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Wtf? Christmas carolers?

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  • #52
    Jazzzman
    Registered Users Posts: 420 ✭✭Jazzzman


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Hold on a minute, that's a serious allegation, are you trying to ge me banned?

    you're doing a fine job on your own pal


  • #53
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Jazzzman wrote: »
    you're doing a fine job on your own pal

    I'm not your pal.


  • #54
    Dr.Silly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    I'm not your pal.

    would you like a hug ?


  • #55
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    would you like a hug ?

    Ah go on then. But sing us a carol first would ye?


  • #56
    Aurum
    Registered Users Posts: 176 ✭✭Aurum


    Carolers are a no-win situation. Either they can't sing a note, and you immediately want to close the door, or they sing very well, and then you feel obliged to stand, smiling politely, while being sung at…which makes me feel exceedingly awkward.


  • #57
    Dr.Silly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Ah go on then. But sing us a carol first would ye?

    depends if you'll give me a fiver or not


  • #58
    Jazzzman
    Registered Users Posts: 420 ✭✭Jazzzman


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    I'm not your pal.

    ok sweetheart


  • #59
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    Jazzzman wrote: »
    ok sweetheart

    Cheers Beefcake.


  • #60
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    We should swap usernames
    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Hey c'mon now, don't be making jokes.

    Can't you see I'm absolutley outraged over here?
    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    oh...outraged... a little over dramatic aren't we ?

    your comment about "them" type of people making you sick was totally uncalled for.
    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Hold on a minute, that's a serious allegation, are you trying to ge me banned?
    Jazzzman wrote: »
    you're doing a fine job on your own pal
    lastlaugh wrote: »
    I'm not your pal.
    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    would you like a hug ?
    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Ah go on then. But sing us a carol first would ye?
    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    depends if you'll give me a fiver or not
    Jazzzman wrote: »
    ok sweetheart


    Get a room and work it out :p


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  • #61
    Skid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    Susannahmia wrote: »

    Since when has this ever been done in Ireland? E

    Usually around Christmas Time, from my experience :)


  • #62
    Minstrel27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    lastlaugh wrote: »
    Just because you don't have a job doesn't mean you can't give to charity.

    Please show me where I said you couldn't?


  • #63
    gufnork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭gufnork


    My wife says "well it is the 1st of december...!"

    Just thought I'd let you know.

    You're welcome.


  • #64
    alphabeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    there is a dude who calls to the door every year without fail looking for money for a charity parachute jump into eammonn ceannt park .

    never once seen a plane or a jumper anywhere near it - hes doent get any money off me either.


  • #65
    dsmythy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,521 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    AudreyHepburn wrote: »
    Lighten up will you!

    It's now Christmas time and they were children.

    A few euro won't break the bank.

    It can when you spend all your money each week.


  • #66
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Thought i read Christmas calories. Yee had me feeling gulity already yee cúnts.

    Feckin' Roses arent what they used to be, so questioning are they worth it every time i the savage few strawberry ones beg fro freedom from the bottom of the tin.

    Carolers can fúck right off too. Dont answer the door for fear of the TV licence inspector anyway :D (waves to Creepy)


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  • #67
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Answer the door naked with a bread knife.

    Sorted.


  • #68
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,968 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Should I:

    A) Answer the door and say "I'm an athiest so fuck off"

    or

    B) Pretend to be a Christian extremist and bs them crap from the bibil and await their response.


  • #69
    POKERKING
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭POKERKING


    have had 3 calls in the past week, all before december 1st i might add, its a bit of a pain in the ass, dont mind it a few days before xmas for a genuine cause but this is takin the piss..


  • #70
    Wetai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Ah now, that's a bit ridiculous - more so than ads before Halloween.
    What if people started trick-or-treating @ October 1st. I doubt the people who came to your house would give them any money..


  • #71
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    this is why i always answer the door in the nip.


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  • #72
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    Whenever I get a caroller, I answer the door and smile and nod in apparent enjoyment before violently slamming the door.


  • #73
    az2wp0sye65487
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    shite in the bowl

    I thought he was called "Shite in the bucket"....


  • #74
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Just wait until they're finished singing.
    Once they're finished, you start singing back.


    *note - this could go on for a while.


  • #75
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    God there's some miserable people in this thread. Where's the warm friendly Ireland people used to know and love? *sigh* :(


  • #76
    Noopti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    Sounds like aggressive begging if you ask me, especially if the singing is bad. Call the Gardai. :P

    This sounds like the winter equivalent of the summer time "will ye sponsor me football club" con job where the kid has a piece of A4 paper with random names and amounts scrawled on it.


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