What Is Politics?

Tauriel

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A little boy goes to see his Dad and asks, "Dad, What is politics?"[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]His Dad says: "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."[/FONT]
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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]one's a redhead and one's a blonde. [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]she has any last requests. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Everyone is startled and looks [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]around for cover while she escapes. [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]By now the blonde [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]the executioner asks if she has any last requests. [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''[/FONT]

krd

Politics is showbusiness for ugly people.

Kashkai

"Poli" from the Greek word poly meaning many and "tics" from the Irish word thick meaning useless fecking ar$eholes

Lavezzi

Your second joke fails. Any Country in which there are brunettes, redheads and blondes would never execute three women like that as they are all man-hating, woman-worshipping matriarchies.