Alone on Christmas day?

Johnny Foreigner

Will anyone else be alone on Christmas day this year?

TeddyTedson

I wish buddy, I wish.

krudler

would have been but got invited to an aunts,spent it alone a few years ago alright, was meh, watched tv, ate, drank, just without the family arguments, think of Home Alone but with more fapping.

Tesco Massacre

You're never alone when you've got the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart.

Kojak

"It'll be lonely this Christmas"......

richymcdermott

Ah jeez.. Someone needs a hug**

krudler

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

You're never alone when you've got the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart.

ah now you cant ask him to call over, its his birthday after all, he's busy. he's probably annoyed people rolled his xmas and birthday gifts into one present as well.

Colilfc

You're welcome to my house for Christmas OP. In fact you are all welcome. The more the merrier.

TeddyTedson

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

You're never alone when you've got the Lord Jesus Christ in your heart.

At least he's not in your bum.

Arawn

krudler wrote: »

ah now you cant ask him to call over, its his birthday after all, he's busy. he's probably annoyed people rolled his xmas and birthday gifts into one present as well.

Wrong. He'll be hanging with his homeboy Tim Tebow

krudler

TeddyTedson wrote: »

At least he's not in your bum.

or robbing all the good Roses, take the strawberry or toffee barrel and easter will be coming a lot sooner than usual!

BadGirl

Colilfc wrote: »

You're welcome to my house for Christmas OP. In fact you are all welcome. The more the merrier.

Was about to post same! There's a turkey being cooked here if anyone wants to join us!

Tesco Massacre

Everyone to Badgirl's gaff for Xmas!

I'll bring the dildos.

Tesco Massacre

TeddyTedson wrote: »

At least he's not in your bum.

He was, but the Good Lord giveth then he taketh away.

TeddyTedson

BadGirl wrote: »

Was about to post same! There's a turkey being cooked here if anyone wants to join us!

Santa won't be bringing you anything I imagine.

Colilfc

BadGirl wrote: »

Was about to post same! There's a turkey being cooked here if anyone wants to join us!

We'll all go to yours then.

richymcdermott

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Everyone to Badgirl's gaff for Xmas!

I'll bring the dildos.

Isnt that bird extinct ?

BadGirl

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Everyone to Badgirl's gaff for Xmas!

I'll bring the dildos.

No need for that.....

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Santa won't be bringing you anything I imagine.

ya think?

Colilfc wrote: »

We'll all go to yours then.

More than welcome

Tesco Massacre

BadGirl wrote: »

No need for that.....

Sorry

It's late and I'm tired. And when I'm tired, I'm smutty.

BadGirl

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Sorry

It's late and I'm tired. And when I'm tired, I'm smutty.

ok, no bother

ziggy23

I've decided not to go to my family's this year it's way too depressing and there's always an argument and just do my own little christmas dinner for my toddler the dog and the 2 cats

TeddyTedson

BadGirl wrote: »

ya think?

Nope, only good girls.
He always delivered to me :cool:

Kanoe

I am, I will probably get out to see family on Christmas eve and hand out pressies and stuff but will be spending xmas day by myself. Not too bothered about it all the same, I'm thinking it could be fun.

(edit: hope it snows)

krudler

Kanoe wrote: »

I am, I will probably get out to see family on Christmas eve and hand out pressies and stuff but will be spending xmas day by myself. Not too bothered about it all the same, I'm thinking it could be fun.

(edit: hope it snows)

get drunk and watch Die Hard, best day ever.

Kanoe

krudler wrote: »

get drunk and watch Die Hard, best day ever.

think I'm going to make some nice grub and play with my philips living colour mini that I won today curtsey of esb and then if it snows build a snowman/woman for company. and then maybe watch some crap on the telly. sorted.

Colilfc

Kanoe wrote: »

think I'm going to make some nice grub and play with my philips living colour mini that I won today curtsey of esb and then if it snows build a snowman/woman for company. and then maybe watch some crap on the telly. sorted.

What colour will you go for? Blue? Go blue, lovely colour. Very under-rated as a colour.

Kanoe

mauve looks nice, as does the turquoise ..so many colours to choose from. I can always synchronise it with the sounds pumping from my solar powered sound system that I also won today
that could be fun

lowlife

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

Will anyone else be alone on Christmas day this year?

Yes I will be alone. I have a couple of offers, I may go to visit people later, but the fact is that the ridiculous, and frankly pathetic commercialisation of Christmas these days makes me feel like going down an air-raid shelter and waiting for the all-clear.

Makes be a bit nostalgic for the good old days when I lived in London as a child.

ebbsy

krudler wrote: »

or robbing all the good Roses, take the strawberry or toffee barrel and easter will be coming a lot sooner than usual!

Or eating the chocolate biscuits, thus leaving the plain fupping digestives.

ebbsy

ziggy23 wrote: »

I've decided not to go to my family's this year it's way too depressing and there's always an argument and just do my own little christmas dinner for my toddler the dog and the 2 cats

Take care if feeding cats treats. I did that once and the little fupper stopped eating the normal food.:D

James T Kirk

BadGirl wrote: »

Was about to post same! There's a turkey being cooked here if anyone wants to join us!

On my way right now, friend. Can I bring my favourite axe?

Yay, this is gonna be the most awesomest Christmas ever! :mad:

Jesus Wept

We need a designated driver, to Badgirl's.

finipops

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

Will anyone else be alone on Christmas day this year?

I will and i'm loving it. I need my time alone and am sick of being around others i choose not to.

First Aid Ireland

The stress of preparing the xmas dinner gets pretty intense in my house, so I'm hiding out until it's been made.

Tesco Massacre

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Sorry
It's late and I'm tired. And when I'm tired, I'm smutty.

No need to apologise, she meant no need to trouble yourself bringing them as she's got a fine selection already.

BadGirl

Deleted User wrote: »

No need to apologise, she meant no need to trouble yourself bringing them as she's got a fine selection already.

Cheeky boy! :P :P



He may have a point though.....

Princess Peach

Oh I wouldn't like anyone to be alone for Christmas, come to my house!

We always have stragglers for dinner cause my Mam can't stand the thought of anyone being alone so invites them all over!