What would you have on your headstone?

leposean

can you get whatever you want on one ? ive always said in complete seriousness i'd want name, dob-dod with **** happens printed underneath

Millicent

When I still had my virginity, I wanted my headstone to read "Returned Unopened." :pac:

MisterEpicurus

My headstone will be in the shape of a giant penis with the following words;

"Erect: Both Dead & Alive"

Ken.

dob **/**/1978
buried (e.g) 01/03/2045
died (e.g) 02/03/2045
Such a bastard we buried him early.

Spread

Gone With The Wind ............ as am getting cremated and half my ashes thrown on top of a hill overlooking Knocknagoshel

Duiske

Here rests an Atheist. All dressed up and nowhere to go.

Johnny Foreigner

You will never take me alive copper.

Sonics2k

"Leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you"

acidskiffle

No headstone.
I'll be shot out of a cannon straight into the sun before exploding in a ball of flames.

efb

For Sale:
iPhone4s

Saila

I Saw, I CAME! and then I conquered :cool:
and..
property of Ned Flanders written somewhere down the bottom in small letters

im invisible

Millicent wrote: »

When I still had my virginity, I wanted my headstone to read "Returned Unopened." :pac:

here lies all that remains of Charlotte,
born a virgin, died a harlot,
for sixteen years she kept her virginity,
a marvellous thing for this vicinity

Ellis Dee

Here lies an atheist. Not only could I not take it with me, I didn't go anywhere myself, either.:(

Ghandee

I only want part of me buried, balls deep to be precise.

CrazyRabbit

Born : 1976
Died : 3280

Curly Judge

Hung for rape at ninety!

pdbhp

Here lies a man named Fred,
Ate a brick and now he's dead

Sunnyisland

I tried.

44leto

Why are you reading this

Get a life.

Terry Cotta

Terry Cotta
"Terrified of Death"

flanum

you are next!

bnt

"He was a good guy as guys go, and as guys go, he went."

WindSock

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

CrazyRabbit

"I can now watch you in the shower".

frag420

GAme Over

Press start

Kojak

"Who love ya, baby?"

kylith

"Sure, it sucks for me. But on the other hand it's party time for all the little worms!"

Batsy

There are several epitaphs I'd like to have on my headstone. Here are a few of them. I just don't know which one to choose.

"Ignore the clawing. It will probably just be me."

"As you are, I was; as I am, you will be."

"Don't make me come up there!"

"Calcium is wormfood."

"Objects beneath the headstone may appear livelier than they are."

"I died of a plague transmitted by reading this phrase."

"Don't laugh, you're next."

"If you read this little rhyme,
the corpse below on you will dine."

Busi_Girl08

"get well soon"

44leto

I came I saw and I was conquered.