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  • 30-11-2011 10:29am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!!


    At least I presume she was poor - she only had €1.20 in her purse.

    ______________________

    My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker.

    Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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    An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks have you ever been bedridden?

    She says yes I have and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too.
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    I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.

    She said I would like to come back as a cow.

    I said your obviously not fookin listening.
    ______________________

    Wife on phone to her husband: "Where the hell are you???"

    Husband: "Darling, do you remember that jewellery shop where you saw a necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have the money that time but I said "baby it'll be yours one day"

    Wife: "Aaaah yes, I remember my love....."



    Husband: "Well, I am in the pub next to that shop

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Last one is brilliant!


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