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  • 29-11-2011 10:51am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    After a night of wild sex and drink, I awoke to find myself in bed with the presence of a real ugly woman.

    It was only then I realized I had made it home safely..!!

    ________________________

    A bloke I work with told me he was going to end his life.

    He was going to pour a gallon of petrol over himself and light a match.

    I told him "Achmed, its times like these that you need your family round you"

    ________________________

    I got a slap from a woman at my cookery class last night.

    I only asked if she'd like to try my pork in cider.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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