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Describe a Game in just a few words

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  • 19-12-2011 4:10pm
    #1
    Korvanica
    Registered Users Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭


    Just for the laugh see what you can come up for whatever games you can think of.... Heres a few...

    BF3 - Shoot people, capture point, Move, Shoot people, capture point, Move, Crash a helicopter and kill you team-mates.

    MW3 - Shoot people, Move, Shoot people, Call them FAGS!

    FIFA - Kick a ball, run, kick a ball, run, kick a ball, run, rage-quit when you're losing.

    FORZA - Accellerate, brake, turn, Accellerate, brake, turn, accelerate, break, turn, crash and wreck your steering, crash again.

    SKYRIM - Run, Kill Enemy, Run, Run, Run, Kill Enemy, Run, Run, Run, Attacked by bear, severely injured, kill bear, Get killed by mudcrab.

    GUITAR HERO - Green, Red, Yellow, Green, Red, Yellow, Miss a note, start again.

    Obviously feel free to redo any that have been done already...


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    #2
    richymcdermott
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    Uncharted : no no no No NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ...fewww, shoot , shoot , snap neck , no no no NOOO ...AHHHH!!

    Dark souls: slash slash , WTF!!!, dodge,block ,fall WTF!!!!

    Metal gear : cutscene ............................. Sneak , hide in locker, kiss poster , collect ration, cutscene..................METAL GEAR !!!!! :eek:


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    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Minecraft - Mine, craft.


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    Morpork
    Registered Users Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Morpork


    Street Fighter II - Pick Chun Li, spinning bird kick, pause game, fap, fap, fap.


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    FortuneChip
    Registered Users Posts: 2,769 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    FFXIII - Mommies are brave too. Long hallway. Confusion. Leona Lewis

    Vagrant Story - Green Attack Grid, attack Dummy Head x 20, attack dummy legs x 20. Find next dummy. Attack Dummy head x 20 ad infinitum


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    hooradiation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    All Games - Perform arbitrary tasks for imaginary rewards. Claim it's art.


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    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Max Payne: ..wife.. and baby girl..... :'(. Dive aaaannnnnndddddd bbbaaaaannnnnngggggg bbbbbbaaaaaannnnnnnggggg bbbbbbaaaannnngggg bbbbaaaaaang, land, shoot some more.


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    #8
    Spunge
    Registered Users Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    Eve Online - log in, change skill, log out


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    marco_polo
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 10,079 Mod ✭✭✭✭marco_polo


    Heavy Rain:

    Intro .. Triangle .. square .. circle .. square .. End credits.


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    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    MW3 - ****


    oh wait in few words, sorry

    MW3 - Same ****, different day.

    still not enough?

    MW3 - a game, which not brings anything new to gaming genre, just recycles same ideas, reskins weapons and makes a few generic maps.



    * puts on troll mask and plays the waiting game now, fishing out all the fanboys out in boards.ie


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    CiDeRmAn
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,610 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Rise of the Robots....
    Sh1t Sandwich


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    Mr E
    Registered Users Posts: 55,517 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    ShadowHearth wrote: »
    * puts on troll mask and plays the waiting game now, fishing out all the fanboys out in boards.ie

    Please don't. This thread will be locked so fast if that happens.


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    UnkieKev
    Registered Users Posts: 896 ✭✭✭UnkieKev


    ShadowHearth wrote: »
    MW3 - ****


    oh wait in few words, sorry

    MW3 - Same ****, different day.

    still not enough?

    MW3 - a game, which not brings anything new to gaming genre, just recycles same ideas, reskins weapons and makes a few generic maps.



    * puts on troll mask and plays the waiting game now, fishing out all the fanboys out in boards.ie

    You bitch you did not just go there....

    I kid ;-)

    Pacman: waca waca waca waca, cherry! Waca waca!


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    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Skyrim= Imma go do this quest! 5hrs later..where was I going again?


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    mawk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    wow

    grind grind grind divorce.


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    #16
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Mr E wrote: »
    Please don't. This thread will be locked so fast if that happens.

    sorry, i hoped the rest will understand it. i can delete it if you want.


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    #17
    Korvanica
    Registered Users Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Left 4 Dead: Shoot Zombies, run, get 10 hp healed by idiot teammate, TANK!!!!!!! RUN, shoot!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE !!! RUN !!! Run into witch....


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    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Serious SAM - I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! * press F9


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    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,186 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Freespace 2 - Dive! Dive! Dive!


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    Mr E
    Registered Users Posts: 55,517 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Super Meat Boy: Pittapittapitta... squelch... squelch... SPLAT! Pittapittapitta... squelch... squelch... SPLAT! Pittapittapitta... (repeat 300 times).


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    deathrider
    Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Mortal Kombat- Punch, kick, punch, kick, FINISH HIM!!


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    Boom_Bap
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    Virtual Tennis 4: Ace


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    richymcdermott
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    deathrider wrote: »
    Mortal Kombat- Punch, kick, punch, kick, FINISH HIM!!

    Friendship ?..friendship again


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    o1s1n
    Registered Users Posts: 35,003 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    hooradiation wrote: »
    All Games - Perform arbitrary tasks for imaginary rewards. Claim it's art.

    LSD Dream Emulator on the PS1 - No tasks to perform. No rewards and it was made as a piece of art.


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    #25
    Kiith
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,186 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Would it not be better to describe the game in a few words, and see if someone else can name it? For example...

    Kung fu, snowy day, sailors, unresolved.


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    #26
    hooradiation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    o1s1n wrote: »
    LSD Dream Emulator on the PS1 - No tasks to perform. No rewards and it was made as a piece of art.

    I am aware of that..thing.
    I was, however, talking about games.


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    #27
    hooradiation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    Kiith wrote: »
    Would it not be better to describe the game in a few words, and see if someone else can name it? For example...

    Kung fu, snowy day, sailors, unresolved.

    Shenmue?


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    #28
    darreldinho
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭darreldinho


    Dead Space: Hug the wall, **** your pants, Shoot Enemy..... Repeat for 6 hours.


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    #29
    Glico Man
    Registered Users Posts: 8,280 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Star Fox: Do a barrel roll


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    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,804 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Portal 2 - Use gun to shoot holes in the very fabric of the universe.... Wonder how to get box down from ledge....


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    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    CiDeRmAn wrote: »
    Rise of the Robots....
    Sh1t Sandwich

    One minute of pure lying
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zafl_68PfOo


    Anyways,

    Duke Nukem Forever: "Aw man, can't wait to see what years of development has brought us........heheheh, peeing into a urinal...........heheheh, alien boobs................*cough*.............this............this is kinda boring.............aw, fùck stupid puzzles!..............oh great, I died again. I'll just wait a full minute for the game to load up again so I can die within 10 seconds.......................Ok, got by that fùckin' underwater bit and now to kill this same boss aga..................what?....................that's it!?!..................the game is over!?!.......................oh what the fùck!?!"


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