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Describe a Game in just a few words

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Skyrim: No lollygagging!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    Bubsy 3D - Turn on game , turn off game


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,999 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Ridge Racer Vita: Dee Ell See.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,068 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    Mario Kart - So long suckers, blue shell, finish last.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,405 ✭✭✭gizmo


    Demons Souls: Die, lots. GOTY.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    Advanced Lawnmower Simulator: Vrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    this is a real game, a piss take one though


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,610 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    mawk wrote: »
    wow

    grind grind grind divorce.

    Wow
    Here come the Pandas!
    .
    ..
    ...

    Lets play The Old Republic instead


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭CORaven


    Gears of War - Cover system, shotguns.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Tomb Raider- Bats, boobs, wolves, boobs, huge evil mutant torso... boobs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    deathrider wrote: »
    Tomb Raider- Bats, boobs, wolves, boobs, huge evil mutant torso... boobs!

    Forgot ass and camel toe :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Forgot ass and camel toe :pac:

    ... And more boobs!


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Crysis 1 - your pc sucks muhahahahah


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Dead Space - ****, I've ran out of ammo. Runrunrunrun. Phew I'm safe. Ho****, how in the **** is it in the same room as me? Runrunrunrun.

    Skyrim - Goodbye life - or - shouting at goats/rabbits/chickens is oddly enjoyable.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    stalker
    bleak, lonely, amazing, harsh, beautiful


  • Registered Users Posts: 421 ✭✭dan hibiki


    blops - find a corner. camp for 5 mins. peek out. die.


    the darkness - mike patton wants to eat peoples organs.


    sf3 o.e. - play online. try parry. fail. combo'd. lose.


    mw3 - play campaign. finish it. try online. trade in next day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Crusader Kings - ride all your female courtiers, court is full of coniving bastards, you have been assassinated


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,072 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Parappa the Rapper: Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind...

    Tetris: Dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dundun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

    MW3: !"£%! !"%"!£ !"£$1 LAG! !"$£ £*^%" %$£ YANK!" !"$21 !$%£ Paedophile!"£$"%

    Skyrim: FUS-RO-DAH!!! Ah pretty butterfly GIVE ME YOUR WINGS!!!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,446 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    System Shock 2 - Perfection.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    A good game - not a great game :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,469 ✭✭✭✭GTR63


    Mass Effect- Great Music, Geth, Cover system is odd, Asari, Relax Wrex, fu*k Kaiden, Sex, I have 8 Sniper rifles now, Death, i'm Alive, Miranda, Sex now? No not now wait, Cover now works, New Crew, Garrus thank christ, hate husks and scions, loyalty, Reapers, Tali take off that mask already, but I hate multiplayer bioware.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 621 ✭✭✭dave3004


    Super Mario Kart on the SNES

    Pick Koopa Troopa.

    Get a booster by pressing accelerate after the first red light.

    Meander your way through to the lead and take a sharp left.

    Pick up few coins.

    Go over the question marks…..SH!T - got a banana…….Lay it on the computer trail.

    Another sharp left. Dodge Princess's cupcakes getting thrown at you.

    L1 over the small yellow ramp to pick up another question mark. ACES - Feather.

    Take a tight left, over the ramp and use your feather. Pick up 4 coins while doing so.

    Ensure you make the sharp left over the finish line to complete one lap.

    What track am I on :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,999 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Rayman Origins: Limbless freak saves world.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭Burning Eclipse


    Kiith wrote: »
    Would it not be better to describe the game in a few words, and see if someone else can name it? For example...

    Kung fu, snowy day, sailors, unresolved.

    A much better idea I think :)

    Split Personality "twins".


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Dark Souls:
    Runrunrunrun, no! massive enemy!, backstep backstep, backstep, who put that ledge there? reload. dead. reload. dead. Right - I give up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,999 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Nintendogs: Why don't I have a real dog again?


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    GTA= hooker murdering simulator, with tanks.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    dan hibiki wrote: »
    sf3 o.e. - play online.

    A lot of people never even got to that point...


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,158 ✭✭✭Arawn


    dave3004 wrote: »
    Super Mario Kart on the SNES

    Pick Koopa Troopa.

    Get a booster by pressing accelerate after the first red light.

    Meander your way through to the lead and take a sharp left.

    Pick up few coins.

    Go over the question marks…..SH!T - got a banana…….Lay it on the computer trail.

    Another sharp left. Dodge Princess's cupcakes getting thrown at you.

    L1 over the small yellow ramp to pick up another question mark. ACES - Feather.

    Take a tight left, over the ramp and use your feather. Pick up 4 coins while doing so.

    Ensure you make the sharp left over the finish line to complete one lap.

    What track am I on :P
    Can't think of the map name but the one that looked like it was part of a wooden castle, where if you got the feather you could take a pretty handy shortcut.


    Skyrim. Become and adventurer, take an arrow to the knee, become city guard.

    Asassins Creed. Run jump, asassinate, run away, rinse and repeat for all games in series


  • Registered Users Posts: 529 ✭✭✭passingthrough


    Bioshock - Would you kindly


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Company of Heroes

    Get that MG42 set up!


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