Kim Jong-il is dead, long live Kim Jong-un!

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☑ Kim Jong II
☑ Khaddafi
☑ Osama Bin Laden
☑ Saddam
☐ Jedward



One can dream...

NinjaK

The funeral should be interesting..

Matt_Damon

Matt Damon

ejmaztec

mikom wrote: »

Kim Jong not il anymore.

DOC09UNAM wrote: »

Turns out kim jong was il.

Kiwi_knock wrote: »

I heard he was not il for a Jong time

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Well Kim Jong had been iL for a long time.

My name is URL

Well the next chapter in this story will be interesting. Kim Jong Un looks completely insane.. even compared to his auld fella. He'd make a great Bond villain.

Chuck Stone

My proposal to free N. Korea without war.

The rest of the world should get together and fund the making of millions of cheap tablet computers.

Launch an internet satellite with it's beam focused on N. Korea.

Air drop millions of these easy to operate tablets that, each time they were switched on, would explain to the people that they are in living hell and don't need to be.

Internet access would allow N. Koreans to see what goes on outside their open air prison.

Regime is toppled and Korea reunites.

Everybody feels good.

Yeah?

Yahew

R.I.P Kim.

We've lost the world's greatest poet and golfer

Wompa1

Chuck Stone wrote: »

My proposal to free N. Korea without war.

The rest of the world should get together and fund the making of millions of cheap tablet computers.

Launch an internet satellite with it's beam focused on N. Korea.

Air drop millions of these easy to operate tablets that, each time they were switched on, would explain to the people that they are in living hell and don't need to be.

Internet access would allow N. Koreans to see what goes on outside their open air prison.

Regime is toppled and Korea reunites.

Everybody feels good.

Yeah?

How many could figure out how to turn them on? Also account for the loss of life for those unfortunate souls who try to eat them or use them as a hand glider...

RichieC

padd b1975 wrote: »

First Christy Hitchens, now this clown!
Christmas has come early.

Charming..

sensibleken

Poor auld Vaclav Havel isnt getting a look in. great man.

harvester of sorrow

Damn!He was such a good rapper too,was looking forward to his album.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE0-ek6MZA

RichieC

Has to be the creepiest place on earth Nk.. watched a travel doco on it and needed a shower after it.

this is one country I'd fully support an international coalition going in.

Kim lived in a fantasy while millions live in famine...

ejmaztec

RichieC wrote: »

Has to be the creepiest place on earth Nk.. watched a travel doco on it and needed a shower after it.

this is one country I'd fully support an international coalition going in.

Kim lived in a fantasy while millions live in famine...

Not to mention the thousands locked up in prison camps and treated worse than dogs, and having medical experiments carried out on them.

A right shower of fucking bastards!

orourkeda

I'm so ronery

orourkeda

My name is URL wrote: »

Well the next chapter in this story will be interesting. Kim Jong Un looks completely insane.. even compared to his auld fella. He'd make a great Bond villain.

Kim Bond Un

Defiler Of The Coffin

He has left behind possibly one of the craziest states the world has ever seen.

I notice China was the only country to express sympathy so far.

Wompa1

South Korea Yonhap news agency reports North Korea has conducted a short-range missile test in wake of Jong-ils death - Reuters

Bomb them, bomb them all!

Chuck Stone

Wompa1 wrote: »

How many could figure out how to turn them on?

The on button would begin a quick tutorial explaining how to use the thingy.

ejmaztec

cocalolaman wrote: »

He was just a rittle ronery

Charlie Haughy wrote: »

He was so ronery...

ottostreet wrote: »

It'rr be ronery this Christmas in the Jong househord.

orourkeda wrote: »

I'm so ronery

No you're not :P

skipz

Was it true that he was the biggest single buyer of Hennessy cognac?

For the People who work for Hennessy, its a sad day!

smash

He wont be "so ronery" in hell anyway.

Ellis Dee

A lot of famous people have been popping their clogs in the past couple of days. Not only the Dear Leader, but also President Havel of the Czech Republic and our own Alice Glenn. When I heard she had died, I immediately recalled Christy Moore's great line in the song Delerium Tremens about a fellow in the horrors: "I dreamt I was in a jacuzzi along with Alice Glenn. And then I knew I'd never, ever, ever drink again!":D:D

smash

Ellis Dee wrote: »

A lot of famous people have been popping their clogs in the past couple of days.
... our own Alice Glenn.

Eh, who

Biggins

Its probably been said already but as far as jobs go, his was a long terrible korea!

St.Spodo

The funniest thing about his death is we now have a power vacuum in a dangerous nuclear state. This is a great laugh!

bigdaddyliamo

Died on a train,eh?













Thank you Casey Ryback:D

heres a video of North Koreans weeping hystericaly over the death of their fearless leader. Its mental seeing so many adults behave in such a manner :eek::eek::eek:

sorry I cant inbed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

Ellis Dee

smash wrote: »

Eh, who

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Glenn

Joekers

He is trying to ruin Jesus's big day the batsard

jimbobaloobob

Jake1 wrote: »

heres a video of North Koreans weeping hystericaly over the death of their fearless leader. Its mental seeing so many adults behave in such a manner :eek::eek::eek:

sorry I cant inbed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pSWN6Qj98Iw

bunch of nut jobs
it just shows you how dangerous a sheltered life is

the sound of them is like a pack of wolves

Ellis Dee

Jake1 wrote: »

heres a video of North Koreans weeping hystericaly over the death of their fearless leader. Its mental seeing so many adults behave in such a manner :eek::eek::eek:

There's certainly no other country in the world where people are controlled in every way, even inside their heads to the extent that this is possible.:cool:

Few of you are likely to know that most people in North Korea are unaware that men have walked on the Moon. It has never been reported in their media and virtually none of them have access to foreign media or any contact with people abroad. They can't even send letters to or receive them from their relatives in South Korea. Thus they are brainwashed and will weep and cry as soon as they see the newsreader doing that when she announces their Dear Leader's death on TV.:):)

jimbobaloobob

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

bunch of nut jobs
it just shows you how dangerous a sheltered life is

the sound of them is like a pack of wolves

its frightening really isnt it? imagine being that....Sheltered, screwed up?? jaysus

Ive seen documentarys where people had the same kind of reaction when the Dear Leader allowed them medical treatment, and they put their cure down to him, and got down on their knees crying and wailing.

So sad to watch.

sReq | uTeK

bah humbug, always wanted to walk on the moon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5yyWZ2Z6Ps

I've played this game - it doesn't end well for the Yanks

ejmaztec

Ellis Dee wrote: »

There's certainly no other country in the world where people are controlled in every way, even inside their heads to the extent that this is possible.:cool:

Few of you are likely to know that most people in North Korea are unaware that men have walked on the Moon. It has never been reported in their media and virtually none of them have access to foreign media or any contact with people abroad. They can't even send letters to or receive them from their relatives in South Korea. Thus they are brainwashed and will weep and cry as soon as they see the newsreader doing that when she announces their Dear Leader's death on TV.:):)

Of course they're aware that North Koreans landed on the moon in 1965, well before the Americans.

Wattle

Digitalism wrote: »

His official biography stated he didn't poop. I guess that finally caught up with him.

Kim-Jong-No-Sh1t? :eek:

Tar.Aldarion

http://i.imgur.com/dgbzj.png

Johnny Bitte

*Conspiracy mode enabled*

Where the body? DNA tests? Rectal mapping? hmmmmmmm??

Jeboa Safari

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

He has left behind possibly one of the craziest states the world has ever seen.

I notice China was the only country to express sympathy so far.

If only dev was still alive

Iwasfrozen

Jeboa Safari wrote: »

If only dev was still alive

She is:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dev_(singer)

Bookworm85

Ellis Dee wrote: »

There's certainly no other country in the world where people are controlled in every way, even inside their heads to the extent that this is possible.:cool:

Few of you are likely to know that most people in North Korea are unaware that men have walked on the Moon. It has never been reported in their media and virtually none of them have access to foreign media or any contact with people abroad. They can't even send letters to or receive them from their relatives in South Korea. Thus they are brainwashed and will weep and cry as soon as they see the newsreader doing that when she announces their Dear Leader's death on TV.:):)

It almost seems like Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-Four' was used as a blueprint for this country! I only read it for the first time about 6 months ago and the similarities are uncanny....the brainwashing, leader worship, squalor, famine etc.

howamidifferent

Ellis Dee wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Glenn

On legislation to make contraception available to people over 18, she said "What man wants anything to do with a girl who has been used and abused by any man who comes along with condoms?".[3]


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

VALIS

Matt_Damon wrote: »

Matt Damon

Puppet account.

*Takes coat and leaves*

Dotrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

http://i.imgur.com/dgbzj.png

Bush/Obama for new years eve would round off a nice collection.

My name is URL

Bookworm85 wrote: »

It almost seems like Orwell's 'Nineteen Eighty-Four' was used as a blueprint for this country! I only read it for the first time about 6 months ago and the similarities are uncanny....the brainwashing, leader worship, squalor, famine etc.

Interestingly enough, there's only a couple of months between the publication of that book and the founding of DPRK

Hitchens once drew comparisons between the two, actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-Vr_r36Fg

oppenheimer1

While it appears life is pretty grim in North Korea, I wouldn't believe everything I read about it. There is much propaganda about this story, and while North Koreans are only exposed to one side of the story, similarly we are only exposed to the other side.

kincsem

I won't believe it until the North Koreans put a boring full page announcement in the Irish Times.

dfx-

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

bunch of nut jobs
it just shows you how dangerous a sheltered life is

the sound of them is like a pack of wolves

I'd behave like a nut job too if the alternative is a prison camp for three generations of a family.

Doesn't explain why I do anyway, but ho hum..

kincsem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdug6yHJB40

Dotrel

My name is URL wrote: »

Interestingly enough, there's only a couple of months between the publication of that book and the founding of DPRK

Hitchens once drew comparisons between the two, actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-Vr_r36Fg

He got the year of publication wrong, but hey I guess that doesn't suit the story as good.