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*The Official Unofficial Jizzler 2011 Discussion Thread*

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    #122
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Pigwidgeon wrote: »
    Aoibheann is the tallest person I've ever met. True story.

    Ill take her down a peg or 2 >_>
    /rugby tackle


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    #123
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    shadowninty wrote: »
    Lets face it, the shorter you are, the less of a human being you are.

    F*cking hell mate :(


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    #124
    Pigwidgeon
    Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's the moment you've all been waiting for.

    From our long list of over-qualified candidates, all three of who would have made wonderful hosts I'm sure, with many thanks to random.org's number generator, I can now reveal to you that the host of the 2011 Jizzlers awards is

    (drum roll please)


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    ...


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    .

    DAVIDIUS


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    #125
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Insect Overlord approves of this.


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    #126
    Davidius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I think it's a little absurd to suggest I own or have influence on random.org's RNG. My name doesn't appear in any whois report and I've made sure of that. I don't even see how I could possibly rig that kind of set up, it's not like I've been keeping tabs on anybody's IP, machines or browsing patterns remotely.


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    #127
    Salty
    Registered Users Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭Salty


    shadowninty wrote: »
    Lets face it, the shorter you are, the less of a human being you are.

    Not human eh?

    I suppose hobbits aren't all that bad...


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    #128
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    I hope I can be around for the banter tomorrow night. I've picked such cute matching outfits for me and Noel.


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    #129
    Grindylow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    I hope I can be around for the banter tomorrow night. I've picked such cute matching outfits for me and Noel.

    You're too thoughtful xox


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    #130
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    What time is this kicking off tomorrow? I'm supposed to be playing an indoor soccer tournament until 21:00, but I reckon I'll be here for most of the fun. :)


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    #131
    Pigwidgeon
    Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    What time is this kicking off tomorrow? I'm supposed to be playing an indoor soccer tournament until 21:00, but I reckon I'll be here for most of the fun. :)

    Does nobody read my announcements? :'(


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    #132
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Pigwidgeon wrote: »
    Does nobody read my announcements? :'(

    No.


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    #133
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Pigwidgeon wrote: »
    Does nobody read my announcements? :'(

    Of course we do!Why would...................no


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    #134
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Pigwidgeon wrote: »
    Does nobody read my announcements? :'(

    I read the first line of it and closed the tab... :pac:


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    #135
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    tpsreports.jpg


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    #136
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    Lol I forgot to vote >.<


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    #137
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Just noticed the date on my phone and had a mini spazz because I thought I'd missed the entire thing. I'm a genius


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    #138
    Pigwidgeon
    Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    deise_girl wrote: »
    Lol I forgot to vote >.<

    It's too late.

    The phone lines are now closed and the votes have been counted and verified, I can now reveal to you that the winner of big brother the jizzlers 2011 is...


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    #139
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Tempted to provide a running Twitter commentary on the Jizzlers, just for the weirdness of it. :pac:


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    #140
    Seren_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,810 ✭✭✭Seren_


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Tempted to provide a running Twitter commentary on the Jizzlers, just for the weirdness of it. :pac:

    You so should! I'd have joined in if my phoneternet was in anyway good :D I shall be reading the thread ce soir, but probably won't get too much of a chance to post really as my phone takes FOREVER to do it. I'd be there posting about something and everyone would be on to the award after it :p


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    #141
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    It's so close :D


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    #142
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    My family organised a dinner out tonight. How dare they, on Jizzlers night! What time is this kicking off again? The announcement is gone! :P


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    #143
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    I think it said 8. Bring your family to the Jizzlers :p


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    #144
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    It seems I'll be heading out tonight working late on an important presentation. So anyway, vote Duffy.


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    #145
    Slow Show
    Registered Users Posts: 4,248 ✭✭✭Slow Show


    It starts at 8, you say? Good thing I got my hair, nails and tan done earlier! All set for the red carpet. Now to think of an effective publicity stunt...


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    #146
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Time for some viral marketing.


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    #147
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    It'll take hours to get my "I just rolled out of bed" hair right.


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    #148
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    I think I'll be able to manage a quick outfit change into the "VOTE FOR ME!!!" not-safe-for-family ensemble after the dinner...;)


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    #149
    IHeartChemistry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭IHeartChemistry


    It's my first Jizzlers :P Welllllll excited! Gonna go make me some cupcakes for later :D


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    #150
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    Time for some viral marketing.
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    People called Duffy are so cool. If only there was some way we could honour them.

    Ahem.


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    #151
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    QueenOfLeon wrote: »
    Ahem.

    If only.....


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