Deer Drive Through

MonkieSocks

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season.

He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.


Jake asks her, “What are you up to?”



Alice smiles, “I’m going hunting with you!”


Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along.


They arrive at the hunting site.


Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”


Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant — much less a deer.


But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.


Quickly, Jake starts running back.


As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming,


“Get away from my deer!”


Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife.


And again he hears her yell,


“Get away from my deer!” followed by another volley of gunfire.


Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.


The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, “Okay, lady, okay!


You can have your deer!


Just let me get my saddle off it!”
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Fun things at a drive-through

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.



2. Ask prices of everything on the menu and then order something

that you did not ask the price for.



3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.



4. Go to McDonald’s and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.



5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.



6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.



7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.



8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.



9. Ask how they fit into that little box.



10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.



11. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said ”May I take your order?”



12. When asked if they can take your order say ”Why, can I take yours?”



13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.



14. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.



15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.



16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That’s it.



17. Don’t order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.



18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.



19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don’t break your stare.



20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.