Pissing in the shower...

castletownman

Piss is nature's cleanser to nature's other natural occurence......masturbation.

itsallaboutheL

cruiser178 wrote: »

I piss in the shower if i need to, **** in the shower all the time. Once when i was washing my gf back i pissed up on top of her now its become my dirty little secret fetish, she really likes getting her back washed and i love pissing up on top of her, alls good in the world.

Just burst out laughing in work. Now people are staring at me.

Saila

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Only in my own personal shower, on my own, and only if I was bursting.

Feck that I'm not getting out of my nice warm shower to have a wee, no thanks! Shower will do me fine!

gotta love boards for reasons of posts like this. :P where else would you get a girl to admit she pisses in the shower. half of them would like to let us believe their bodies dont produce a shit in a toilet :eek:

fair play jenny!

Saila

castletownman wrote: »

Piss is nature's cleanser to nature's other natural occurence......masturbation.

so you dont have two different pipes [in your tube] they come out of

JupiterKid

Yeah I've done it once or twice when I was pissed.:pac:

But no...it's a dirty habit and should be avoided.

aceisking

pissing in the shower is fine, but i do like the occasional piss in the sink. perfect height, very little splash.

Saila

having a sneaky one in your own/girlfriends shower..ok

but a communal one ffs! :eek:

orourkeda

Meglamonia wrote: »

This thread is becoming a bit Sh!t and miss tbh.

sh1t and piss

orourkeda

aceisking wrote: »

pissing in the shower is fine, but i do like the occasional piss in the sink. perfect height, very little splash.

I presume you dont have a fanny

aceisking

orourkeda wrote: »

I presume you dont have a fanny

nah, if i did i'd just use the toilet.

7Sins

I always pee in the shower if I have to go, the sense of freedom of tossing my head back and thrusting my hips forward to unleash a tsunami of piss on the tile wall is exhilarating to say the least gentlemen. Something that a woman can never enjoy

What's better? Pissing outdoors, in a field, with the pants around the ankles and a cool breeze caressing my buttocks...ooo yes.

giles lynchwood

Johro wrote: »

It's probably the thought of mashing it down the plughole with your toes that puts you off.

Like walking barefoot in dog sh¡t

psychward

I wouldn't rule it out but try not to do it do it at home because I like to leave a clean tub behind me and it just creates more work. Think about why toilet bowls get slimy and yellow looking ? It just means getting out the CIF at some point earlier than otherwise necessary and I hate scrubbing the tub. I've pretty much trained myself to pee before I step into the shower. I assume everyone pees in a public shower hence flip flops are compulsory for me. If you crap in the shower you need therapy. Seriously. It probably got stuck to trapped hairs as you mashed it down the plughole and thats where the untraceable stink in your house or apartment is coming from ughhh

Oranage2

The public gym p!ssing is pretty disgusting/

Though I do have the ole wee in the shower, nothing more relaxing then the feel of warm stale urine running down your leg leaving a syrupy texture on your leg.

af_thefragile

Why do men prefer to take a shower than take a bath?
Because it feels cleaner to pee in the shower! :pac:

Stiffler2

orourkeda wrote: »

Anyone ever take a sh1t in the shower?

erm - no
But I do piss in the shower all the time. At the end of the day it's just warm salty water, yes I know the taste.........



what's so manky about it, piss is sterilised unlike poo poo so you won't catch anything from it and it warms your feet !!
+ I save the environment by saving water so it's a win win

irelandspurs

Always piss in the shower and have often pissed in the kitchen sink in other peoples houses when staying over,once i heard them riding away up stairs and was bursting so instead of going up stairs and have them think i was perving on them i pissed in the sink onto one of them sponges with the green brilo on them to dampen the noise.

smash

Aim for the drain... nothing wrong with it.

irelandspurs

I always piss in swimming pools to,its an instant reaction when you first get in.

Sykk

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Communal showers, sounds disgusting.

In my gym there are individual stalls, but for deficient minds such as mine that's still not enough.

I do be there scrubbing the bean pole, and instantly I'm wondering if people **** in the showers. For sure they do. Imagine some lad who decides to lose the excess 8 stone so he can get laid. He's there on the thread mill with an aerobics class going on straight in front of him. He's there watching the girls contort themselves in pursuit of male acceptance, his eyes crawling over their toned bodies like maggots on a corpse.

Ten minutes later he's in the shower, tearing his genitalia asunder as quietly as possible to the thought of the blonde in the front row swiveling on him like a demented go-go dancer, and then pop, he blows his porridge all over the floor and leaves, titties a bouncing.

Cue me, walking into the shower bare foot and dismissing the sliminess beneath my feet as an errant blob of shampoo. If only he'd had the decency to piss his semen off the floor!

I wish I could thank this 100 times. You made my day.

AstridBean

Me and the BF actually discussed this at the weekend, bizarrely. Neither of us think it's a big deal for blokes. You can aim straight at the plughole and wash it away swiftly. I can understand the temptation and the convenience of it for menfolk.

Stiffler2

cruiser178 wrote: »

I piss in the shower if i need to, **** in the shower all the time. Once when i was washing my gf back i pissed up on top of her now its become my dirty little secret fetish, she really likes getting her back washed and i love pissing up on top of her, alls good in the world.

I've begged the wife for a bit of this but she won't do it :mad::mad::mad:
I did exactly what you did "once" but I got caught !!

Guess how, twas the smell - ffs
she wasn't too well pleased. I told her "well, I'll just have to look elsewhere, then beatch" and she was like humph, whatever......

irelandspurs

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I've begged the wife for a bit of this but she won't do it :mad::mad::mad:
I did exactly what you did "once" but I got caught !!

Guess how, twas the smell - ffs
she wasn't too well pleased. I told her "well, I'll just have to look elsewhere, then beatch" and she was like humph, whatever......

Go on irish escorts and look for ones advertising watersports

smash

AstridBean wrote: »

Me and the BF actually discussed this at the weekend, bizarrely. Neither of us think it's a big deal for blokes. You can aim straight at the plughole and wash it away swiftly. I can understand the temptation and the convenience of it for menfolk.

Can you not just squat, or try aim standing up? Think of it like a game!

Stiffler2

irelandspurs wrote: »

Go on irish escorts and look for ones advertising watersports

oooo no, I could never be with a prossy, unclean unclean & could catch something

smash

Stiffler2 wrote: »

unclean unclean & could catch something

From the guy who's into watersports.... this is classic!

Stiffler2

smash wrote: »

From the guy who's into watersports.... this is classic!

You can't catch an STD from piss + I wouldn't be too horny throwing a sausge into a bin liner if you know what I mean.

Q the small penis jokes here but what I mean is their fanny has probably been ridden so much that it no longer works correctly + it prob has black curtains from over use so no, no thank you at all.

smash

Stiffler2 wrote: »

You can't catch an STD from piss + I wouldn't be too horny throwing a sausge into a bin liner if you know what I mean.

Q the small penis jokes here but what I mean is their fanny has probably been ridden so much that it no longer works correctly + it prob has black curtains from over use so no, no thank you at all.

Nobody mentioned shagging her, just pissing on her! You can hire girls that you can do that to.

hightower1

Oranage2 wrote: »

Though I do have the ole wee in the shower, nothing more relaxing then the feel of warm stale urine running down your leg leaving a syrupy texture on your leg.

Your urine leaves a syrupy like texture after it?????



See a doctor immediately, that ... is ..... not.... normal.

Big Nasty

Pissing in the shower? Yep, best wizz you'll ever have!

Here's another toilet related thing - y'all know ya haven't properly finished your, eh, 'motion', until you go for a bit of a wizz - yeah?

Stiffler2

smash wrote: »

Nobody mentioned shagging her, just pissing on her! You can hire girls that you can do that to.

I just wouldn't feel right paying a woman to do anything for me tbh, it's morally wrong imho

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Stiffler2

Standard Toaster what is that. It looks like a dear or fawn with something around it's neck. I had to stand 10 metres away from my screen and then run up to the screen to see it properly

Shane-KornSpace

yup. i do it all the time. why waste a load of water by flushing the toilet when youre gonna be in the shower anyway?

Stiffler2

how the hell does 1 subscribe to the Sex & Sexuality forum ?
I can't find it anywhere, when I ask I'm told to "Subscribe"

Subscribe where ffs ? where is the forum.
can someone link me up or give me access plz ?

I need to expell some vulgar

Katgurl

WHAT is the big deal with this, it comes up now and again with my friends, why does anyone care - it all washes away anyway?

Communal shower pissing is a bit horrific though...

kupus

I used to suffer athletes foot real bad, I was scratching all the time, so much when I was finished it was orgasmic. It was really bad no joke, especially after gaa, soccer, rugby, basketball training and matches...
I tried every ointment and powder under the sun, went to specialist feet doctors, because my scratching was so bad it was drawing blood. Changed shoes and socks to no avail

Until I mentioned to an old guy my problem, his answer was piss in the shower, it took me a while to get the courage up to actually do it as it seemed revolting, but I did it.
Never had a problem with athletes foot since. It might also have something to do with not running around muddy pitches anymore!
In your own shower fine, but not in a gym shower where loads of people are walking around. Thats disgusting.

AstridBean

smash wrote: »

Can you not just squat, or try aim standing up? Think of it like a game!

I could but that just illustrates why women don't really bother. There's a bit of work involved. Men just have to stand there and don't have to leave the lovely warm shower.

Katgurl wrote: »

WHAT is the big deal with this, it comes up now and again with my friends, why does anyone care - it all washes away anyway?

Agreed, but only for number ones. Poo would be genuinely unsanitary.

hightower1

Stiffler2 wrote: »

how the hell does 1 subscribe to the Sex & Sexuality forum ?
I can't find it anywhere, when I ask I'm told to "Subscribe"

Subscribe where ffs ? where is the forum.
can someone link me up or give me access plz ?

I need to expell some vulgar

<facepalm>.... hints in the word "subscribe" as in... be a paying member of boards.ie for access.

danslevent

I always pee in the shower! I don't think it's disgusting at all, the only time a girl can pee standing up It is like a natural reflex the minute I step into the shower. I'm sure a lot more people do it but they just aren't hardcore enough to admit it :P

CamperMan

it all goes into the same sewage system... so why not

just don't try taking a dump in the shower

Kim_Il_Jong

cml387 wrote: »

Communal baths down our way.

Beware the legendary "floater".

Had to laugh at that one.
Picture it, sitting in the jacuzzi and ..boing.. up pops a floater.
It would be an inspector Cleaseu style who dunnit stare off (for about 1 second).

....And then people clambering their way out like it was a plane crash.

smash

danslevent wrote: »

I always pee in the shower! I don't think it's disgusting at all, the only time a girl can pee standing up It is like a natural reflex the minute I step into the shower. I'm sure a lot more people do it but they just aren't hardcore enough to admit it :P

Have you perfected your aim yet?

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Kim_Il_Jong wrote: »

Had to laugh at that one.
Picture it, sitting in the jacuzzi and ..boing.. up pops a floater.
It would be an inspector Cleaseu style who dunnit stare off (for about 1 second).

....And then people clambering their way out like it was a plane crash.

Reminds me of Caddyshack!

hidinginthebush

Why do men piss in the shower?

Cos pissing in the bath's disgusting :pac:

Maglight

eth0 wrote: »

In holland they are encouraging people to piss in the shower

Link

Not quite. It's a Dutch newspaper quoting a Brazilian environmental organisation who are encouraging people to do that to save water.

CaSCaDe711

Anytime I feel like having a p1ss I go for a shower

Jev/N

cruiser178 wrote: »

I piss in the shower if i need to, **** in the shower all the time. Once when i was washing my gf back i pissed up on top of her now its become my dirty little secret fetish, she really likes getting her back washed and i love pissing up on top of her, alls good in the world.

Maybe it's my hangover and current ease of amusement but that's one of the funniest posts I've read on here in a long time

Stiffler2

OOOOo - ya'll just got to check out this vid !!!

b1tche$ b crazy !


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDwnjzHWSa8


How the hell does 1 "embed" a video here ? I tried the youtube icon but no joy.
If a mod is watching can you embed it for me as I'm quite retarded, thanks.

Stiffler2

hightower1 wrote: »

<facepalm>.... hints in the word "subscribe" as in... be a paying member of boards.ie for access.

Pay for a forum ???


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