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Favourite German Joke

Sunnyisland · 2011-12-07 21:12:15

:D:D:D:rolleyes: "A german couple had a baby boy. After two years he had not spoken a word. The doctors could not find any thing wrong and advised them to wait and see. When he was eight years old they were having dinner and the boy said "This soup needs salt" The parents were amazed and asked "Hans why have you not spoken…

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07-12-2011 10:12pm

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Sunnyisland

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:D:D:rolleyes:
"A german couple had a baby boy. After two years he had not spoken a word. The doctors could not find any thing wrong and advised them to wait and see.

When he was eight years old they were having dinner and the boy said "This soup needs salt" The parents were amazed and asked "Hans why have you not spoken before ? "

The boy replied "Up to now every thing has been to my satisfaction "

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#2 09-12-2011 9:40pm
Temptamperu

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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#3 09-12-2011 9:43pm
Mr. Presentable

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It's one of my favourites OP, I always enjoy it, thanks!

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#4 09-12-2011 9:51pm
ciarang85

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Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?

They give them gas:pac:

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#5 09-12-2011 9:57pm
rockynavan

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das ist good

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#6 18-12-2011 5:05pm
marcsignal

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Did you hear about the new Geman microwave ?

It seats 500

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#7 18-12-2011 5:08pm
marcsignal

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What did they use for light in East Germany before they used candles ?

Electricity :pac:

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#8 18-12-2011 5:09pm
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How did Hitler die?
He got his gas bill.

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