Roll call

Jesus Wept

Anseo.

Balfie

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Sorry I was sleeping on the keyboard.

Here Sir.

Jesus Wept

Balfie [x]

red menace?
immaculate pasta?
Bueller?
Bueller?
Bueller?

Balfie

The-Rigger wrote: »

Balfie [x]

red menace?
immaculate pasta?
Bueller?
Bueller?
Bueller?

Have you already drank too much coffee? Sir.

Jesus Wept

Balfie wrote: »

Have you already drank too much coffee? Sir.

There's not enough in the world young Balfie. Did you see Man United failing last night?
I was in bed before it but twas nice to wake up to all the same.

Victor

The-Rigger wrote: »

Bueller?
Bueller?
Bueller?

I just 'Bueller?'ed.

If you didn't want me to do it you shouldn't have said it three times in a row. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=62820579

Jesus Wept

Victor wrote: »

I just 'Bueller?'ed.

If you didn't want me to do it you shouldn't have said it three times in a row.

Good of you to join us Victor.

Immaculate Pasta

The-Rigger wrote: »

Balfie [x]

red menace?
immaculate pasta?
Bueller?
Bueller?
Bueller?

I'm awake

I don't know why I'm on boards though, I have an essay to write

Super-Rush

Dum de dum,

Balfie

The-Rigger wrote: »

There's not enough in the world young Balfie. Did you see Man United failing last night?
I was in bed before it but twas nice to wake up to all the same.

I just got my first cup there, have ya tried that new Millicano stuff? Oh my jaysus its amazing stuff! Coffee lovers wet dream of a coffee so it is..

Yeah I watched the match last night, once they went 1-0 down I had to leave it on, I wanted to watch City an Bayern thinking it would have been a better game, but by God was it satisfying to see United lose.

Spunge

An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas

The Scientician

Níl!

red menace

anseo but away to bed now

working fool

What d Duce ?

Immaculate Pasta

Is this going to be a new show?

"Mods at Sunrise"

There are strange number of mods posting at this time. I'm thinking the show could include night vision cameras for the first half then you watch the sunrise. Then hopefully watch a Mod catch an unsuspecting user and banning them for their breakfast. David Attenborough could narrate it :cool:

Jesus Wept

I think the weather may be delaying some.

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I'm awake

I don't know why I'm on boards though, I have an essay to write

You can work on it quietly till everyone gets here.

Spunge wrote: »

An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas

Yes. No more throwing soggy toilet paper at the bathroom ceiling.

El Pistolero wrote: »

Dum de dum,

You're not even on my list, are you in the right place?

Balfie wrote: »

I just got my first cup there, have ya tried that new Millicano stuff? Oh my jaysus its amazing stuff! Coffee lovers wet dream of a coffee so it is..

Yeah I watched the match last night, once they went 1-0 down I had to leave it on, I wanted to watch City an Bayern thinking it would have been a better game, but by God was it satisfying to see United lose.

+1

The Scientician wrote: »

Níl!

:rolleyes:

red menace wrote:

anseo but away to bed now

Put your head down on your desk for a bit.

Super-Rush

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Is this going to be a new show?

"Mods at Sunrise"

There are strange number of mods posting at this time. I'm thinking the show could include night vision cameras for the first half then you watch the sunrise. Then hopefully watch a Mod catch an unsuspecting user and banning them for their breakfast. David Attenborough could narrate it :cool:

If i ban 10 people before 9 i get double bubble.

K-9

Here and a gale starting to blow outside.

suitseir

Is this an exclusive club? All male me thinks!!!!

Super-Rush

The-Rigger wrote: »

You're not even on my list, are you in the right place?

This is foundation civics right?

Jesus Wept

El Pistolero wrote: »

This is foundation civics right?

No, special Maths. You're not even in the correct school.
Now everyone take out their Fallon's table book and open it to page one.

randylonghorn

I saw the thread title, didn't even have to look to know T-Rigger started it ... :P

Balfie

El Pistolero wrote: »

This is foundation civics right?

Is it not wood-work? Sir.

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn wrote: »

I saw the thread title, didn't even have to look to know T-Rigger started it ... :P

Everyone, I'd like you to welcome randylonghorn, he was in World War I and will be giving a short talk today.

Super-Rush

I'm learnding.

MrStuffins

The-Rigger wrote: »

Everyone, I'd like you to welcome randylonghorn, he was in World War I and will be giving a short talk today.

Sir, how do we know he's not lying about being in World War I sir?

If he doesn't have this tattoo I call shananigans on his World War I story!

randylonghorn

Balfie wrote: »

Is it not wood-work? Sir.

Why, got wo ... nvm! >_>

The-Rigger wrote: »

Everyone, I'd like you to welcome randylonghorn, he was in World War I and will be giving a short talk today.

Unlike you, I don't have to palm off anything short on the unsuspecting public!

Actually ... unlike you, I don't even have to palm off anything short!! :cool:

minidazzler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIzgWIjOtiI

My name is Mini,
I like to drink,
and when I crack one,
I never think.

Jesus Wept

MrStuffins wrote: »

Sir, how do we know he's not lying about being in World War I sir?

If he doesn't have this tattoo I call shananigans on his World War I story!

Let's just show him a bit of respect regardless and enjoy the break from our usual mundane schedule. Anyhow, he brought Worthers Originals for everyone to share.

MrStuffins

The-Rigger wrote: »

Let's just show him a bit of respect regardless and enjoy the break from our usual mundane schedule. Anyhow, he brought Worthers Originals for everyone to share.

But Sir........... isn't "Longhorn" a German name?

MrSnuffleupagus

Anseo, múinteoir

Sir I forgot my tables, can I look in with someone?

Super-Rush

The-Rigger wrote: »

Let's just show him a bit of respect regardless and enjoy the break from our usual mundane schedule. Anyhow, he brought Worthers Originals for everyone to share.

WW1?
Longhorn?
Sweets?

I'm not sittin on his knee.

Jesus Wept

MrSnuffleupagus wrote: »

Anseo, múinteoir

Sir I forgot my tables, can I look in with someone?

You can have mine today, I know my two times tables OBH.

randylonghorn

MrStuffins wrote: »

But Sir........... isn't "Longhorn" a German name?

There are no German kalbsleberwursts in this house!!

Though that rumour has gone round before ...

MrSnuffleupagus wrote: »

Anseo, múinteoir

Sir I forgot my tables, can I look in with someone?

Sit beside Balfie there, he was looking for someone to help him hold his wood.

El Pistolero wrote: »

WW1?
Longhorn?
Sweets?

I'm not sittin on his knee.

That's not my knee!

sarahbro

Anseo but busy guzzling caffeine!

Balfie

The Met Office has put a red alert in place in Scotland! 8am is when its to hit hardest!

(Altho they have an Amber alert in NI, who took the kids?)

Balfie

randylonghorn wrote: »

There are no German kalbsleberwursts in this house!!

Though that rumour has gone round before ...

Sit beside Balfie there, he was looking for someone to help him hold his wood.


That's not my knee!

:pac: feck off :P

MrStuffins

Sir is it ok if I drink my juice while Mr.Longhorn speaks?

It's just, my grandad was in World War II and he says he spent most of the time killing Juice! He said that the world should be rid of all Juice because most of the problems in the world were down to Juice!

Jesus Wept

MrStuffins wrote: »

Sir is it ok if I drink my juice while Mr.Longhorn speaks?

It's just, my grandad was in World War II and he says he spent most of the time killing Juice! He said that the world should be rid of all Juice because most of the problems in the world were down to Juice!

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/265/eliminateallthejuice564.jpg/

randylonghorn

Balfie wrote: »

:pac: feck off :P

In this instance, that blatant abuse of a respected site member will not result in an infraction ...

It will however result in that bad joke following you around Boards until at least after Christmas! :P

MrStuffins wrote: »

Sir is it ok if I drink my juice ...

Stuffins, these are the kind of personal quirks it's generally considered best not to discuss in polite society! >.<

Balfie

Sorry Mr.Longhorn Sir. :P

yeppydeppy

Excuse me, is this particle physcis where you make things go faster than the speed of light?

Seachmall

Sir, I had an accident

TeddyTedson

I'm-here-Rig

cocoshovel

Seachmall wrote: »

Sir, I had an accident

I hear thats an instant suspension!


Sir, can I bring my laptop into school seeing as it seems to be where the future of education is heading?!

Stiffler2

a bad attempt at trying to replicate the "Dental Plan" thread

gemma188

Sorry Foley I can't make it in today, I was shifting JP in Coppers last night and Im wrecked this today.

pickarooney

chuis là!

CrazyRabbit

Anseo sir, but I'm not sticking around after class for any more of those secret lessons.

Jesus Wept

Stiffler2 wrote: »

a bad attempt at trying to replicate the "Dental Plan" thread

I have no idea what you're on about, nor do you.

100 lines for you: I must wash the sand out of my vagina.

ThePower11

Anseo