »

Yup. Its really messed up, the kid has been caught trying to rape the family dog.

Damn those sexy neighbours dogs.

im invisible

Dotrel wrote: »

The father of the child is also the mothers of the childs uncle?

(ahh I was never any good at these )

he's looking in a mirror

the doctor is his mother

etc.

charlemont

YBTurbo wrote: »

I'm gonna be really slow here and ask someone to explain ' low point for them has to be the 15 year old kid who's father is also his granuncle...'

How is that possible?




My excuse is it's late and my brain is asleep.

There's a bloke in Clonmel and the man he calls Dad is actually his half brother, The man he calls his Granddad is actually his real father..

John Doe1

All my neightbours are oul protestant farmers, boring as fcuk

LETHAL LADY

charlemont wrote: »

There's a bloke in Clonmel and the man he calls Dad is actually his half brother, The man he calls his Granddad is actually his real father..

Thats Clonmel for ya. Up Carrick.:p

charlemont

John Doe1 wrote: »

All my neightbours are oul protestant farmers, boring as fcuk

You should get some Rihanna real size cut outs and place them on the farms then watch the chaos unfold.


Have look at my neighbour in a drunken state on this video, It gets good around half a minute into it, This was at 2pm and look at the state he is in..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usTmtJMT_rY

maxfresh

Have this weirdo neigbor when im pissing out my window keeps looking at me

John Doe1

charlemont wrote: »

You should get some Rihanna real size cut outs and place them on the farms then watch the chaos unfold.


Have look at my neighbour in a drunken state on this video, It gets good around half a minute into it, This was at 2pm and look at the state he is in..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usTmtJMT_rY

I did, they are all out with their white hoods and pithforks:)

cant be arsed tbh

Squaredude

boomkatalog wrote: »

The woman got jiggy with her uncle. :eek:

That's one way to put it.