Dey took our jobs.

pragmatic1

Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men. Well bitches?

Temptamperu

DUUR KER DURR!!!!

mackg

Dey suk our knobs

admiralofthefleet

all sammich artists

laoch na mona

who left the kitchen door open

chin_grin

Temptamperu wrote: »

DUUR KER DURR!!!!

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKRRRRRRRRRRRRFRRRRRRRRRRRRRDRRRRRRRRRRRR.

WatchWolf

BunShopVoyeur

It has begun.

In the future they'll treat us like cattle, just milking us for our sperm and........actually............Hmmm........

Daithi 1

all de do is be ridin all bleedin day in werk !

hondasam

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men. Well bitches?

We are better at everything Simple.
Men are getting better in the kitchen, make me a sammich.

massiveattack

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men. Well bitches?

I bet the wenches just line up to give you their integers

massiveattack

hondasam wrote: »

We are better at everything Simple.
Men are getting better in the kitchen, make me a sammich.

Woman outside of the kitchen?



And the linesman flags for offside!

PaulKK

http://youtu.be/768h3Tz4Qik

slavetothegrind

I had a good career as a tranny but them beeches done gone got strapadictomes and ruins my trade!

Dotrel

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men.

The western world has changed from a manufacturing economy to a service economy. Little is being built or produced any more. But if you happy doing some shítty office job or spending your life stacking shelves, selling insurance or taking care of someone elses kids then you've plenty of options.

themadchef

My wooden spoon technique was impeccable.

That and a life time spent giving out and picking up after people. Career i was made for.

If only there was an Xbox career, or remote control career, porn career, or fúck me the holy trinity... all three. You'd never have to leave the room.

pragmatic1

massiveattack wrote: »

I bet the wenches just line up to give you their integers

They do actually. I tell lies.

Scruffles

reverse gender discrimination-we is a'comin fur jobs,lads.
remember,we have the monthlies which is an involuntary cost so we need moar monehz for the protection,ben and jerrys,chocolate,anaemia boosting foods & so on,how else can we get that without jacking the job of some male?:P
am personaly going for the job of that bellend who runs the UK govurmint- sit around doing naff all,spending a ton of public money on luxuries and call it work necessities,put a tax on breathing and spend the money saved on redbull and quite possibly a shetland pony,some chuck chucks and llama.

jackie1974

Because Loreal told us we're worth it

Mickey H

jackie1974 wrote: »

Because Loreal told us we're worth it

Well put Jackie!

slavetothegrind

worth 60 seconds of physical effort and then we wonder what's on telly and if you would possibly leave......

Paulor94

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik

Feckin women!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

mackg

hondasam wrote: »

We are better at everything Simple.
Men are getting better in the kitchen, make me a sammich.

Dawgs be crazy!

mapaco

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Well bitches?

hahahahahahaha i love after hours:D

The Master of Disaster

Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble!

BunShopVoyeur

I wouldn't worry fellas. We'll always be strong enough to beat them back to the 50's if need be

Daithi 1

Who's worried ? I think it's great relaxin at home !

stupidusername

what am I doing up at this hour? oh that's right, I have no job to go to in the morning. The only job I have to do is to have the place spick and span at all times. anybody need their washing done? anybody?

starbelgrade

stupidusername wrote: »

anybody need their washing done? anybody?

You could come over to my place & give the missus the day off if you're bored.

stupidusername

starbelgrade wrote: »

You could come over to my place & give the missus the day off if you're bored.

why would she need a day off? doesn't she enjoy taking care of her man?

starbelgrade

stupidusername wrote: »

why would she need a day off? doesn't she enjoy taking care of her man?

I don't know - I never take the gag off her mouth in case she starts talking.

mackg

stupidusername wrote: »

what am I doing up at this hour? oh that's right, I have no job to go to in the morning. The only job I have to do is to have the place spick and span at all times. anybody need their washing done? anybody?

Surely you could yourself entertained by looking at pictures of pretty dresses and engagement rings on the internet.

stupidusername

mackg wrote: »

Surely you could yourself entertained by looking at pictures of pretty dresses and engagement rings on the internet.

engagement rings? but no man will have me until I have learned to cook well enough.

mackg

stupidusername wrote: »

engagement rings? but no man will have me until I have learned to cook well enough.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-ageusia.htm

You're still in with a shot!

the groutch

Damn gender quotas

stupidusername

mackg wrote: »

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-ageusia.htm

You're still in with a shot!

All I need to do now is find a support group and get myself a husband.

mackg

stupidusername wrote: »

All I need to do now is find a support group and get myself a husband.

I think the ageusia support group meet in Abrakebabra.

stupidusername

mackg wrote: »

I think the ageusia support group meet in Abrakebabra.

But that wouldn't make sense.if they cant taste anything why would they choose to eat junk food?

Chuck Stone

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men. Well bitches?

A huge factor was WWII. Women went to work in jobs that were traditionally considered 'male' jerbs; welding, sheet metal working, carpentry etc.

After the war many women were saying fuck this staying at home being a wifey shit - I can do work as well as any bloke.

Tru story bro.

mackg

stupidusername wrote: »

But that wouldn't make sense.if they cant taste anything why would they choose to eat junk food?

A lot blame themselves for their condition and people believe it to be some type of self inflicted ironic punishment.

stupidusername

mackg wrote: »

A lot blame themselves for their condition and people believe it to be some type of self inflicted ironic punishment.

Ah I see. anyway i'll get my prettiest frock on and get myself down there to find a man to take me. Thank you for teaching me kind sir

mackg

stupidusername wrote: »

Ah I see. anyway i'll get my prettiest frock on and get myself down there to find a man to take me. Thank you for teaching me kind sir

Tis been a pleasure as always.

u_c_thesecond

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men. Well bitches?

no 1. we are better

no 2. you wouldnt exist without us ( try cooking a baby in an oven for 9 months - does not work! )

no 3. we are sensitive if our boss loses his wife/ loses a bet/ needs a shoulder to snot on

no 4. we haz ze boobies:D

no 5. see number 4

i rest my case

ohhhhh and also...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik

Stiffler2

Israel have this correct.
The woman has to walk 5 paces behind the man.

probably so he doesn't have to listen to her $hit
back to the ol times I say

pragmatic1

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

no 1. we are better

no 2. you wouldnt exist without us ( try cooking a baby in an oven for 9 months - does not work! )

no 3. we are sensitive if our boss loses his wife/ loses a bet/ needs a shoulder to snot on

no 4. we haz ze boobies:D

no 5. see number 4

i rest my case

ohhhhh and also...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik

Yeah but we have peni and all women envy that.

Oranage2

Whats that old chinese proverb,

- Woman should be seen and not heard?


Ah you gotta love women though - they're such pretty little silly things.

bnt

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Women thats who. How come more women seem to have jobs now than men. Well bitches?

Because no-one actually makes anything any more? These days it's all about the soft skills, all that touchy-feely stuff women do better. Machines are now doing much of the work that men used to do. But it's only a matter of time before the machines take over the "people" jobs too. Men no longer have to plough the fields behind horses; in the future, women will no longer need to change the nappies on the old people in the nursing homes. We're all going to end up like those lard-asses in Wall-E's spaceship.

No, I'm not a sexist, I'm just exaggerating a bit - this is AH, after all ...

nicowa

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Israel have this correct.
The woman has to walk 5 paces behind the man.

probably so he doesn't have to listen to her $hit
back to the ol times I say

I know it was a joke... but that's Arab countries, if it happens in Israel it's a personal thing rather than a general thing.