When do you reckon you'll die?

MidlandsM

Will you make it to be an OAP?

or die sooner than that?

Junco Partner

I'll live till I'm 80, I'm the picture of health


*takes a drag on cigarette*

Misticles

After typing this

Immaculate Pasta

About 2 o clock this afternoon in a tragic blimp accident :cool:

Frank Black

I fully expect to be dying of a hangover tomorrow morning.

foxyboxer

I'm my fathers double, his mother died at 93.

I'll go with 93. So another 62 years of the *cue sarcasm* joy that is liiiiiiife

PandyAndy

86.

Misticles wrote: »

After typing this

RIP.

poppyseeder

44

Brendog

If I could go anyway it'd be riding an atomic bomb.


Honestly can't think of a better way

theteal

when the auld ticker gives up the ghost


. . .I've no crystal ball to tell you when that might be OP

Mongarra

Immediately after next week's budget speech, like half the rural dwellers in the country.

My family average is around 74 so I'll plump for that.

token56

Whenever I feel like it, no illness is going to make me its b*tch.

JerryHandbag

I reckon I'm halfway there. So, 68.

luckyfrank

Ill die when im dead

Acoshla

At about 98, when I've enjoyed a good 20 years of being a crazy cat lady, saying what I like to people that annoy me and grabbing young male nurses bums.

jackie1974

The white witch in cobh said 84 so i'm happy to go with that :cool:

cichlid child

21 December 2012 acording to the Mayans

Wibbs

Lot of extreme longevity in the men in my family so my basic death clock should be good for 90, or more. That said I reckon I've raced it on a bit by not being as fit and active as most of them.

massdebater

I'm gonna hold off until I'm 100. Always wanted to make triple figures so think I'll wait til then

Kevin Duffy

Ah, not for ages ye

dee.

Hello depressing thread.


I reckon late 40s-50s which isn't too far away (I'm 21 now) my grandparents on one side both died young. My grandparents on my moms side are both still alive but grandma had many lumps removed, grandpa had cancer in recent years, and all of the women in our family don't seem to have great health. My own mother had a few lumps removed from her breasts so I'm really dreading it will be breast cancer...or any form of cancer to be honest.

We all know we're going to die but I'd prefer it to just happen rather than be giving a date.

ScumLord

All the men on both sides of my family die around 50 - 60, so I'm halfway done.

CrazyRabbit

I'll probably die in a virus outbreak caused by terrorists. So, within the next 10 years.

Abi

MidlandsM wrote: »

Will you make it to be an OAP?

or die sooner than that?

I'd imagine my mid to late sixties. Cancer throughout the fathers side, heart problems and tumors on the hens side. I've probably got the liver of an 80 year who drank heavily all their life, so best leave that off the organ donation list o_O

McTigs

I hope to a good age, certainly long enough to see my kids grown up and maybe even get to have the craic with a few grandkids.... but only as long as i can go to the jacks unassisted

i wouldn't want to hang out too much after 80, so maybe a healthy heroin habit a la The grandad in Little Miss Sunshine might expediate my departure at that point

Ross_Mahon

Hopefully cryonically frozen in suspended animation

fungun

im the spit of my dad and him and his parents were all dead by early 60s

Some advances in medicine might stretch me out, Ill go for 68. So basically once Im flogged from working but before the state pays me my pension. You can thank me in heaven.

Wouldnt mind if I could stretch to a 69 though, be a good way to go

--Kaiser--

At half past

No.125

58

jimpump

meh, taking a wild guess probably 60

been on 20 smokes a day since around 13 and i drink like a mofo

4zn76tysfajdxp

Hard to tell. My grandparents on my father's side both died relatively young (he's outlived his parents, agewise) yet on my mother's side they lived until their 70s and 80s. So.... *shrug*

Paddy Samurai

A millisecond after my heart stops.:eek:

Corruptable

Suicide bombing an full session of Dail Eireann, not sure when though.

dee.

jimpump wrote: »

meh, taking a wild guess probably 60

been on 20 smokes a day since around 13 and i drink like a mofo

Is 60 not kinda generous then? :P

jimpump

dee. wrote: »

Is 60 not kinda generous then? :P

na sure me granda drank like a fish and smoked the pipe and lived into his 80's

Missmiddleton

if i dont start doing PE it could be as soon as next week. i'm not very fit

Overature

Some time in the future i geuss

hondasam

I try not to think about it.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I hope I don't get too long, I've no great desire to be old. Plus I view death as the next adventure, it holds no fear for me.

whiskeyman

I keep getting visions of dying in a car crash soon.
Probably should get help about it...

If it's tomorrow, I love y'all v much x

Daithi 1

When I get up off this toilet, Riggs !

TeddyTedson

Well next year is 2012 so if I make it past 21/12/2012 I'll be happy.

Where To

FFS this thread is depressing :mad:


















:mad::mad:

Biggins

Don't know when but maybe how.

Latchy

I'm optimistic and holding out for 70 but war, famine or plague will probably finish me off much sooner .

Deus Ex Machina

I'd be astonished if I get past 40. The alcohol alone is enough to cause serious difficulties, and it is the least of my worries at the moment.

TeddyTedson

Biggins wrote: »

Don't know when but maybe how.

Are you a smoker Biggie?

The best thing about death is that we know we'll all die someday, if that's not encouragement to enjoy life as much as possible, nothing is.
I've actually enjoyed life more and more as I've gotten older, although I look back at my childhood (bar one thing) with great feeling of nostalgia.
If death is the price to pay for a life, its a fair trade in my book

Biggins

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Are you a smoker Biggie?

Nope.
Probably heart attack or bumped off. :pac:

That reminds me, must check my life insurance!

TeddyTedson

Biggins wrote: »

Nope.
Probably heart attack or bumped off. :pac:

That reminds me, must check my life insurance!

No no Biggie, Assurance :P

You'll live long Biggie, you have a good sense of humor so that will help you:)

LH Pathe

I have no idea. It really can strike right out of the blue and send that cup of tea flyin'

and that's if you even got to pick it up having poured it out in the first place

Biggins

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