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A Few For Wednesday

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  • 21-12-2011 12:26pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    40 gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

    St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying.

    'I've got 40 Travellers here. Can I let them in?'

    God says 'We are over quota on Gypo's, go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy; I will let just the dozen in.

    Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.

    They’ve gone, he tells god,

    'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'






    'No, the fookin Gates'.

    ____________________________________________

    Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

    Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.

    They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".

    The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

    So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids".

    This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

    "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

    Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.

    Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

    Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!

    So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.

    "Nuts and Butts" - no way.

    "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.

    "Loons and Moons" - forget it.

    Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

    "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends".

    Everyone loved it

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    40 gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

    St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying.

    'I've got 40 Travellers here. Can I let them in?'

    God says 'We are over quota on Gypo's, go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy; I will let just the dozen in.

    Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.

    They’ve gone, he tells god,

    'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'






    'No, the fookin Gates'.
    ............................................................................................................................
    That was good lol


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