The worst sex you have ever had with someone?

cruiser178

Either the time I broke my virginity which was in a graveyard after school, with the school bike, I wondered afterwards is this what sex is all about, man that was crap. Inexperience eh.
Or the time I snapped my banjo string, FÚUUCCCK!!! that was painful, according to the "lady" who had many orgasms I might add :cool:, my face was a picture.

Pyr0

wolfmoon87 wrote: »

Condom getting stuck inside me. Happened twice. FFFFUUUU!!:mad:

I just reach in and pull it out.

I'm a nice guy like that.

wolfmoon87

Pyr0 wrote: »

I just reach in and pull it out.

I'm a nice guy like that.

Getting a fist stuck inside me. :pac:

Jen Pigs Fly

I stopped a lad mid way once, he was ****e.

I dont like it when they lean their whole weight on me, it's like I cant breathe and you're sweaty ....

Nodin

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I stopped a lad mid way once, he was ****e.

I dont like it when they lean their whole weight on me, it's like I cant breathe and you're sweaty ....

Sweaty during sex? The dirty savage.....Did he mess up your hair as well?

Namlub

cruiser178 wrote: »

Either the time I broke my virginity which was in a graveyard after school, with the school bike, I wondered afterwards is this what sex is all about, man that was crap. Inexperience eh.
Or the time I snapped my banjo string, FÚUUCCCK!!! that was painful, according to the "lady" who had many orgasms I might add :cool:, my face was a picture.

Did you ever get it repaired?

John Doe1

Namlub wrote: »

Did you ever get it repaired?

obviously he meant his hymen:rolleyes:

AnonoBoy

cruiser178 wrote: »

Either the time I broke my virginity which was in a graveyard after school, with the school bike, I wondered afterwards is this what sex is all about, man that was crap.

When you tried it with a human I bet your opinion on it changed, eh?

homerun_homer

First time was crap, last time wasn't great but the worst was this clingy girl i scored, who I tried to ditch on the night but couldn't get away from. She invited me back saying nothing would happen and I said I was going home regardless. She sorta begged. I was 6 months single and thought the ride might help but it was awful.

Everything about it and her was crap. Things you do to try move on. Same girl in the same pub came on to me last week when i was in Dublin. She asked if she knew me and I said no and lied about my name and quickly ran.

Ellis Dee

I suppose you all know the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe.:D

A disaster: the first time you can't get it up for the second time.:(
A catastrophe: the second time you can't get it up for the first time.:eek:

hondasam

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I stopped a lad mid way once, he was ****e.

I dont like it when they lean their whole weight on me, it's like I cant breathe and you're sweaty ....

You did switch positions? if you don't sweat your not doing it right.

Arawn

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I stopped a lad mid way once, he was ****e.

I dont like it when they lean their whole weight on me, it's like I cant breathe and you're sweaty ....

the get on top lazy wagon

efb

Hot guy in France- yawn
Best sex bj from a guy in his car- awesome!

pragmatic1

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I stopped a lad mid way once, he was ****e.

I dont like it when they lean their whole weight on me, it's like I cant breathe and you're sweaty ....

You dont sound like you'd be the best in bed yourself love.

Jimoslimos

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I stopped a lad mid way once, he was ****e.

I dont like it when they lean their whole weight on me, it's like I cant breathe and you're sweaty ....

Erotic Asphyxiation? Kinky girl you!

Snowie

wolfmoon87 wrote: »

Condom getting stuck inside me. Happened twice. FFFFUUUU!!:mad:

would you like sound effects to go with that :pac:

Eve_Dublin

castletownman wrote: »

I know a lad who was riding a girl when half ways through she goes "this is ****" and just got out of bed and left.*


*It wasn't me before ye ask.

Eh....that really might have been me

castletownman

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Eh....that really might have been me

You didn't frequent Ranelagh circa 2008?

Snowie

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Eh....that really might have been me

you hedonistic bitch :pac::cool:

Eve_Dublin

castletownman wrote: »

You didn't frequent Ranelagh circa 2008?

Balbriggan 2002. Different wench then...

ToddyDoody

Ellis Dee wrote: »

I suppose you all know the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe.:D

A disaster: the first time you can't get it up for the second time.:(
A catastrophe: the second time you can't get it up for the first time.:eek:

To answer the question is, i think, extremely unfair to the other person but if i was to pick one, it'd simply be where the guy (i hope you're liberal) felt it necessary to communicate by verbalizing everything. The physical act imo is best being left as physical -body communications tell everything. Re: the above quote? In my best attempt to be sensitive, let me admit to being overwhelmed by a fully naked person.. In a good way dont get me wrong.. Repeat sex is always better with me. Then again, sex isnt work.. Its supposed to be fun without obligations to *come* every time (its safer not too of course) always necessary to strike the right balance between pleasing yourself and pleasing the other person.

Maedbhish

Someone? That's a bit narrow minded of you..

Celly Smunt

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I stopped a lad mid way once, he was ****e.

I dont like it when they lean their whole weight on me, it's like I cant breathe and you're sweaty ....

bend over?

Jen Pigs Fly

Nodin wrote: »

Sweaty during sex? The dirty savage.....Did he mess up your hair as well?

I don't mind a bit of sweat haha it's when he's lieing all 12 stone or whatever on you and you're sticking together thats not fun haha

hondasam wrote: »

You did switch positions? if you don't sweat your not doing it right.

I I sewat bucket loads don't you worry, it was just this one guy who didn't seem to realise that crushing me was not the right thing to do ... I'm not very tall haha and a shoulder in the face it not enjoyable at all. I normally just go on top to avoid that but he insister

Arawn wrote: »

the get on top lazy wagon

Haha I spend a lot of my time on top, Horse riding 16 years so have the technique down

pragmatic1 wrote: »

You dont sound like you'd be the best in bed yourself love.

Don't worry you'll never find out anyway :pac:

stupidusername

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I I sewat bucket loads don't you worry, it was just this one guy who didn't seem to realise that crushing me was not the right thing to do ... I'm not very tall haha and a shoulder in the face it not enjoyable at all. I normally just go on top to avoid that but he insister

what an image

Eve_Dublin

castletownman wrote: »

You didn't frequent Ranelagh circa 2008?

I just remembered! I LIVED in Ranelagh in early 2008 for 4 months before leaving the country again and I did have atrociously awful sex with someone....but did I get up and leave that time...I can't remember...hmmm

Immaculate Pasta

The worst sex I ever had was when I took home this Chinese bird.

She lay on my bed and said you can do anything to me. I asked her for a 69. She told me "Fuck off I'm not cooking at this time!"

:cool:

castletownman

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I just remembered! I LIVED in Ranelagh in early 2008 for 4 months before leaving the country again and I did have atrociously awful sex with someone....but did I get up and leave that time...I can't remember...hmmm

As I said in my original post, it WASN'T me!! We were at a student's house party when the incident happened, drunken fumbling and whatnot no doubt

4zn76tysfajdxp

castletownman wrote: »

As I said in my original post, it WASN'T me!! We were at a student's house party when the incident happened, drunken fumbling and whatnot no doubt

I think it was you.

castletownman

Adelaide Ugly Can wrote: »

I think it was you.

It wasn't.

Hell, at that time it was an achievement for me to get a girl into the sack. Ergo, an experience like that may have been terrible for her, but amazing for me!