If seanybiker....

Poor Uncle Tom

If Abouttobebanned was a fishwife he'd be amouthtobebanned.....:D






If longshanks was not tall and made of timber he'd be shortplanks......:D

davetherave

If ATBB was a bad wrestler he would be abouttobeslammed.

Edit:Balls, already ready said.... should really read all new posts before posting

If he was a U.S soldier in 1960's he'd be AboutToBeNam'd

Slidey

If he had a hotmail account he would be abouttobespammed

daaave

if abouttobebanned wasn't abouttobebanned he'd be just nigel

daaave

if abouttobebanned was to have intimate relations with a certain other poster on this thread and was more inclined to be a taker than a giver-

he'd be called abouttobe longshanked

seanybiker

If he was a shopping item he would abouttobescanned.

Yitzhak Rabin

If longshanks was an oscar winning actor he'd be tomhanks

decies

If abouttobebanned produced a dreadfull west end production he would be abouttobepanned by the london evening standard.

davetherave

If he was some sort of terrorist/country hybrid he would be OsamaBinLadenLand

mecco

If abouttobebanned fell on the beach he'd be ah,mouthdobesand..

ex_infantry man

if abouttobeband was a cross dresser he,d be abouttobetrannied!!!

billythepig

if seanybiker lost his bike he would be seanywalker

ex_infantry man

if seanybiker and abouttobebanned had a child it would be called seanybebanned

pavb2

If abouttobebanned was in Dublin and fell in front of the red (or green) line LUAS He would be

abouttobetrammed

longshanks

ex_infantry man wrote: »

if seanybiker and abouttobebanned had a child it would be called seanybebanned

I would take a wife, then adopt that child and raise it as my own. Family?? abouttobeplanned

mecco

If abouttobebanned had an inflamed arm he'd be ah,GoutInMyHand

If abouttobebanned was a trespassing troublemaker he'd be aLoutOnMyLand

BlaasForRafa

if seanybiker was from alabama he'd be seanynascar

Ledger

If ATBB was an available, not particularly good looking woman, he'd be AMunterOnHand

mecco

If longshanks told dodgy jokes he'd be wrongPranks

BlaasForRafa

if abouttobebanned was going to be glued to a piece of wood he'd be abouttobebonded

if he was a piece of pottery he'd be abouttobeburnished

ziedth

If BlaasForRafa was from Coventry he'd be BatchesForRafa.....

longshanks

mecco wrote: »

If longshanks told dodgy jokes he'd be wrongPranks

But... but I only know dodgy jokes... anywho, if mecco was a lizard from Dublin with a taste for Italian sparkling wine he'd be a gekko called Decco drinking prossecco

seanybiker

If ledger was a dead actor he be heathledger.

If ziedith was a cool French person he would be zieman

ziedth

If Mecco was a city in the Hijaz he would be Mecca.

If ex_infantryman had applied himself and commanded the will of others he'd be ex_officerman.

If yekahS looked in a mirror he'd be Shakey.

if calvin_zola was a Arsenal fan he'd be calvin_Wright

longshanks

If ziedth was a French cultural icon who sang Je ne regrette rien, la vie en rose etc, fell in love with a boxer who died in a plane crash, helped the French resistance during the war, and was played by Marion Cotillard in a 2007 film.... he'd be ziedth piaf

billythepig

if seanybiker seen a naked lady he would be called seanyhorny

MitchKoobski

If longshanks was bashful he'd be longshucks

I dare ya...

mecco

MitchKoobski wrote: »

If longshanks was bashful he'd be longshucks

I dare ya...

If MitchKoobski was a Russian with acne on his breasts, he'd be zitsBewbski

chelloveks

If ATBB liked little boys he'd be Fr ATBB. If Seanybiker liked em he'd be Bishop biker!

davetherave

If MitchKoobski grew up on the South Side of Chicago, he'd be MitchSoxSki

It's a baseball thing