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The worst sex you have ever had with someone?

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    #2
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    i wasn't impressed with your heavy breathing and inexperienced fumblings....


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    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    slavetothegrind wrote: »
    i wasn't impressed with your heavy breathing and inexperienced fumblings....

    Take it back:p


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    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    I wasn't impressed by your ma.


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    #5
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    I remember it well as it was my first time. I was inexperienced, spent most of the encounter fumbling around in the dark, pulling at clothes, kissing everything and just trying to get it over with. Afterward the priest said I was the best he'd ever had.


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    #6
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Take it back:p

    I can't, you swallowed it!


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    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    slavetothegrind wrote: »
    I can't, you swallowed it!

    Did you get your username from the porn film ?


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    #8
    Tea_Bag
    Registered Users Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    she just lay there like a log. it was pretty boring so I just tried to get it over with.


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    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Tea_Bag wrote: »
    she just lay there like a log. it was pretty boring so I just tried to get it over with.

    Rohypnol will do that:)


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    #10
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Wrong Hole!Wrong Hole!Wrong Hole!

    OWWW.......


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    #11
    wyndham
    Registered Users Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    rainbowdrop wrote: »
    Wrong Hole!Wrong Hole!Wrong Hole!

    OWWW.......

    :confused: He put it in your ear?


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    #12
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    She just kept repeating baaa - baaa - baaa --- ;););)


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    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Ellis Dee wrote: »
    She just kept repeating baaa - baaa - baaa --- ;););)

    U a peedo?


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    Arawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    rainbowdrop wrote: »
    Wrong Hole!Wrong Hole!Wrong Hole!

    OWWW.......
    maybe to you!


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    my first time was probably the worst. though it wasn't bad exactly, it was just weird. don't think i really fancied the guy, and i was way too drunk. and then he turned out to be a woeful prick.


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    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    I was doing this guy in the ass once (wearing protection, thank god) and it turned out he hadn't "cleaned out" properly. Long story short, it out to be an unintentional scat session. I shiver every time I think of it.

    Did he leave a santorum on your bedsheets?


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    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    I was doing this guy in the ass once (wearing protection, thank god) and it turned out he hadn't "cleaned out" properly. Long story short, it out to be an unintentional scat session. I shiver every time I think of it.

    Shít buzz.


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    #18
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,268 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I know a lad who was riding a girl when half ways through she goes "this is ****" and just got out of bed and left.*


    *It wasn't me before ye ask.


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    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Sky King wrote: »
    U a peedo?


    peedo? If you mean "paedo(phile)", certainly not.:)

    What about you?;)


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    wolfmoon87
    Registered Users Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    Condom getting stuck inside me. Happened twice. FFFFUUUU!!:mad:


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    castletownman wrote: »
    I know a lad who was riding a girl when half ways through she goes "this is ****" and just got out of bed and left.*


    *It wasn't me before ye ask.

    :D
    there'll be some along soon saying why didn't she do something she wanted to


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    MagicSean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    Has to be the first time. Thrusted back to far and missed the re-entry at high speed.


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    #23
    Arawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    wolfmoon87 wrote: »
    Condom getting stuck inside me. Happened twice. FFFFUUUU!!:mad:
    I know a girl who had to fish out a guys prince albert piercing if it makes you feel any better!!


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    #24
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Arawn wrote: »
    I know a girl who had to fish out a guys prince albert piercing if it makes you feel any better!!

    :eek:


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    #25
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    charlemont wrote: »
    Did you get your username from the porn film ?

    name and unrealistic expectations of durtiness of women in the leaba....:(


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    #26
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    The time I took viagra and couldnt cum.


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    bradolf pittler
    Registered Users Posts: 558 ✭✭✭bradolf pittler


    a friend of mine once bragged that he shagged a girl while she was on her period.his exact words were"the sheets looked like the japanese flag after it"


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    #28
    Captain McDuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Captain McDuck


    The time I fcuked a fat chick who though she was a skinny chick.


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    goose2005
    Registered Users Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    I was doing this guy in the ass once (wearing protection, thank god) and it turned out he hadn't "cleaned out" properly. Long story short, it out to be an unintentional scat session. I shiver every time I think of it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIMWudFLsaY


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    Daroxtar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,333 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    The time I mixed up the Viagra and the rohypnol. Some girl with an erect clit took me home from a club and took advantage of me but I cant remember the details


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    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Daroxtar wrote: »
    The time I mixed up the Viagra and the rohypnol. Some girl with an erect clit took me home from a club and took advantage of me but I cant remember the details

    certain details about this post make me doubtful


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