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Oh dear "Mark"

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  • #52
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    shewhodoesnot wrote: »
    WINTER IS COMING
    “The Kingsguard do not run. Then or now. We swore a vow.” “If you would take a man’s life, you owe it to him to look him into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.” Ned Stark
    What has Game of Thrones got to do with anything?


  • #53
    Noopti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    What has Game of Thrones got to do with anything?

    Well Winter is surely coming for poor old Mark. The randy bastard.


  • #54
    Shiner11
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Shiner11


    Her email address classifiedadvert120511@gmail.com pretty much gives it away really.


  • #55
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,509 ✭✭✭cml387


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    What has Game of Thrones got to do with anything?


    It's to do with Mark Maidencharmer and his Mighty Tool.


  • #56
    shewhodoesnot
    Registered Users Posts: 6 ✭shewhodoesnot


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    What has Game of Thrones got to do with anything?

    Lol. Winter HAS come for Mark!


  • #57
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    "Mark" is probably still hiding cos he's afraid to find out that he's a daddy.

    He shouldn't worry, he probably just got HIV off her.


  • #58
    MetalDog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    This is so Jeremy Kyle. She's gonna get 18 + years of child benefit from him now, because he "didn't put something on the end of it".









    Either that or he gave her the clap.


  • #59
    Noopti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    I wonder if it is possible that the kid was conceived in Copper Face Jacks?

    Good Lord, the prophecy has come to pass. The King of the Culchies has been born to pass judgement on us all.


  • #60
    MetalDog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    Noopti wrote: »
    I wonder if it is possible that the kid was conceived in Copper Face Jacks?

    Probably was conceived in the Jacks in Copper Face Jacks.
    Moral of the story: he should have done her up the jacksie.


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  • #61
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    MetalDog wrote: »
    Probably was conceived in the Jacks in Copper Face Jacks.
    Moral of the story: he should have done her up the jacksie.

    Or just finished up on the face.


  • #62
    MetalDog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    Dotrel wrote: »
    Or just finished up on the face.

    Then he would have had to look at her.


  • #63
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Why is she waiting for 15 months to get in contact. :confused:


  • #64
    massiveattack
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 147 ✭✭massiveattack


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Why is she waiting for 15 months to get in contact. :confused:

    Single mother allowance scam


  • #65
    Noopti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Why is she waiting for 15 months to get in contact. :confused:

    Because she is a bleedin hippo and that is the gestational period*.


    * I am in no way saying 15 months is the actual gestational period of a hippopotamus. I am just using the 15 month time range as a comedic device to insinuate that the lady is of very questionable appearance.


  • #66
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    massiveattack wrote: »
    Single mother allowance scam
    But sure she would have known for a few months that she was pregnant, never mind giving birth 6 months ago:eek:

    Maybe it's kind of like this...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME


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  • #67
    Dublin Chick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭Dublin Chick


    Does anyone know if she found Mark???


  • #68
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ya, I returned her jacket to her safe and sound


  • #69
    MarkyTheLips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭MarkyTheLips


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ya, I returned her jacket to her safe and sound

    Glad someone is willing to be my scapegoat responsible..


  • #70
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Dublin Chick wrote: »
    Does anyone know if she found Mark???

    my name is slim shady she got in contact with me because she caught aids that week. Im glad she did, as we are both cured now :)


  • #71
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,527 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    This reminds me of the time I was on a job down the country and two of my workmates ended up together at the end of site party. I ran into herself a while later wandering around in Dublin looking for him, she questioned me as to his whereabouts and told me she needed to contact him.
    Neither of them were particularly pleasant people, so I didn't stay in contact, but I pity any child that may have resulted from the union.


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