When do you reckon you'll die?

kryogen

probably 54

keeps sticking out

Yakult

I'd say right about now..

Just you see, I will not be logging on here any more or anywhere else other than heaven. Hope they have a good WLAN up there.

Goodbye cruel world.

LH Pathe

Bye, Yakult..

down the hatch *gulp*


/evidently not my favourite probiotic yoghurt.. seemed to disagree with me so consider yourself regurgitated reborn

Saila

whenever the fcuk I WANT to :P

vgv

id like to live long enough to turn into an old geezer like Hugh Hefner,still able to pitch a tent in his 80s.I reckon my chances of reaching that stage are quite good judging by family and relatives.

LH Pathe

judging by family and relatives all the women will live forever and all the men will mysteriously drop before their time

Kojak

Biggins wrote: »

Nope.
Probably heart attack or bumped off. :pac:

That reminds me, must check my life insurance!

You could always do a John Darwin and go "missing" after a canoeing session in the sea.....

Reamer Fanny

Biggins wrote: »

Spammers is posting all over the place in various sections.

There is at least two of them at the same time. kenengma & Chanlan.

Now three: fckger

Site is being hit hard tonight/this morning by China based spammers.

Can't boards ban China?

TeddyTedson

justryan wrote: »

Can't boards ban China?

They really need to put up a great firewall blocking them at this stage. It's getting too much.

vampire of kilmainham

vampires never die :eek:

vampire of kilmainham

in the path of life ye are all in death so watch ye all therefore as you do not know the day or the hour the grim reaper will come and take the spirit from your phisical body into the spirit relems cast a cold eye upon death horseman pass by:eek::eek::eek::D:D:D

Godsentme

Sooner or Later.....

vampire of kilmainham

cichlid child wrote: »

21 December 2012 acording to the Mayans

well happy xmas 2012 then in case i miss ya between now and then;)

vampire of kilmainham

jimpump wrote: »

meh, taking a wild guess probably 60

been on 20 smokes a day since around 13 and i drink like a mofo

i smoked like a steam engine bout 60 or so a day started when i was 11 then i quit about 3years back never looked back and would never smoke again still love my ol booze up do

vampire of kilmainham

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

A millisecond after my heart stops.:eek:

it might start up again

cson

black francis wrote: »

I fully expect to be dying of a hangover tomorrow morning.

There's been times when I wanted to die after one of those.

noxqs

3 days after my life insurance expires, like all my electronics.

Saila

soon, real soon

Stiffler2

MidlandsM wrote: »

Will you make it to be an OAP?

or die sooner than that?

I hope to be dead before 45 anyway

Biggins

justryan wrote: »

Can't boards ban China?

If only!

LK_Dave

about 2 minutes before my passengers die horrible deaths in a mangled bus crash.

Fart

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

it might start up again

You really are the worst ever for not multi-quoting. I've seen you do it numerous times.

Anyways, I'll die aged 72 I reckon.

kincsem

Any day now. I'm 61 and yesterday died many times on my 75km cycle. This madness must stop.

shewhodoesnot

When my work here is done :P:o









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Sunnyisland

When will I die test, Check it out as I havent


http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=when%20will%20i%20die%20test&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gotoquiz.com%2Fspecial%2Fwhen_will_i_die.html&ei=_8nYTrm8NsnLhAfg84y9Dg&usg=AFQjCNHhARMnQfrpY6VhOPAC5L_La5vkYQ

DiscoBiscuits

65 years young in a freak blimp accident off me box on lsd!!!!

cosmicfart

im already dead, dead but dreaming

MidlandsM

cosmicfart wrote: »

im already dead, dead but dreaming

cool, they have the internet in the after life!:D

Ouchette

realies wrote: »

When will I die test, Check it out as I havent


http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=when%20will%20i%20die%20test&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gotoquiz.com%2Fspecial%2Fwhen_will_i_die.html&ei=_8nYTrm8NsnLhAfg84y9Dg&usg=AFQjCNHhARMnQfrpY6VhOPAC5L_La5vkYQ

93. That would sound about right except they didn't factor in my commute across London by bike, which threatens to get me killed most days.

Grandmother I take after is still going at 89, is still pretty independent and will be around a few more years yet, I expect.

Other grandmother lived to 87 and didn't die of anything inheritable.

Parents both in good health. I have a decent diet and take plenty of exercise, plus I'll have about 60 years of medical advances on my side compared to my grandparents.

Maybe I'll live to 100 if the taxi drivers learn to look where they're going.

cynder

No idea, when it happens, it happens, i just dont want to go out too fast. I want to know that its happening.


que sera sera.

candy-gal1

hoping il make it till my 80s, 100 would be prefered though, you never know it could happen

cynder

realies wrote: »

When will I die test, Check it out as I havent


http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=when%20will%20i%20die%20test&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gotoquiz.com%2Fspecial%2Fwhen_will_i_die.html&ei=_8nYTrm8NsnLhAfg84y9Dg&usg=AFQjCNHhARMnQfrpY6VhOPAC5L_La5vkYQ

Says i will live to 79! doesnt factor in getting hit by a bus....

mattjack

My heart stopped twice,in hospital, when I had a virus at six months old ,so I died twice already , MRS Mattjack reckons it brained my damage

Oranage2

I reckon 58-63 - Heart disease and metal illness runs in one side of my family and cancer in the other.

davetherave

I reckon, 1824hrs on Thursday, April 4th 2075. Give or take a few minutes.

candy-gal1

grindelwald wrote: »

Says i will live to 79! doesnt factor in getting hit by a bus....

apparrantly il die at 84, not too bad at all

Standard Toaster

bollix cancer caused by by laptop's wireless any day now

Mr Simpson

justryan wrote: »

Can't boards ban China?

I would have thought China has banned Boards

cynder

Oranage2 wrote: »

I reckon 58-63 - Heart disease and metal illness runs in one side of my family and cancer in the other.

Dont you have a lot to look forward too! :eek:

frank reynolds

we're all dead next year. 2012 duh

mattjack

candy-gal1 wrote: »

apparrantly il die at 84, not too bad at all

can I have a pic of you in your bikini just before you go..?

Duggy747

I don't worry about it, by the time I'm old I should be finally be able to download my brain onto a USB stick and just wait for them to grow a new body for me so they can upload it.

Will probably still be some driver issues I bet.