Going bald is one of the worst things that can happen a man.

Kaneda_

Theres not much point in living if it happens.

Hair transplants are pricey but if you can afford them they are great.

Slap heads,egg tops etc are a few cruel names that bald men are called.

FatherLen

tell that to jason stathem

stupidusername

what about being impotent?

Junco Partner

My fathers half bald and it's hereditary.:(

Have my cyanide pills ready for when my bald spot appears.

who the fug

WE all should of thought of that when we slagged the older generation off as teenagers

jester77

Kaneda_ wrote: »

Theres not much point in living if it happens.

Hair transplants are pricey but if you can afford them they are great.

Slap heads,egg tops etc are a few cruel names that bald men are called.

Going bald is great, less money on shampoo, no drying your hair in the morning, no bad hair days, no money to spend on wax, creams, etc, money saved on getting your hair cut, no getting your hair pulled by an agro woman when things get heated.

mathie

Kaneda_ wrote: »

Slap heads,egg tops etc are a few cruel names that bald men are called.

You forgot cueball.

IvyTheTerrible

Kaneda_ wrote: »

Theres not much point in living if it happens.

Hair transplants are pricey but if you can afford them they are great.

Slap heads,egg tops etc are a few cruel names that bald men are called.

No, no they are not great. (unless you LIKE having hair like a Ken Doll.)

Seriously a man going grey or bald with dignity (ie not resorting to Just For Men or hair transplants) can be seriously sexy.

mathie

stupidusername wrote: »

what about being impotent?

What has being everywhere got to do with it?

IvyTheTerrible

f0ggy92 wrote: »

My fathers half bald and it's hereditary.:(

Have my cyanide pills ready for when my bald spot appears.

I thought baldness came from the mother's side of the family?

lastlaugh

Kaneda_ wrote: »

Theres not much point in living if it happens.

Hair transplants are pricey but if you can afford them they are great.

Slap heads,egg tops etc are a few cruel names that bald men are called.

It must be a difficult to happen, especially in the early stages when it starts to thin and you foolishly start putting gel in it and trying to brush it around a bit to hide the pastey looking scalp underneath. Please God it never happens to me.

hooradiation

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I thought baldness came from the mother's side of the family?

His ma's his da.
Clearly.

Sunnyisland

If you go bald you go bald, its no big deal and certainly not one of the worst things that can happen you,Sure if you want you can still grow a beard and then turn your head upside down.

Jazzzman

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

No, no they are not great. (unless you LIKE having hair like a Ken Doll.)

Seriously a man going grey or bald with dignity (ie not resorting to Just For Men or hair transplants) can be seriously sexy.

yeah, and fat woman who walk around with confidence is a serious turn on for us blokes too....

IvyTheTerrible

Jazzzman wrote: »

yeah, and fat woman who walk around with confidence is a serious turn on for us blokes too....

Never heard that, tbh.

madcabbage

Simple solution, wear a wig!

Snakeblood

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Never heard that, tbh.

Google 'Feeders'.

Better yet, don't.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

just shave your head and gain a load of weight, people will think you're 'ard as ****

Dublin Chick

Yeah forget cancer, losing a limb, erectile disfunction.........

jonnyfingers

Nothing wrong with going bald. You just grow a beard like me and tell people you haven't lost your hair, you just moved it to another part of your head.

FloatingVoter

Bruce Willis must be very sad right now. Perhaps Captain Picard will call over and console him while they count their money.

Jazzzman

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Never heard that, tbh.

yet it holds just as much truth..

ejmaztec

madcabbage wrote: »

Simple solution, wear a wig!

Saw one guy in Dublin whose "rug" flew off in a gust of wind, and I've never seen anyone with a face as red as that guy's, especially when he ran after it.

grizzly

Dublin Chick wrote: »

Yeah forget cancer, losing a limb, erectile disfunction.........

Yeah, two words – testicular cancer

Nothingbetter2d

f0ggy92 wrote: »

My fathers half bald and it's hereditary.:(

Have my cyanide pills ready for when my bald spot appears.

your ok so but if your sister has a boy he will inherit the baldness

male pattern baldness is actually caused by a defective X chromesome

and is passed down to offspring from the mother not the father's genes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldness

so if you've gone bald blame your mammy not your dad

Hells Belle

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

No, no they are not great. (unless you LIKE having hair like a Ken Doll.)

Seriously a man going grey or bald with dignity (ie not resorting to Just For Men or hair transplants) can be seriously sexy.

Totally agree, as long as no comb-over is attempted, these should be punishable by bollix removal.

Seriously shave the whole head, that's sexy.

TheZohanS

Kaneda_ wrote: »

Theres not much point in living if it happens.

Hair transplants are pricey but if you can afford them they are great.

Slap heads,egg tops etc are a few cruel names that bald men are called.

And yet they'd still kick your hole in a fight.

Snakeblood

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

your ok so but if your sister has a boy he will inherit the baldness

male pattern baldness is actually caused by a defective X chromesome

and is passed down to offspring from the mother not the father's genes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldness

so if you've gone bald blame your mammy not your dad

Apparently the best indicator is looking at your mothers brother, assuming you have one of those.

Sooopie

a girl i know took her little brother to some hair dressers on baggot street to get hair extensions when his started to fall out

it was very emotional

Standard Toaster

Wimmins go bald too

bullpost

"Men whose fathers had experienced hairloss were 2.5 times more likely to experience hairloss themselves, regardless of the mother's side of the family, which may suggest Y linked heredity plays a role."

I'm inclined to go with the above based on personal experience.

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

your ok so but if your sister has a boy he will inherit the baldness

male pattern baldness is actually caused by a defective X chromesome

and is passed down to offspring from the mother not the father's genes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldness

so if you've gone bald blame your mammy not your dad

ejmaztec

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Wimmins go bald too

...and grow beards and moustaches.

Sooopie

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Wimmins go bald too

not slap-heed balded tho

sbsquarepants

I'm well on the way there, hasn't caused me a single seconds worry.
If you're a muppet, a full head of hair aint going to help you pull the birds i'm afraid!

petes

Started receding when I was 19. Shaved the lot of it and haven't looked back. Either use a 0 blade or mach 3 depending on how lazy I am.

I prefer it now tbh!

Never on this or any other planet should a comb over be allowed!!

Jazzzman

Insurgent wrote: »

Started receding when I was 19. Shaved the lot of it and haven't looked back. Either use a 0 blade or mach 3 depending on how lazy I am.

I prefer it now tbh!

Never on this or any other planet should a comb over be allowed!!

that's what happens when you've no choice in the matter

lastlaugh

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Wimmins go bald too

That can be kinda sexy too sometimes, sort of.

petes

Jazzzman wrote: »

that's what happens when you've no choice in the matter

Well to say I prefer it now, I have no interest in wigs, hair replacement etc.

If it bothered me like it does some people I probably would look in to something like the above.

NothingMan

*Rubs hand through thick head of hair*

Baldness isn't the worst thing in the world, but I definitely am glad I'm not. I'm too cute for baldness. I'd certainly never look intimidating, even with a shaved head.

ScumLord

Kaneda_ wrote: »

Hair transplants are pricey but if you can afford them they are great.

Your male membership has been revoked.

desertcircus

Have had a shaved head since I was seventeen thanks to going bald. How the rest of you can afford all that time and money on shampoo, washing it, haircuts, hairdryers and the like is a mystery. And if you get caught in the rain you're stuck with a wet head for the day? Yuck.

Happen TO a man ffs

petes

bluewolf wrote: »

Happen TO a man ffs

I wish posts like this would **** off to wherever!!

lastlaugh

bluewolf wrote: »

Happen TO a man ffs

'Oh, look at me, I can spot when someone makes a mistake!'

Jesus H.

jimbis

Sure ive lost my hair twice already due to chemo, Then retaliated to that when i recoverd by growing my hair down to my lower back and then.....


.....that solar panel for a sex machine showed it shiney face :rolleyes: Im now back to a shaved head again!

Jazzzman

bluewolf wrote: »

Happen TO a man ffs

Full stop FFS.

54kroc

Jesus I'd love to be bald, I'd save a fortune not having to buy gillette fusion blades anymore.

Owryan

Only person at my comfirmation with less hair than me was the bishop.

Also I have 3 kids under three so being bald just means they cant pull the head off me.

But serious whats the big deal with baldness, been this way for years n its never bothered me, a little slagging but I just give as good as I get.
I keep what little hair I ve left shaved down to a "zero" and get on with living. Its not a death sentence like

I am pie

trollington trollsworth of the trolls of trollsville.

Naughty troll.

TheZohanS

Insurgent wrote: »

I wish posts like this would **** off to wherever!!

It's ok, the OP is a troll, not a real person.

Ray Palmer

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

No, no they are not great. (unless you LIKE having hair like a Ken Doll.)

Seriously a man going grey or bald with dignity (ie not resorting to Just For Men or hair transplants) can be seriously sexy.

that's the old method the now do it more randomly than the line patterns. The thing is if you do it too early and keep going bald it can look terrrible.