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assaulted on dublin bus

  • 18-12-2011 9:36pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭


    i was assaulted by a lady on a dublin bus this morning. i was sitting upstairs on the double decker bus with my bag beside me because there was water on the floor. normally i am conscious of the needs of other passenger when leaving my bag beside me on buses or trains but because the floor was wet i wasnt going to chance getting my books wet. there wasnt many people on the bus at the time and i was beside the stairs. as we pulled into a bus stop i was looking out the window. suddenly i felt something touch my genitals which startled me and i turned to the side. i discovered that a lady had just put my bag on my lap which in turn came in contact with my genitals. i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING. i said to her that she should of asked me to move my bag if she wanted to sit beside me and that she shouldnt just of taken it upon her self to move my bag and place it so rudely on top of my lap. her right to sit in the seat beside me didnt give her the right to move my bag which came in contact with my genitals which left me severely distraught and embarrassed. the lady said she asked and i challeneged her onthat claiming that she didnt. she said that she had a croke in her voice which meant i couldnt here her but it didnt seem apparent at the time. she then apologised for what she done ad accepted what she did was wrong.i am so upset at what has happened


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    wut?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 103 ✭✭tittle mouse


    assaulted????:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    Is it really that upsetting that someone touched your bag? :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭Unique User Name


    Wow. The assault hurt you so much that you can no longer punctuate :( I do hope that you recover from this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Ian Beale


    I think the bigger issue is why weren't you wearing trousers?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    She should have slapped you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    You should have been wearing clothes. It's accepted these days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    So you left your bag taking up a seat, and you were offended when somebody moved your bag, which was taking up a seat, onto your lap, and sat in the seat.

    You're either trolling or a dick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Biko's a hoverin' .....the lock is coming


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 33,248 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    You got a free feel - get over it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    ...genitals.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,731 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    Jesus christ. Time to go and read a book. The internet is full of mad people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    And why couldnt you have kept your bag on your lap?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    You are kidding right? That's not assault!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Can I touch your genitals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    id love if some lady touched my genitals.. i dont see the problem here..


  • Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭The Internet Explorer


    Bitches be assaulting people on Dublin Bus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 103 ✭✭tittle mouse


    she had every right to blast you with piss :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Zen65


    slum dog wrote: »
    normally i am conscious of the needs of other passenger when leaving my bag beside me on buses or trains but because the floor was wet i wasnt going to chance getting my books wet.

    Why did you not keep the bag on your lap to start with?
    slum dog wrote: »
    i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING.

    Frankly you don't come across well out of this story. You sound like an ill-tempered brat.

    Z


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Please ban this poster from AH for subjecting me to this shíte. Assaulted me hole.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    slum dog wrote: »
    i was assaulted by a lady on a dublin bus this morning. i was sitting upstairs on the double decker bus with my bag beside me because there was water on the floor. normally i am conscious of the needs of other passenger when leaving my bag beside me on buses or trains but because the floor was wet i wasnt going to chance getting my books wet. there wasnt many people on the bus at the time and i was beside the stairs. as we pulled into a bus stop i was looking out the window. suddenly i felt something touch my genitals which startled me and i turned to the side. i discovered that a lady had just put my bag on my lap which in turn came in contact with my genitals. i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING. i said to her that she should of asked me to move my bag if she wanted to sit beside me and that she shouldnt just of taken it upon her self to move my bag and place it so rudely on top of my lap. her right to sit in the seat beside me didnt give her the right to move my bag which came in contact with my genitals which left me severely distraught and embarrassed. the lady said she asked and i challeneged her onthat claiming that she didnt. she said that she had a croke in her voice which meant i couldnt here her but it didnt seem apparent at the time. she then apologised for what she done ad accepted what she did was wrong.i am so upset at what has happened

    was she hot?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    For jaysuses sake


  • Registered Users Posts: 114 ✭✭spdmrphy


    Are your genitals ok?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    slum dog wrote: »
    suddenly i felt something touch my genitals which startled me and i turned to the side. i discovered that a lady had just put my bag on my lap which in turn came in contact with my genitals. i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING.

    was she holding the bag like this at the time ?

    if so, that's not assault, she was coming on to you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    What surprises me most is that the OP has a 3 digit post count:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    I take it the brief touching of your genitals made you hard and that's why you were embarassed.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    *yawn*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭bryaner


    slum dog wrote: »
    i was assaulted by a lady on a dublin bus this morning. i was sitting upstairs on the double decker bus with my bag beside me because there was water on the floor. normally i am conscious of the needs of other passenger when leaving my bag beside me on buses or trains but because the floor was wet i wasnt going to chance getting my books wet. there wasnt many people on the bus at the time and i was beside the stairs. as we pulled into a bus stop i was looking out the window. suddenly i felt something touch my genitals which startled me and i turned to the side. i discovered that a lady had just put my bag on my lap which in turn came in contact with my genitals. i was shocked and embarrassed at what just happened and it took me about 5 seconds to catch my breath and ask the lady WHAT THE FCUK SHE WAS DOING. i said to her that she should of asked me to move my bag if she wanted to sit beside me and that she shouldnt just of taken it upon her self to move my bag and place it so rudely on top of my lap. her right to sit in the seat beside me didnt give her the right to move my bag which came in contact with my genitals which left me severely distraught and embarrassed. the lady said she asked and i challeneged her onthat claiming that she didnt. she said that she had a croke in her voice which meant i couldnt here her but it didnt seem apparent at the time. she then apologised for what she done ad accepted what she did was wrong.i am so upset at what has happened

    Man the fcuk up and cop on..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 240 ✭✭slum dog


    Zen65 wrote: »
    Why did you not keep the bag on your lap to start with?

    Z

    the floor was wet. i had all my book s and notes in there so i didnt want them getting wet


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    it's been a while since i laughed this much at something on AH :D:D:D very good!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Show me on the doll exactly where she touched you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    slum dog wrote: »
    the floor was wet. i had all my book s and notes in there so i didnt want them getting wet

    You didnt answer the question. Why didnt you keep your bag on your lap? Did you buy two bus tickets?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭Jev/N


    *have


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    If she was any kind of lady would have said 'Excuse me do you mind if I park this bag on your gee'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭bryaner


    slum dog wrote: »
    the floor was wet. i had all my book s and notes in there so i didnt want them getting wet

    No rain today..:rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    slum dog wrote: »
    the floor was wet. i had all my book s and notes in there so i didnt want them getting wet

    unless you pissed yourself then your lap should have been nice and dry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    ......:confused:.....
    Gives up trying to think
    In before closed


  • Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭ClimberC


    Did you get turned on by it??













    I did ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Man up.


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