Should we put a naval blockade on Germany?

Fratton Fred

Nodin wrote: »

Frau Merkels english isn't great.

Her French must be good though, Sarkozy has his head so far up her arse she probably has his accent.

Coriolanus

Tazz T wrote: »

Naval blockade, me bum!

What we have to do is put a blockade on Enda giving our money to the Germans in the first place.

Cooee, sailor.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

hoorsmelt wrote: »

The Germans are trying to take our sovereignty and force us into a fiscal union where we would be no more than a mere province. I think this is intolerable, and think we should play hardball. Ireland is an Island, and as such we are a naval power and alot more prepared for a naval war than Germany. Accordingly, I hereby call on Enda Kenny to order the Irish Navy and Air Corps to impose a naval blockade on Germany and her ports, until the Germans back down and agree to write off all our debts and pay reparations.

I have just shown this to a roomful of Germans. Lets just say the old stereotype of Germans being unable to laugh is now dead.

Poccington

All I ask is that you please don't ask the Army to help enforce the blockade.



I can't swim.

Coriolanus

Who do we need to talk to in Army HQ about procurement?
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Mr Trade In

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Aah, the old Bavarian tea party trick.

Seriously though, dumping beer in the sea is going a bit far isn't it?

Given your post a more local flavor. on the beer note sacrifices must be made.

hoorsmelt

Poccington wrote: »

I can't swim.

Well you better learn. The Navy will need a Marine Corps type of unit to repel German boarders, so we will have to convert part of the Army into Marines. That way you too can play your part in restoring our international reputation. We can also use you for Commano raids, for instance we could send a squad to Berlin to pave the way for a landing of our ground forces once we have broken the German economy with the blockade.

Saila

since were locking hoorsmelt threads an al..

DrGreenthumb

I think some German stuck their knackwurst up your sphincter thats why your starting all these German bashing threads

Napper Hawkins

humanji wrote: »

Isn't that just the nickname of an American football team? Or else it refers to fighting for hundreds of years and not really achieving much. Then pissing away what little was achieved. Not really a phrase to be regarded well.

I say we need a new phrase: The Irish Ninja Pirates! Nobody f*cks with ninjas except pirates. And nobody f*cks with pirates except ninjas. So who's going to **** with ninja pirates? No one, that's who!

Pirate ninjas?

ColeTrain

Saila wrote: »

since were locking hoorsmelt threads an al..

Yesterday he wanted Mayo to be a nuclear weapons testing ground for the North Koreans. Add that to his hard on for the German navy plus his desire to put the French into concentration camps. A Beer Hall Putsch fronted by the OP would be no surprise.

Duiske

hoorsmelt wrote: »

We can put the government jet to good use for a change by using it to enforce the blockade.

Enforce me hole. Just slam it Kamikaze style down the chimney of the Bundestag. I'd vote for Ming Flanagan as pilot, but he might not like the idea of coming down faster than he's used to.

BeefyS

hoorsmelt wrote: »

The Germans are trying to take our sovereignty and force us into a fiscal union where we would be no more than a mere province.

YES THAT MUST BE IT. WELL DONE

hoorsmelt

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

I think some German stuck their knackwurst up your sphincter thats why your starting all these German bashing threads

I think you're a coward who should be put upfront for the invasion. Eire go brea.

hoorsmelt

Duiske wrote: »

Enforce me hole. Just slam it Kamikaze style down the chimney of the Bundestag. I'd vote for Ming Flanagan as pilot, but he might not like the idea of coming down faster than he's used to.

There are plenty of criminals, we could strap Wayne Dundon to the plane and send him with it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

One other thing to balls up your genius plan: you do know Germany's not an island can can get supplies in via land?

saywhatyousee

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

One other thing to balls up your genius plan: you do know Germany's not an island can can get supplies in via land?

The thing is those hypothetically if Ireland and Germany ever had a skirmish the U.S and the U.K would almost certainly get involved which would mean that Germany would probaly be vaporized(The U.S would actually love this scenario because it would massively boost manufacturing there)Hmmmm maybe not so far fetched..........

the scrote

cock robin wrote: »

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Irish Navy and Air Corps to impose a naval blockade on Germany QUOTE]

We should do this for sure, but which street do we blockade thats the real question.

I volunteer my services to this great cause & with my year's experience in seediness & debauchery i suggest the street we blockade should be the reeperbahn,i also volunteer to patrol this area with a iron fist,

hoorsmelt

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

One other thing to balls up your genius plan: you do know Germany's not an island can can get supplies in via land?

We'll extend the blockade to cover all of Europe's shipping lanes then. They won't be able to get their goods out and won't be able to import oil. We'd have them over a barrel in weeks.

BeefyS

hoorsmelt wrote: »

We'll extend the blockade to cover all of Europe's shipping lanes then. They won't be able to get their goods out and won't be able to import oil. We'd have them over a barrel in weeks.

chill out man.
no need to get your knicks in a twist about crap you barely understand

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

hoorsmelt wrote: »

We'll extend the blockade to cover all of Europe's shipping lanes then. They won't be able to get their goods out and won't be able to import oil. We'd have them over a barrel in weeks.

Now you're just trolling. But just in case you're not, Europe isn't an island either.

Lirange

We would have to blockade Rotterdam in addition to Hamburg for it to be effective. Sounds legit.