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drunk on the net

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  • 10-12-2011 6:31am
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    liveandnetural
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭


    whhatss the worst thing you done when drunk on the internetz.........
    i am just home from a party and buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz offf me trolly
    sent a eeeemail to someone i shouldnt but wtf ....
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    filthymcnasty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭filthymcnasty


    close over laptop and wake up with cock stuck in there


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    B_Fanatic
    Registered Users Posts: 334 ✭✭B_Fanatic


    Exposed myself to what I can only assume were minors


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    The Scientician
    Registered Users Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    killed a load of people.


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    #5
    B_Fanatic
    Registered Users Posts: 334 ✭✭B_Fanatic


    I think both the response time and the quality of humor are reflected completely by what hour of the morning it is.


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    #6
    liveandnetural
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭liveandnetural


    viva la noche


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    #7
    heffomike54
    Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭heffomike54


    Friend of mine was drunk one night, got home, jumped into bed & decide to do something on his laptop, promptly threw up on the laptop & closed the screen down on the sick. Think he only realised what he did the following day.

    Pretty sure the laptop was never the same again. :P


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    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    sucked my cock


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    3rdDegree
    Registered Users Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    sucked my cock

    Simultaneously appalled and impressed.


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    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    B_Fanatic wrote: »
    Exposed myself to what I can only assume were minors

    You sure they weren't miners? Could be a load of hairy Welsh blokes googling your ass.


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    smokedeels
    Registered Users Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    liveandnetural wrote: »
    whhatss the worst thing you done when drunk on the internetz.........
    i am just home from a party and buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz offf me trolly
    sent a eeeemail to someone i shouldnt but wtf ....

    Supermarket-trolley theft, you must be wasted. or waaaaaazzzzzted.


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    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,866 ✭✭✭amacca


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    sucked my cock

    what did you do with your spare rib?


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    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    I've never done anything embarrassing on the internet while I've been drunk. I never think to come on here or facebook and chat rubbish after coming in from a night out. Usually if I go on the laptop after coming in hammered I usually just surf the internet in some drunken trance before going to bed.


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    irelandspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    Ordered a few escorts to unexpecting neighbours


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    RustyNut
    Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    sucked my cock

    Did yer hens not get jealous...


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    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Fraped a sibling & it went too far.


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    irelandspurs wrote: »
    Ordered a few escorts to unexpecting neighbours

    That's good, but not as good as ordering 2 tons of gravel for a neighbour and telling the guys that I'll pop in with the cash after they've delivered it....I was about 6...


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    Auvers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭Auvers


    fell asleep with cock in hand with youjizz on the telly, the missus wasn't impressed in the morning when I was discovered


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,222 ✭✭✭✭biko


    A week later a thigh master arrived in the mail.


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    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    later10 wrote: »
    Fraped a sibling & it went too far.

    God I hope that f is not a typo.


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    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    liveandnetural wrote: »
    whhatss the worst thing you done when drunk on the internetz.........
    i am just home from a party and buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz offf me trolly
    sent a eeeemail to someone i shouldnt but wtf ....
    Aw... I love it. Please post back and tell us who you emailed what to, I could do with a laugh :pac:


    I got nekkid in front of you all last night. The shame.


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    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Please go on Abi...


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    #23
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Its posts like these that you horribly regret the next morning.


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    #24
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Closing Facebook account in a drunken rage, and then sheepishly creating a new one again in the morning.


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    Battleflag
    Registered Users Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Battleflag


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Closing Facebook account in a drunken rage, and then sheepishly creating a new one again in the morning.
    Doesn't it take about 2 weeks to close a Facebook account?


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    #26
    tenchi-fan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭tenchi-fan


    Texting people
    Deleting the texts from sent items.

    Paranoia city the next morning.

    (edit: not really a drunk on the net story!)


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    #27
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    messaged every chick on my facebook list at 4am to see if any were awake and up for a shag. I did offer to pay the taxi fare though, cause im sound like that.


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    drunk on the net isn't too bad. drunk with a mobile phone is baaaaaaaaaaad

    Darksaga87 wrote: »
    messaged every chick on my facebook list at 4am to see if any were awake and up for a shag. I did offer to pay the taxi fare though, cause im sound like that.

    did you get any responses?


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    #29
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    stupidusername wrote: »



    did you get any responses?

    Got deleted by the up tight bitchs. :rolleyes:


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Darksaga87 wrote: »
    Got deleted by the up tight bitchs. :rolleyes:

    All of them??


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    #31
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Battleflag wrote: »
    Doesn't it take about 2 weeks to close a Facebook account?

    You can Deactivate the account immediately, and then reactivate it again at a latter stage.


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