Thursday 'Uns

MonkieSocks

Q: What''s the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist?

A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

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Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians.

When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants.

When you open them up everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians.

When you open them up everything is colour coded.

The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief.

One of them asked why.

The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable"

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Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100 % of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when