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The worst sex you have ever had with someone?

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    #122
    mariano rivera
    Registered Users Posts: 264 ✭✭mariano rivera


    realies wrote: »
    Why did you buy the taco if you weren't going to eat it :confused:;)

    When did you buy the taco?

    Before the agreement to have sex?

    Or after the agreement?

    "Fancy a shag?"

    Sure, let me get a taco first"


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    #123
    Unregistered.
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Any man who falls asleep NOW gets a poo in his bed.
    PM sent!


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    #124
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    realies wrote: »
    Why did you buy the taco if you weren't going to eat it :confused:;)
    I was saving it for after


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    #125
    tuxy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    mariano rivera wrote: »
    When did you buy the taco?

    Before the agreement to have sex?

    Or after the agreement?

    "Fancy a shag?"

    Sure, let me get a taco first"

    Walking the streets with taco fries is a legitimate tactic if you're into fat birds.


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    #126
    Vickysg24
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Vickysg24


    had a bad experience giving head once... The guy hadn't washed and pulled his foreskin down only to find loadsa cheesy bits!! *PUKE PUKE PUKE*!!!! that could put any woman off!!


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    #127
    pdbhp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭pdbhp


    Vickysg24 wrote: »
    had a bad experience giving head once... The guy hadn't washed and pulled his foreskin down only to find loadsa cheesy bits!! *PUKE PUKE PUKE*!!!! that could put any woman off!!

    Spoiler tags please!!


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    #128
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Vickysg24 wrote: »
    had a bad experience giving head once... The guy hadn't washed and pulled his foreskin down only to find loadsa cheesy bits!! *PUKE PUKE PUKE*!!!! that could put any woman off!!

    there goes my dinnerbox :mad:


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    #129
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I've often been on the tear and then when we get home up to the bedroom the foreplay starts and then I just fall asleep, classic stuff. :pac:


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    #130
    booboo88
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    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    I stopped a lad mid way once, he was ****e.

    I dont like it when they lean their whole weight on me, it's like I cant breathe and you're sweaty ....
    I thought the obvious thing here would be to put your legs over his shoulder??
    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

    Haha I spend a lot of my time on top, Horse riding 16 years so have the technique down ;)
    Don't worry you'll never find out anyway :pac:

    You needed 16 years of horse riding to figure it out? :eek:
    minidazzler wrote: »
    A girl from Dublin, single mother, 5 years older, but a helluvalot less experience, or desire. She was pretty dry, just lay there, wouldn't give head, I got bored pretty quick.
    Man theres ky jelly for that ;)


    My worst one would be my first time, he told me I hadnt developed properly down there??:eek:


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    #131
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    Vickysg24 wrote: »
    had a bad experience giving head once... The guy hadn't washed and pulled his foreskin down only to find loadsa cheesy bits!! *PUKE PUKE PUKE*!!!! that could put any woman off!!
    Fucking hell!


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    #132
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    booboo88 wrote: »
    I thought the obvious thing here would be to put your legs over his shoulder??


    You needed 16 years of horse riding to figure it out? :eek:


    Man theres ky jelly for that ;)


    My worst one would be my first time, he told me I hadnt developed properly down there??:eek:
    Balls weren't dropped yet?


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    #133
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    hondasam wrote: »
    I know it was painful but I'm in fits of laughter here, sorry biggrin.gif

    We did laugh about it afterwards...as soon as I convinced him his new girlfriend wasn't actually an emotionally unstable crazyperson :o
    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    With my last girlfriend we got kinda drunk the second time we did it. We did it doggy style as I as getting no pleasure at all I withdrew aimed for an alternative hole...she then burst out crying!!



    :eek:


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    #134
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Last night
    Me ..... Can you smell something burning ?
    Her ......No...why ?

    moments later
    Her (screams)......the fcukin' christmas tree lights are on fire



    (couch sex ruined ):(


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    #135
    RichieC
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    my first was pretty bad, she was 10 years older and me 18... I felt dirty afterwards :(


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    #136
    ibarelycare
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    Vickysg24 wrote: »
    had a bad experience giving head once... The guy hadn't washed and pulled his foreskin down only to find loadsa cheesy bits!! *PUKE PUKE PUKE*!!!! that could put any woman off!!


    Oh my god that happened me before too!!!! And the worst thing was I REALLY liked the guy and had wanted to get with him for ages :( Absolutely gross gross gross.


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    #137
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    RichieC wrote: »
    my first was pretty bad, she was 10 years older and me 18... I felt dirty afterwards :(

    It would have been better if she was 18yrs :D


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    #138
    booboo88
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    ThePower11 wrote: »
    Balls weren't dropped yet?
    Im female ;)
    but if your refering to my boobs, they were definately developed ;)


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    #139
    pragmatic1
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    RichieC wrote: »
    my first was pretty bad, she was 10 years older and me 18... I felt dirty afterwards :(
    Sure thats the best sex. If you dont feel dirty and ashamed after it wasnt that good.


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    #140
    TeddyTedson
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    Just reading this thread has me wet.
    I'll be in Coppers tonight around 12 if anyone wants to slip a sneaky finger...




    Waits for Kfallon :pac:


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    #141
    Mr.Crinklewood
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    Was off skiing a few years ago. Go together with some girl from Sturrock. We were both too drunk to get fully undressed, which resulted in me cumming in my thermal underwear.

    The walk back to my own accommodation the next morning was a bit sticky.


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    #142
    laugh
    Registered Users Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    What's all this wrong hole business?


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    #143
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    laugh wrote: »
    What's all this wrong hole business?

    bad golfers ...


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    #144
    veryangryman
    Registered Users Posts: 5,557 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Im female ;)
    but if your refering to my boobs, they were definately developed ;)

    That where you got the username?


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    #145
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    I assume he stuck it in her ear :confused:


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    #146
    Vickysg24
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Vickysg24


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Oh my god that happened me before too!!!! And the worst thing was I REALLY liked the guy and had wanted to get with him for ages :( Absolutely gross gross gross.

    I know!! rotten! I was the same... was mad about this guy! like seriously... how long does a guy need to shower for before this manky stuff appears!? :confused:


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    #147
    BOHtox
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    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    I I sewat bucket loads don't you worry, it was just this one guy who didn't seem to realise that crushing me was not the right thing to do ... I'm not very tall haha and a shoulder in the face it not enjoyable at all. I normally just go on top to avoid that but he insister :(


    classy burd!


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    #148
    mattjack
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    Vickysg24 wrote: »
    I know!! rotten! I was the same... was mad about this guy! like seriously... how long does a guy need to shower for before this manky stuff appears!? :confused:

    maybe you were both with the same guy


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    #149
    Vickysg24
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Vickysg24


    mattjack wrote: »
    maybe you were both with the same guy

    Doubt it... It was in another country :P


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    #150
    laugh
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    BOHtox wrote: »
    classy burd!

    I'd rather a girl who likes some hot sweaty sex that some princess that lays there like a sack of spuds.


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    #151
    ThOnda
    Registered Users Posts: 4,699 ✭✭✭ThOnda


    Hearing key unlocking the door from the outside - ruined the moment. And not only that. :(


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