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Passport - Very Interesting

DCUlad · 2011-12-03 23:23:57

Anyone know how long it takes to obtain a passport through the usual passport express route? To make it more AH like.... I intend to travel through main-land Europe and have numerious sex sessions with will females/prostitutes/etc. Any reccomendations in that regard would also be nice .... ;)

04-12-2011 12:23am

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DCUlad

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Anyone know how long it takes to obtain a passport through the usual passport express route?

To make it more AH like.... I intend to travel through main-land Europe and have numerious sex sessions with will females/prostitutes/etc.

Any reccomendations in that regard would also be nice ....

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#2 04-12-2011 12:25am

up for anything

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FFS! Google.

http://www.anpost.ie/AnPost/MainContent/Personal+Customers/Sending+Mail/Speed/Passport+Express/passport_express.htm

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#3 04-12-2011 12:26am

Del2005

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DCUlad wrote: »

Anyone know how long it takes to obtain a passport through the usual passport express route?

To make it more AH like.... I intend to travel through main-land Europe and have numerious sex sessions with will females/prostitutes/etc.

Any reccomendations in that regard would also be nice ....

Bring loads of money

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#4 04-12-2011 12:27am

Latchy

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Sex with european prostititutes ?

Haven't you seen Hostel ?

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#5 04-12-2011 12:28am

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Del2005 wrote: »

Bring loads of money

and sudocrem

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#6 04-12-2011 12:29am

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Not very interesting.

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#7 04-12-2011 12:30am

AnamGlas

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story needs more coke

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#8 04-12-2011 12:33am

dj jarvis

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anything else you want us to google for you ?

how about these ?

http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/Verereal+diseases

http://www.bahn.com/i/view/index.shtml

http://www.dfa.ie/home/index.aspx?id=285

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_the_Netherlands

http://www.everytattoo.com/austria.shtml

http://www.syl.com/articles/copenhagenswingerstheswingersofdenmark.html

some to get you started for your European odessy
feel free 2 add

i done a six week hitchhiking ramble in the mid 90's from dublin and got as far as Ukraine , taking in the love parade in berlin - amsterdam , oh happy days

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#9 04-12-2011 12:35am

al28283

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you could even ask jeeves if google is too tough for you

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#10 04-12-2011 12:38am
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DCUlad wrote: »

Anyone know how long it takes to obtain a passport through the usual passport express route?

Call T.D. in the evening

Promise them a vote

Passport with brekkie Cornflakes....mmm, delicious.

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#11 04-12-2011 12:41am

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You need to get a special "sexen licen" from the bundas first!

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#12 04-12-2011 12:44am

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Well, I'd suggest you get a few STI vaccines beforehand.

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#13 04-12-2011 12:48am

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Im sure one of the links above will sort you. Or ask in this thread.

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