If you were to go back in time, what would you invent?

working fool · 08-12-2011 8:02am

A teleporting device that dosent wreck the cheese ?
But turns smug gits inside out !

player101 · 08-12-2011 4:18pm

id go back in time and adopt Chuck Norris and train him as my own minion, then use him to take over the world, who needs nukes when you have the Norris!

empacher · 08-12-2011 4:25pm

has to be the rap music.

Then Eminem would have no claim to fame, instead we'd get tupac being the firs black rapper.

Seachmall · 08-12-2011 4:28pm

empacher wrote: »

has to be the rap music.

Then Eminem would have no claim to fame, instead we'd get tupac being the firs black rapper.

Essentially you want to be Vanilla Ice.

Your mother must be so proud :pac:

AeoNGriM · 08-12-2011 4:30pm

I'd roide yore ma and invent you, OP.

Oh, and the Atari Jaguar ofcourse.

Stiffler2 · 08-12-2011 5:04pm

I would go back & invent the humble paper clip
f****n millionaire

cosmicfart · 08-12-2011 5:07pm

id reinvent the wheel just so I could take all the credit for it and it wouldnt be called the wheel it would be called 'good vibrations'

hal9000 · 08-12-2011 5:14pm

Polytetrafluoroethylene

DoesNotCompute · 08-12-2011 5:20pm

AH answer; Atari Jaguar

Real answer; I'd nuke the shizzle out of the Franco-German empire, so that Ireland would be free to be masters of their own destiny.

Also, I'd buy an island off the coast of Kiribati from which I could run my operation - launching probes into space, inventing "lasers", holding the world hostage to the tune of 1 million dollars, sadistically murdering govt agents, etc, etc

who the fug · 08-12-2011 5:26pm

player101 wrote: »

id go back in time and adopt Chuck Norris and train him as my own minion, then use him to take over the world, who needs nukes when you have the Norris!

Moi takes the Bruce Lee option, whups a Norris any day and does a purfect fried lice

mattjack · 08-12-2011 5:32pm

the spoon

If you were to go back in time, what would you invent?

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