Skinny Jeans

woodoo

the keen edge wrote: »

Fcuking great.

I just spent a small fortune on reinventing myself via the clothes in my wardrobe and skinny jeans form the basis of my whole new look.

What the fcuk do I do now, I carted of a few bin liners of old clobber to the clothes bin in Tescos carpark last week.
Not a clue where the receipt for my new gear are, so returning them is out.

If anyone has some regular jeans going spare perhaps they might post them on to me?.

Don't panic if you are young and realitively slim you'll get away wth them no bother . If your pudgy and well into your 30's then bad luck

woodoo

later10 wrote: »

Disbelievers!

http://i40.tinypic.com/im78sy.jpg

I wouldn't really describe them as skinny. When i think of skinny i think of that gob****e on x factor. Frankie Cocozza with the jeans tight around the calves... horrible.

DepecheHead101

These 'Skinny jeans means your probably gay and should be reported to the authorities LOLZ!' comments are beyond woeful. They were old before the topic was even posted.

stupidusername

Wearing ma skinnies tanight

mfceiling

brummytom wrote: »

Any lad who wears them should be shot in the bollocks

Any lad that wears them doesn't have bollocks...

Mate of mine was telling me that another mate of his was in town buying a few clothes. Lad in shop was hassling him and giving him t-shirts to try on.
Gave him a pair of skinny jeans to try as well. He tried them on, looked in the mirror and thought "I'd love to beat the sh#t out of myself now"...

In Vietnam, very tight jeans are just normal.. At home, it's a statement I hate but here, everyone from your mechanic to your doctor learning English wears them. So yea, it's not the jeans, it's just the hipster statement with big stupid pointy shoes that I hate.

LukeS_

Pssshh! You're all just too 'big' to wear them.

jk. Sure anyway it's all about the new 'chino' style now.

AstridBean

du Maurier wrote: »

The bacon and cabbage boys, of bootcut and bootcut only persuasion, will naturally hate anything else.

Ah yes, the "squares". You skinny jean-wearing men are so radical. Nope, some people just think they look crap. Men who like wearing them will have to deal with it and if they are confident in themselves, won't care what people think and won't have to resort to implying that men who don't like them are dull Mammy's boys.

Captain McDuck

Just take one look at Paul Galvin and then decide... so ridiculas it makes me laugh.

Flaker

Straight leg jeans can look great on a guy - shows off the bum to perfection I find. But skinny jeans? Not on bloke. Ever. Paul Galvin is pefect example. He just looks like a twat.

Teyla Emmagan

I wouldn't like them on fellas myself either. They're just not very masculine.

Ficheall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNHgHjImRTM

saa

Ah don't be silly you don't need to be skinny to wear skinny jeans, thats just something skinny people say *does dance*

sunflower27

Not keen on them on men, I have to say.

Love my ones though

danslevent

Any guy that wears them is a bit of a d.ickhead... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_5uVdy5YmA

Cill94

Have to say that having started college now I'm finding it pretty ridiculous how probably half the male students are wearing skinny jeans of bright colours ranging from maroon to fecking yellow.

It's beginning to look like the total demise of masculinity in the western world.

Irishcrx

Has anyone ever been on a night out and had someone wearing these jeans line up near you at a urinal , watch them try to get them down to take a piss I could go get another pint and come back an they'd still be trying to get them down. They look awful , hugely uncomfortable and I really don't know what type of woman they would attract...Imagine borrowing a pair of jeans from your sister and then telling her your straight??

kfallon

The worst invention since the atomic bomb!

Plus it seems now you just can't get bootcut jeans anywhere

Irishcrx

kfallon wrote: »

The worst invention since the atomic bomb!

Plus it seems now you just can't get bootcut jeans anywhere

Pennys!

Cill94

kfallon wrote: »

Plus it seems now you just can't get bootcut jeans anywhere

QFT. All I want are normal jeans!

Everytime I go shopping for a pair I'm instead presented with a wide variety of: jeans with holes in them, jeans that cripple your bollocks, jeans that have been purposely worn out, jeans that come in all the colours of the rainbow but not dark blue, jeans that have stitching all over them, jeans with 1,000 + pockets, and jeans that someone has spilled bleach all over.

And people actually pay extra for this ****e? :rolleyes:

MJ23

They remind of the eejit on x factor from a few years ago. Frankie Cocozaa. A Fukking attention seeking prick in need of hair brush.
Ridiculous looking yokes altogether, and even worse looking on a fat fella.
What do people be thinking?

kowloon

Seeing those guys with the skinny jeans, dainty little shoes and the hats resting on the back of their skulls makes me feel very manly by comparison, so I'm all for it now. I could take these girlyboys down with ease if they'd come close enough for me to hook the fcukers with my cane.

gobnaitolunacy

Cill94 wrote: »

QFT. All I want are normal jeans!

Everytime I go shopping for a pair I'm instead presented with a wide variety of: jeans with holes in them, jeans that cripple your bollocks, jeans that have been purposely worn out, jeans that come in all the colours of the rainbow but not dark blue, jeans that have stitching all over them, jeans with 1,000 + pockets, and jeans that someone has spilled bleach all over.

And people actually pay extra for this ****e? :rolleyes:

Stop going to River Island then. For all your effeminate clothing needs.

kfallon

Irishcrx wrote: »

Pennys!

I don't want to run the gauntlet of a load of menopausal ould wans just for the sake of a pair of jeans that the arse might be gone out of them in a week tbh!

That place is crazy at the best of times, downright dangerous at the worst

:P

evilmonkee

1. Men should never wear skinnies.
2. Larger women should never wear skinnies.
3. Women with large thighs should never wear skinnies.

Calibos

In terms of attracting the opposite sex, they'd be like a woman wearing a really tight T-Shirt with a big arrow printed on the front and the words, "Look I have no tits, I'm flat chested"

From an evolutionary attractiveness standpoint its like wearing a sign that says, "I am a weedy, skinny legged male who won't be able to defend you from the Sabre Tooth Tiger/Other tribe"

kfallon

evilmonkee wrote: »

1. Men should never leave skiddies.
2. Larger women should never leave skiddies.
3. Women with large thighs should never leave skiddies.

The above is also very true!

splendid101

Why is everyone focusing on how men look in them?

I think women look great in skinny jeans.

BraziliaNZ

kfallon wrote: »

The worst invention since the atomic bomb!

Plus it seems now you just can't get bootcut jeans anywhere

Thank Christ for that, a thoroughly Irish male obsession.
Skinny jeans look great on slim women I think, and some men can pull them off (:eek:!!!!!!!1), usually taller slimmer men, Russell Brand and all that.

geetar

for gods sake this thread is a year old

people are confusing skinny jeans (the skin tight painted on ones) with slim fitted jeans.

slim fitting trousers are comfortable and they're stylish. gone are the days that its a "hipster" thing. its a social norm.

you all sound like a bunch of grannys complaining about what some people like to wear. get over yourselves.

Cill94

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

Stop going to River Island then. For all your effeminate clothing needs.

Actuallly last time I had this issue it was in a shop as big as Arnott's.

Napper Hawkins

Skinny women with narrow thighs can get away with them.

Maybe tall, skinny lads too. But whatever your shape if you're a guy, you just look like you're wearing a pair of womens tights.

I couldn't give a ****e what clothes people choose to wear though, however ridiculous I think you look. I'm sure certain folks wonder what the **** I'm at when they see the clothes I wear but it doesn't matter one jot anyway.

Festy

Bootcut jeans look more ridiculous than skinny jeans imo.

Real Life

Festy wrote: »

Bootcut jeans look more ridiculous than skinny jeans imo.

the worse fitting jeans ever surely.
they look terrible but if someone wants to wear them fine its no big deal, wear whatever you want.

1ZRed

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Thank Christ for that, a thoroughly Irish male obsession.
Skinny jeans look great on slim women I think, and some men can pull them off (:eek:!!!!!!!1), usually taller slimmer men, Russell Brand and all that.

I don't get why really slim guys like to wear them. They just end up looking like a rake and skinnier again.

Hardly a good look is it?

jugger0

If your legs can fit in a pair of skinny jeans its time to hit the squat rack chicken legs

Scortho

1ZRed wrote: »

I don't get why really slim guys like to wear them. They just end up looking like a rake and skinnier again.

Hardly a good look is it?

As a tall skinny guy I hate these yokes!
Tried them on once.
Sweet jesus my bolox was strangled! and the fact that my legs looked like a pair of twigs!
Much prefer the branch look!
More manly:D

Tipperary animal lover

Totally wrong on a male but worse on the "large" size women just wrong wrong wrong

BraziliaNZ

1ZRed wrote: »

I don't get why really slim guys like to wear them. They just end up looking like a rake and skinnier again.

Hardly a good look is it?

I think it is a good look in some cases, rock stars etc, but not a lot of people can pull it off yeah

gobnaitolunacy

Personnally, I prefer flared jeans. I can take em on and off without going to the bother of taking off shoes.

Then again, I am a lazy bar-steward.

awec

The most ridiculous cut of jean on anyone is bootcut. Bootcut jeans and silly looking brown shoes makes you look like a farmer.

gahsux

Skinny jeans accentuate the crotch and ass. This is not something I want my eyes drawn to on a guy.:eek:

SEPT 23 1989

awec wrote: »

The most ridiculous cut of jean on anyone is bootcut. Bootcut jeans and silly looking brown shoes makes you look like a farmer.

And what would you suggest men with size 12+ feet wear?

gobnaitolunacy

awec wrote: »

The most ridiculous cut of jean on anyone is bootcut. Bootcut jeans and silly looking brown shoes makes you look like a farmer.

At least one's genitalia are intact.

Mr Benevolent

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

And what would you suggest men with size 12+ feet wear?

Clown shoes, obviously.

SEPT 23 1989

Confab wrote: »

Clown shoes, obviously.

I asked for that:pac:

spoofilyj

I personally think they are revolting on Men and women. they just look odd.

I could not get my big toe into a pair of them as I have giant thighs and calfs from Years cycling and playing Rugby in the front row. Even if I could find a pair and I havent looked I would not look good in them.

What really annoys me though is I cant find my usual comfortable boot cut baggy jeans anywhere as the shalf space is stacked with these nonsence jeans and as for shirts I'm not fat but I am well built.
I cant fit into and will never be able to fit into slim fit shirts, I just look like the incredable hulk about to burst out of them.

Seriously clothing stores can there not be space for normal sized people on the shelves too...

awec

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

At least one's genitalia are intact.

Why wouldn't it be intact in skinny jeans? They aren't that much different in the crotch area to any other jeans, they are tighter in the legs.

Fair enough not everyone likes them, they don't suit everyone. This bootcut craze irish men have though is comical.

The reason you don't find boot cut in the shops is that nobody wears the damn things, because they look silly.

BraziliaNZ

spoofilyj wrote: »

I personally think they are revolting on Men and women. they just look odd.

I could not get my big toe into a pair of them as I have giant thighs and calfs from Years cycling and playing Rugby in the front row. Even if I could find a pair and I havent looked I would not look good in them.

What really annoys me though is I cant find my usual comfortable boot cut baggy jeans anywhere as the shalf space is stacked with these nonsence jeans and as for shirts I'm not fat but I am well built.
I cant fit into and will never be able to fit into slim fit shirts, I just look like the incredable hulk about to burst out of them.

Seriously clothing stores can there not be space for normal sized people on the shelves too...

Maybe go on a diet?

TeddyTedson

As someone already said, you have to differentiate between what "skinny jeans" are. There are normal fitting jeans, slim, skinny and then pained skinny (or called something along those lines.)

It's only the painted on ones that I think look ridiculous.

I think I have a pair of skinny chinos