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What does your car say about you?

pappyodaniel · 2011-11-30 15:30:42

You know how you associate a car with the type of person the owner is? We all stereotype. So for example you're stopped at traffic lights and you hear a loud exhaust and bangin' tunes coming out of the car behind, you look in the mirror and see a pimped up Honda Civic with blacked out windows. You can't see the driver but…

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#102 01-12-2011 12:55am

eth0

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Mine says "Just let me die damn you!"

91 Peugeot, getting close to 300,000km

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#103 01-12-2011 7:03am

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ottostreet wrote: »

93 Toyota MR2

Not a typical boy racer car, that was the only car I ever wanted when I was a teenager, had a pencil case with it on it and everything!

Is it a GT T-Bar?

*jealous*

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#104 01-12-2011 7:10am

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don't know what i says, but it's a thirsty 3 Litre bitch.

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#105 01-12-2011 7:42am

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claireio wrote: »

Mine says I'm a filthy dirty yoke who hasn't washed it since I bought it over 3 yrs ago.

Washed "it" ? oh ...the car , right

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#106 01-12-2011 8:21am

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It says "he's f**k all money"

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#107 01-12-2011 6:07pm

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Not a typical boy racer car, that was the only car I ever wanted when I was a teenager, had a pencil case with it on it and everything!

Is it a GT T-Bar?

*jealous*

GT hardtop. Didn't want a T-bar for the budget I had, cos I didn't want to worry about leaks!

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#108 03-12-2011 10:52am

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If you have a Pajero then in Spanish I should worry what it says about you.

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#109 03-12-2011 11:38am

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My new car looks alright, its comfortable, it goes fast enough, but the main thing, it is a Diesel ( great MPG ratio and reliability) 104 tax, cheaper insurance, so my car says I am a hungry bastard.

I am not a car person, to me they are strictly functional A to B machines, I don't love them the way some people do. I probably will never clean it, till I have to and I will drive it into the ground.

But I love my bicycle, I am always tinkering and cleaning that. But my job is 20 miles from where I live, I do cycle it, but Ireland being Ireland you can't always do that.

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#110 03-12-2011 11:56am

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Toyota Auris, the boring pensioner car. Guilty.

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#111 03-12-2011 12:24pm

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I heard about this protestant who drives a normal enough car except everytime he revs really loudly the car says "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun huuuuuuun huuuuuuuuuuuuuun" :P

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#112 03-12-2011 1:29pm

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Felt spec '02 Audi A4...........

Says that I'm a 23year old young fella from Donegal, who never stays within the speed limit:o:o

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#113 03-12-2011 2:22pm

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Mine says
"Spatial awareness = nil"

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#114 03-12-2011 3:55pm

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not much, not a lot of chat out of him

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#115 03-12-2011 4:40pm

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It screams of my deep-seated psychological need - perhaps rooted in childhood - to have a vehicle to transport my kids and do the shopping.

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#116 03-12-2011 4:50pm

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My car is a convertible. I guess it says I'm a bit of an idiot as we don't have the weather for it here. Once its gets over 10degrees though I put the top down so I feel like I can get the value out of spending extra on such a ****ty car.

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#117 03-12-2011 4:53pm

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i love seeing boy racers pull up beside me in a civic looking for a dice off my Fiat,and then waving goodbye as i open up my alfa engine,their tears bring me joy.

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#118 03-12-2011 5:36pm

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my peugeot 106 gti says i'm a boy racer..
but that's wrong... i'm a woman racer

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#119 03-12-2011 5:50pm

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pmcmahon wrote: »

i love seeing boy racers pull up beside me in a civic looking for a dice off my Fiat,and then waving goodbye as i open up my alfa engine,their tears bring me joy.

Do you live in a Beach Boys song?

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#120 03-12-2011 5:57pm

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A candy white MK5 3 door GTI could say a lot of things about me. I certainly hear a lot of things regarding it/me anyway. Always good to take the positives with the negatives though!

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#121 04-12-2011 12:50am

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My car likes to tell the world that I know f*ck all about cars.
Its a Ford Fiesta.

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#122 04-12-2011 12:54am

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my 1977 customm rebuild 633 manual running 220bhp in a gentlemans gt says i ignore the petrol prices
my mk3 mondeo st 155 diesel says i don't

so i'm a schitso i suppose

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#123 04-12-2011 1:23am

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My car just keeps saying that I'm a stupid cúnt.

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#124 04-12-2011 10:19am

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My car says - "try and racking up 9 points in me-haha" - a little 1.0 vs. 1.9 TDi I managed to get all the points in. I miss that car - was faster than my BMW!

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#125 07-12-2011 5:14pm

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BMW = Hedgehog

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#126 07-12-2011 5:21pm

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My truck says get the **** out of my way, with your pússy GTI's http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055602635&page=3

My 98 avensis diesel says im a tight fecker.

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#127 07-12-2011 5:27pm

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Small cock but my car is a compulsive and habitual liar.

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#128 07-12-2011 5:45pm

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I drive a Subaru so my car pretty much says this about me.......

EAT ME!!!!!!!

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#129 07-12-2011 5:54pm

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pmcmahon wrote: »

i love seeing boy racers pull up beside me in a civic looking for a dice off my Fiat,and then waving goodbye as i open up my alfa engine,their tears bring me joy.

Hi What Fiat have you got?:D

and what alfa engine?comon spill the beans:D;)

Got a Nippy Fiat myself:D

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#130 07-12-2011 5:57pm

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I have a car but don't own it but drive it anyway's its a small toyota car. What the car says about me that I am a learner driver!:rolleyes:

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#131 07-12-2011 5:59pm

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My car says that I'm fúcking filthy

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#132 07-12-2011 5:59pm

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Hmm I drive 2 cars

Fiat coupe its a thing of beauty:cool:
But most people think I am too poor to buy a Hyundai coupe

Also have mk2 golf gti which gets thrashed to within an inch of its life and loves it;)

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#133 07-12-2011 6:15pm

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it tells me I must be a madman to be paying as of January, €1005 per annum in motor tax!

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#134 07-12-2011 6:41pm

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Idbatterim wrote: »

it tells me I must be a madman to be paying as of January, €1005 per annum in motor tax!

What litre? I haven't checked what mine's gonna cost

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#135 07-12-2011 6:58pm

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davycc wrote: »

Hmm I drive 2 cars

Fiat coupe its a thing of beauty:cool:
But most people think I am too poor to buy a Hyundai coupe

Also have mk2 golf gti which gets thrashed to within an inch of its life and loves it;)

Re-deemed :pac:

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#136 08-12-2011 2:29am

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Abi wrote: »

Re-deemed :pac:

Ha thanks love redeeming myself over cars tie and time and time again.

The Fiat is my fav though by a long long way:D

Bheast!;)

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#137 08-12-2011 2:54am

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Pimped up 2 seater convertible...

Wanker?

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#138 08-12-2011 3:15am

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04' Lexus GS300 ?

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#139 08-12-2011 3:28am

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Mine is 2010 Mercedes-Benz S-Class S 320 cdi 3 litre diesel cant wait till jan until i upgrade as its getting up in the years and mine says i can do as i wish
and no im not a banker.

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#140 08-12-2011 4:04am

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patwicklow wrote: »

Mine is 2010 Mercedes-Benz S-Class S 320 cdi 3 litre diesel cant wait till jan until i upgrade as its getting up in the years and mine says i can do as i wish
and no im not a banker.

Dunno if you're joking or not...tell me you're not

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