Things you do others could view as psychotic

TeddyTedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I honestly never have even though it would be much more degrading for them. It's just when I'm standing over the bowel I think there is a man counting down and most of the time I time it to perfection. The target will be taunting me and thinking that I'm not going to get it for the 4 seconds and then I the last the piss just explodes towards them

why do you want to stand over anyone's bowels

Mr Benevolent

Define 'psychotic'. You do know it's a psychiatric term, not a media term, right? You're probably thinking of psychopathic or sociopathic.

TeddyTedson

chucken1 wrote: »

Teddy...sweetheart?
You do know the difference between REAL LIFE and AFTER HOURS???

But but, this is AH

Confab wrote: »

Define 'psychotic'. You do know it's a psychiatric term, not a media term, right? You're probably thinking of psychopathic or sociopathic.

Yea I know, I just use the term "psycho" and was more accurately talking about psychopathic behavior.

chucken1

TeddyTedson wrote: »

But but, this is AH

Yea I know, I just use the term "psycho" and was more accurately talking about psychopathic behavior.

"Blasting (imaginary) people with P**S" is not compulsary in real life ...only in AH

PK2008

I have a reputation in and out of work for being a good listener but really when people ask me a question before I answer I always say something like "Ok....what is your opinion on that?" "What would you do in that situation?" "What are your thoughts/views on that".

Then when they start to tell me I start daydreaming, like Homer Simpson- music and everything. Then when they finish talking I say, "Yeh, that sounds like a reasonable way forward, give it a try and let me know how you get on" and the person always goes away delighted with them self.

Everyone loves me, cos they all think I listen/care but I honestly couldn't give a f**k........... my boss says Im senior management material..............

paddy kerins

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
















Any chance I get to use that line, I'll grab it

chucken1

PK2008 wrote: »

I have a reputation in and out of work for being a good listener but really when people ask me a question before I answer I always say something like "Ok....what is your opinion on that?" "What would you do in that situation?" "What are your thoughts/views on that".

Then when they start to tell me I start daydreaming, like Homer Simpson- music and everything. Then when they finish talking I say, "Yeh, that sounds like a reasonable way forward, give it a try and let me know how you get on" and the person always goes away delighted with them self.

Everyone loves me, cos they all think I listen/care but I honestly couldn't give a f**k........... my boss says Im senior management material..............

..or a politician.;)

TeddyTedson

chucken1 wrote: »

"Blasting (imaginary) people with P**S" is not compulsary in real life ...only in AH

Have I finally successfully entered After Hours?

amacca

PK2008 wrote: »

I have a reputation in and out of work for being a good listener but really when people ask me a question before I answer I always say something like "Ok....what is your opinion on that?" "What would you do in that situation?" "What are your thoughts/views on that".

Then when they start to tell me I start daydreaming, like Homer Simpson- music and everything. Then when they finish talking I say, "Yeh, that sounds like a reasonable way forward, give it a try and let me know how you get on" and the person always goes away delighted with them self.

Everyone loves me, cos they all think I listen/care but I honestly couldn't give a f**k........... my boss says Im senior management material..............

I wish I could thank you twice for that.

chucken1

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Have I finally successfully entered After Hours?

I think you've entered the Twilight Zone

Micky Dolenz

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Have I finally successfully entered After Hours?

One never successfully enters AH, AH successfully enters one.

TeddyTedson

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

One never successfully enters AH, AH successfully enters one.

So much sexual inuendo being throw around AH these days:D

stupidusername

I've been here quite a while, and AH hasn't entered me yet.

TeddyTedson

pmcmahon wrote: »

Internet history:

"how could somebody watch such things?! "

Can someone explain this to me, I don't get it

TheBegotten

I occasionally sing to myself (quite loudly) for minutes at a time, the same verse over and over, and don't notice until people tell me (It doesn't help that my voice is disproportionately deep). Also I have arguments in my head, and sometimes lose. I've been forming philosophical theories since the age of three that made me incredibly cynical, to the point of questioning my teacher on the existence of god...in senior infants.

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

So much sexual inuendo being throw around AH these days:D

You must be frustrated Ted, all this attention in AH's

TeddyTedson

hondasam wrote: »

You must be frustrated Ted, all this attention in AH's

What's annoying me most is every time I try to type W@NKS it's getting auto corrected to walks

Millicent

stupidusername wrote: »

I've been here quite a while, and AH hasn't entered me yet.

You'll give AH a complex.

"Have you entered me yet, AH?"

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

What's annoying me most is every time I try to type W@NKS it's getting auto corrected to walks

I also sometimes go to take a piss, and stand over the bowl and imagine I have 5 seconds to piss in the face of someone who has wronged me. I imagine they are taunting me and unless I time it just right a perspex screen will appear and shield them from (and I can't believe I actually have a reason for saying this now) being blasted with my piss.

I have a few more sexual ones that I won't go in to.

I dunno how your mind works but this is fcuked up thinking Ted. Keeping notes, why bother, no one is worth that much effort.

The sexual ones, I can only imagine

stupidusername

Millicent wrote: »

You'll give AH a complex.

"Have you entered me yet, AH?"

I've had too much to drink...just couldn't feel it for a while there

Millicent

stupidusername wrote: »

I've had too much to drink...just couldn't feel it for a while there

In fairness, I'd say you'd need to be shit-faced to let AH enter you. :pac:

stupidusername

Millicent wrote: »

In fairness, I'd say you'd need to be shit-faced to let AH enter you. :pac:

Nah just ever so slightly addicted

TeddyTedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

What's annoying me most is every time I try to type W@NKS it's getting auto corrected to walks

hondasam wrote: »

I dunno how your mind works but this is fcuked up thinking Ted. Keeping notes, why bother, no one is worth that much effort.

The sexual ones, I can only imagine

The third answer down came out completely wrong:rolleyes:

Icyseanfitz

yeah my internet history would probably be seen as....holy fcuk what is that ****

TeddyTedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Can someone explain this to me, I don't get it

Icyseanfitz wrote: »

yeah my internet history would probably be seen as....holy fcuk what is that ****

Oh I do get it. Had a blonde moment there:pac:

chucken1

TeddyTedson wrote: »

The third answer down came out completely wrong:rolleyes:

You dont like all types of music

Thanks. Now Im a stalker

TeddyTedson

chucken1 wrote: »

You dont like all types of music

Thanks. Now Im a stalker

I used the word walks three times in that comment, it was clearly a typo:D

Errr, People don't seem to be sharing in this thread so much, me disappoint.

Oranage2

I'll listen to the same song 20-30 times in a row.

Or i'd watch the same movie 2-3 times in a row if it was really good.

chucken1

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I used the word walks three times in that comment, it was clearly a typo:D

Errr, People don't seem to be sharing in this thread so much, me disappoint.

6 Pages :eek:

Nobody can top your daftness/odd notebook-keeping it seems?

Odd that :pac:

Stake thousands for small % profit.

PseudoFamous

I contemplate death of people I know, but don't know well, and try to work out how I'd react.

TeddyTedson

Oranage2 wrote: »

I'll listen to the same song 20-30 times in a row.

Or i'd watch the same movie 2-3 times in a row if it was really good.

Do you mean literally straight after it finished you'd just watch it again, sometimes twice more:eek:

kraggy

John Doe1 wrote: »

I just murder everyone, crazy right?:)

I thought John Does were usually victims?

Oranage2

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Do you mean literally straight after it finished you'd just watch it again, sometimes twice more:eek:

Haven't done it in awhile but yes - I'd watch a movie usually in the early hours of the morning like 1am, then I'd watch it straight after again once its over and then again if its not too early(late) in the morning. Thinking about it I might watch the same movie again the next night but only once.

As for the song - I must have played Nicola Roberts yoyo song 100s of times now in a row - usually when I'm surfing the net I'll just keep hitting replay/

This does sound crazy alright :eek:

Jesus Wept

TeddyTedson wrote: »

The third answer down came out completely wrong:rolleyes:

What is this?

TeddyTedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

What's annoying me most is every time I try to type W@NKS it's getting auto corrected to walks

TeddyTedson wrote: »

The third answer down came out completely wrong:rolleyes:

The-Rigger wrote: »

What is this?

It's the fifth answer down now

Formspring - is where people can ask you questions, lots of questions :cool: (If that's what you were referring to Rig, I wasn't too sure)

7Sins

I'm convinced that when I go to sleep at night, a tube opens in a secret compartment in my room. I get suctioned off to america, where for 5-6 hrs I conduct various missions for the CIA. My memory is wiped, I'm sent home, wake up next morning none the wiser

Killer Pigeon

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I have a notepad I use for keeping a few notes on people I know, nothing amazing written in it really, just money I'm owed, arguments pending, ways individuals have wronged me and nice things people have done for me too. Just little notes, I'm not writing down full blown profiles about people...yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azyoGhQUOJI

TeddyTedson

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Love the German subtitles on that video. I meant to post this too, I'm surprised we've got so far in without even a reference to it:D:D

dave3004

I do one-man comedy sketches in the shower. These comedy sketches normally have several characters in them.

I act as if I've had a heart attack at random times during the day to see if anyone buys it.

I sing out loud without a care in the world.

I walked around like Stringer Bell (hands crossed behind my back) for a week straight.

Chuck Stone

When I gallop, I mean, run down grassy meadows I imagine I'm a powerfull stallion galloping at high speed.

Like this.

Kovu

Whenever a cashier checks my €50 with a pen, I whisper "It worked" just loud enough for them to hear it.....

stupidusername

dave3004 wrote: »

I walked around like Stringer Bell (hands crossed behind my back) for a week straight.

video it next time.

damn that man is delicious

Killer Pigeon

After watching a documentary on the Holocaust, I started to daydream about how the Nazis could have made mass murder more efficient and quicker.

44leto

My basement and the people chained up in it, people who do not understand art may view me as psychotic.

Killer Pigeon

44leto wrote: »

My basement and the people chained up in it, people who do not understand art may view me as psychotic.

Don't listen to the critics, they're just jealous.

ShadowHearth

I love to drive alone. I hate company in my car, just ****ing hate it.

If cooworker will ask me to drop him off home ( even if it will be just 10m of spot I need to go ) I will find an excuse not to give a lift.

The only one person I like in my car is misses shadowhearth, but even she manages to piss me off, when asking " can I have a smoke in car, please? ".

Geekness1234

Have daydreams of killing people mid conversation.
Ohh dear.

splendid101

I don't want to break up with my girlfriend because I love her and she'd be upset, so I secretly hope she'll die in a horrific accident. When I dry the knives after washing them I contemplate stabbing her if I thought I could get away with it I probably would.

I should probably talk to a psychiatrist.

Kev.OC

splendid101 wrote: »

I don't want to break up with my girlfriend because I love her and she'd be upset, so I secretly hope she'll die in a horrific accident. When I dry the knives after washing them I contemplate stabbing her if I thought I could get away with it I probably would.

I should probably talk to a psychiatrist.

That mightn't be the worst idea in the world...