Pissing in the shower...

Skuxx

Well lads and ladies, more so the lads though I'd say, what are ye're thoughts on pissing in the shower? Do you do it? Was down the gym today, communal showers, and the fella next to me (a foreignor) was happy out pissing away.
'Twas quite disgusting!!

It was only later I realised that if I was a true boardsie I would have blasted piss back at him!

Stripey Cat

(a foreignor)

How could you tell?

Dj Stiggie

I never do it anywhere. A friend tried to rationalise it to me, but I just think it's sick.

Dj Stiggie

Stripey Cat wrote: »

How could you tell?

Must have been wearing Speedos. Tis very European.

eth0

Pissing in the shower saves valuable resources that as a one-off house dweller I'm not entitled to.

Pacing Mule

You may have been paying too close attention to the naked dude next door.

ejmaztec

Stripey Cat wrote: »

How could you tell?

He was probably pissing with a foreign accent.

Outkast_IRE

communal showers what a dirt bird .
This is always the first thing that springs to mind when i hear this

Its ALL PIPES !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA

eth0

In holland they are encouraging people to piss in the shower

Link

cml387

ejmaztec wrote: »

He was probably pissing with a foreign accent.

Furriners piss curves to the left.Well known.

But sure where else is there to piss?

ShadowHearth

Just say it op. he was chocolate!

telekon

Communal showers? Glad I'm not a member of your gym...

ejmaztec

eth0 wrote: »

Pissing in the shower saves valuable resources that as a one-off house dweller I'm not entitled to.

When my septic tank is condemned by the council next year I'll not only be pissing in communal showers.

boomkatalog

Dj Stiggie wrote: »

Must have been wearing Speedos. Tis very European.

Is wearing speedos to shower European?

Or p1ssing through your speedos!?

cml387

Communal baths down our way.

Beware the legendary "floater".

eth0

ejmaztec wrote: »

When my septic tank is condemned by the council next year I'll not only be pissing in communal showers.

Piss outside, better still for the environment. Piss also makes plants grow faster

Arnold Layne

Was he letting it hang over the drain or did he prop one leg up on the wall waist high to let it flow?

chin_grin

I p!ss in a toilet silly! Although as a man the worlds my urinal. (hic).

ejmaztec

cml387 wrote: »

Furriners piss curves to the left.Well known.

..and the extra little flourishes when they spell their name with piss on the wall, and then add the accents over the letters.

vicwatson

Quote:
(a foreignor)
How could you tell?

He was probably whistling in Polish :rolleyes:

Dj Stiggie

boomkatalog wrote: »

Is wearing speedos to shower European?

Or p1ssing through your speedos!?

Wearing them in general. I've never worn them so I dunno if they're good to p1ss in. I can't imagine they are though. Either way, some sick bastard was p1ssing in a communal shower for all (or at least the OP to see).

cml387

ejmaztec wrote: »

..and the extra little flourishes when they spell their name with piss on the wall, and then add the accents over the letters.

Or just the Mark Of Zorro!

oppenheimer1

eth0 wrote: »

In holland they are encouraging people to piss in the shower

Link

That article is about brazil

mconigol

Nothing like a golden shower after a long hard work out with your European gym mates is there op

Ya dirty fecker.......

Sammy_Jankis

Haven't heard this in ages:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aPjEuDPTlI

orourkeda

Who gets out of the shower and takes a slash bollock naked and dripping wet?

cocoshovel

Apprently a lot of people do this. Ive also heard a lot of people shít in the shower. I personally find both fúcking disgusting, why would you do that!? :mad:

Pace2008

telekon wrote: »

Communal showers? Glad I'm not a member of your gym...

Small dick alert.

Deus Ex Machina

Communal showers, sounds disgusting.

In my gym there are individual stalls, but for deficient minds such as mine that's still not enough.

I do be there scrubbing the bean pole, and instantly I'm wondering if people **** in the showers. For sure they do. Imagine some lad who decides to lose the excess 8 stone so he can get laid. He's there on the thread mill with an aerobics class going on straight in front of him. He's there watching the girls contort themselves in pursuit of male acceptance, his eyes crawling over their toned bodies like maggots on a corpse.

Ten minutes later he's in the shower, tearing his genitalia asunder as quietly as possible to the thought of the blonde in the front row swiveling on him like a demented go-go dancer, and then pop, he blows his porridge all over the floor and leaves, titties a bouncing.

Cue me, walking into the shower bare foot and dismissing the sliminess beneath my feet as an errant blob of shampoo. If only he'd had the decency to piss his semen off the floor!

orourkeda

Anyone ever take a sh1t in the shower?

cloud493

God thats disgusting. No way.

amacca

eth0 wrote: »

Pissing in the shower saves valuable resources that as a one-off house dweller I'm not entitled to.

still a little disgusted at some of the "views" on the once off housing thread eh?

well never you mind....flush away when you feel like it...you have my blessing;)

amacca

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Communal showers, sounds disgusting.

do you play any sports

the only place I've ever encountered individual stalls was at swimming pools

everywhere else....total sausage fest!

mfceiling

Piss in the shower?....well it's kind of hard not to when you're having a sh#t...

ejmaztec

amacca wrote: »

the only place I've ever encountered individual stools was at swimming pools

Fixed Your Poo Post.

CitizenKeane

So to those that don't piss in the shower occassionally:
If you were in the shower lathering up and got the sudden urge to piss, are you saying you'd jump out of the shower, dripping wet, with shampoo running into your eyes, so that you could stand in front of the toilet and aim your stream of piss in there?
Would it not just be far easier and sensible to just aim your piss down the plughole of the shower???

Kev.OC

orourkeda wrote: »

Anyone ever take a sh1t in the shower?

Can't speak for everyone else, but as far as i'm concerned that crosses the line.

Occasionally taking a leak is fine. I mean i'm not going to wait 'til i'm in the shower to go, but if i'm in there and i get the urge i'm not getting out.

Squatting in the shower is a step too far though. How do you wipe? You can't not wipe.

McCrack

Kev.OC wrote: »

Can't speak for everyone else, but as far as i'm concerned that crosses the line.

Occasionally taking a leak is fine. I mean i'm not going to wait 'til i'm in the shower to go, but if i'm in there and i get the urge i'm not getting out.

Squatting in the shower is a step too far though. How do you wipe? You can't not wipe.

You don't. You wash.

Jen Pigs Fly

Only in my own personal shower, on my own, and only if I was bursting.

Feck that I'm not getting out of my nice warm shower to have a wee, no thanks! Shower will do me fine!

Bodhisopha

Yeah, i pretty much it do it every day. Don't see the harm in it.

FreeFallin

McCrack wrote: »

You don't. You wash.

So youre saying its simple, you just wash McCrack?

Duggy747

Just have a piss before the shower

Or at least have a shìte out the window, you're saving money on water I guess. You'll have lovely flowers or weeds growing under your window sill eventually, then. :paC:

Meglamonia

Well if you have diahorrea it's perfectly resonable as it will wash away but the large chunks would take too long to be broken down by the water.

Kold

orourkeda wrote: »

Anyone ever take a sh1t in the shower?

What you do is take a **** in your hand and slam dunk it into the toilet next to the shower to feel like a boss.

Meglamonia

This thread is becoming a bit Sh!t and miss tbh.

cruiser178

I piss in the shower if i need to, **** in the shower all the time. Once when i was washing my gf back i pissed up on top of her now its become my dirty little secret fetish, she really likes getting her back washed and i love pissing up on top of her, alls good in the world.

W.Shakes-Beer

I'll be honest, if I get in the shower and then the sudden need comes over me of course I like to have a good whiz in the shower. It all goes down a drain anyway.

Taking a shíte, well thats a different story.

Johro

Stripey Cat wrote: »

How could you tell?

Must've had a flag tattooed on his doodah.

Johro

eth0 wrote: »

In holland they are encouraging people to piss in the shower

Link

Em... That is the foreign affairs section of the newspaper talking about a Brazilian environmental group advocating pissing in the shower to save water (as in toilet flushing). So, not true. Not true at all.
Us Dutch like to drink our piss.

Johro

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

I'll be honest, if I get in the shower and then the sudden need comes over me of course I like to have a good whiz in the shower. It all goes down a drain anyway.

Taking a shíte, well thats a different story.

It's probably the thought of mashing it down the plughole with your toes that puts you off.