Annoying things that YOU do

abouttobebanned

Let's start with the man in the mirror!

When I'm peeling potatoes I peel about two inches two much and end up with a shadow of the potato that I started with.

I leave my bowl in the sink, which is about half a metre from the dish washer.

I sometimes peel my ass cheeks apart before a fart to guarantee maximum effect.

RachaelVO

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I sometimes peel my ass cheeks apart before a fart to guarantee maximum effect.

You really are quiet the charming fellow :pac:

Agricola

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I sometimes peel my ass cheeks apart before a fart to guarantee maximum effect.

What he really means, dirty bastid!

Pherekydes

What about the woman in the mirror?

Me, I crash into the gatepost every time I come home from the pub.

This hurts like fúck, since I'm on foot.

I misplace my glasses, and then spend 15 or 20 minutes running around the house in a panic looking for them, only to find the wife has put them in the drawer with hers.

sebastianlieken

knowingly fart in confined spaces. I regret them. often.

DEFTLEFTHAND

When I shout my accent changes to a real culchie hillbilly tone. I cringe when I hear myself.

Micky Dolenz

Pherekydes wrote: »

I misplace my glasses, and then spend 15 or 20 minutes running around the house in a panic looking for them, only to find the wife has put them in the drawer with hers.

Can I adapt that story and tell it down the pub as my own?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Can I adapt that story and tell it down the pub as my own?

Ha......zing!

stupidusername

i've no idea how i annoy people maybe someone could help me out

phasers

If someone asks me to repeat myself more than once I say no.


By that stage the conversation is ruined anyway so why bother carry on?

Micky Dolenz

phasers wrote: »

If someone asks me to repeat myself more than once I say no.


By that stage the conversation is ruined anyway so why bother carry on?

In before

Excuse me? :P

brummytom

I greet people by calling them a cunt or sticking my fingers up at them. Some people have a problem with this.

Chuck Stone

Curse too much.
Procrastinate.
Over analyse things unnecessarily.
Not punctual.

Chuck Stone

brummytom wrote: »

I greet people by calling them a cunt or sticking my fingers up at them. Some people have a problem with this.

Stupid cunts. Never mind them. :rolleyes:

Saila

thread title was so ripe for yore ma comment :mad:

Captain_Generic

phasers wrote: »

If someone asks me to repeat myself more than once I say no.


By that stage the conversation is ruined anyway so why bother carry on?

I have a habit of re-phrasing my original sentence when repeating it, much to the confusion of the people who heard it first time around.

Its especially bad with jokes when I've thought of a better punchline

Sunnyisland

stupidusername wrote: »

i've no idea how i annoy people maybe someone could help me out

Reread all your posts that might help

RichieC

I panic in small talk situations. I'll be single for the rest of my life because of it

stupidusername

realies wrote: »

Reread all your posts that might help

What good would that do? I wrote them all, so I know what I've said.

DEFTLEFTHAND

RichieC wrote: »

I panic in small talk situations. I'll be single for the rest of my life because of it

Just mention the weather and you'll be fine.

CaoimH_in

RichieC wrote: »

I panic in small talk situations. I'll be single for the rest of my life because of it

Shouldn't care if you don't get them if the arsehole requires small talk in their life. :P

RichieC

CaoimH_in wrote: »

RichieC wrote: »

I panic in small talk situations. I'll be single for the rest of my life because of it

Shouldn't care if you don't get them if the arsehole requires small talk in their life. :P

chat ups are impossible... even when they initiate... anyway this aint PI.. I'll spare ye all the sobs

stupidusername

RichieC wrote: »

chat ups are impossible... even when they initiate... anyway this aint PI.. I'll spare ye all the sobs

do what i do - develop a hatred for small talk, and never feel the need to do it again

Micky Dolenz

I love small talk,

Damn, thats my annoying thing, ain't it?

stupidusername

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I love small talk,

Damn, thats my annoying thing, ain't it?

:mad: yep

RichieC

I need a life coach who wears american flag pants tbf

hondasam

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I love small talk,

Damn, thats my annoying thing, ain't it?

Snap.

KERSPLAT!

I overthink alot, took me 15 mins to write this

I like to burn things.

R.D. aka MR.D

i tell people honestly if i don't like what they are wearing

i'm very impatient with incompetence

i'm extremely sarcastic

i get up and leave the room if some one is eating too loud

i'm very grumpy in the morning

i kind of flip out if some one starts telling me a story they have already told me (when sober, we all do it drunk!!!)

I can't think of anymore right now but there are plenty!!!

hondasam

stupidusername wrote: »

do what i do - develop a hatred for small talk, and never feel the need to do it again

LOL went out for breakfast one morning last week, no tables, shared with a man who was sitting alone, had a great conversation with him, I would talk to anyone.I love small talk.

stupidusername

hondasam wrote: »

LOL went out for breakfast one morning last week, no tables, shared with a man who was sitting alone, had a great conversation with him, I would talk to anyone.I love small talk.

Good for you, must make things quite easy for you. I hate the awkward feeling of people talking simply because they have to, so I don't bother.

How Soon Is Now

I come up with the perfect argument or thing to say after its all happend!!!

Really ****ing annoys me.

Also i tend to read threads on here that piss me off cause full of people talking pure ****e and i want to jump in and tell them what i think of them but i cant......... If i had of just not opened the thread.......

Also i have a habit of when im bored at night going threw facebook pages of people i no longer talk to or ex s or some similar ****e. Makes me feel bitter afterwards :pac:

Seren_

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Curse too much.
Procrastinate.
Over analyse things unnecessarily.
Not punctual.

All of these too. Being late for everything is probably the most annoying for everyone else though.

efb

i have fcuk all people skills. I like it that way.

Vanbis

I always say i'll call and never do...ever.

jammstarr

Moan.
Pick nose and flick.

Oscars Well.

brummytom wrote: »

I greet people by calling them a cunt or sticking my fingers up at them. Some people have a problem with this.

Ha! I do the same

Eric Cartman

i wont answer the phone if i in any way think somebody is annoyed , they can either be angry by text or not at all, really pisses off those types who love to have a good shout at ye. Also wont answer blocked numbers.

I make really racist comments when somebody brings somebody new along to my group of friends, I just like seeing how offended I can make people in short spaces of time.

If im driving at night and Im going through an estate / down a road with new-ish speed ramps I slow right down, open all the windows and turn my music up the full way just to piss off the people for delaying me.

I make really bad puns all the time

hondasam

stupidusername wrote: »

Good for you, must make things quite easy for you. I hate the awkward feeling of people talking simply because they have to, so I don't bother.

Do you not find sitting in silence more awkward? I can sit and not talk if I want to but I would always find something to talk about.

stupidusername

hondasam wrote: »

Do you not find sitting in silence more awkward? I can sit and not talk if I want to but I would always find something to talk about.

nope. i only find it awkward when the other person is awkward. but sitting with who? i'm talking about strangers like.

Shane-KornSpace

pick my nose, nails, crack my fingers, my back, my knees, neck and feet.

im a prick

Abi

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I sometimes peel my ass cheeks apart before a fart to guarantee maximum effect.

That doesn't make it better lad, you're ruining the fart!


The cheeks gives the funny sound effect as the poison gas passes. if you spread 'em then it's just a silent fart. Two elements required for a great fart is the sound, and its potency. Has to sound funny and clear the fuckin' room :pac:

Micky Dolenz

Oh, I've thought of another.
It can be right annoying and confusing when I borrow avatars.

hondasam

stupidusername wrote: »

nope. i only find it awkward when the other person is awkward. but sitting with who? i'm talking about strangers like.

If someone starts chatting it will not be awkward, sitting with anyone.

Latchy

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Oh, I've thought of another.
It can be right annoying and confusing when I borrow avatars.

Abi ...you've got the drummer of the Monkees username .How cool is that ?

stupidusername

hondasam wrote: »

If someone starts chatting it will not be awkward, sitting with anyone.

well i find that as awkward. i don't see the point in making conversation for the sake of it.

Pherekydes

RichieC wrote: »

I panic in small talk situations. I'll be single for the rest of my life because of it

Skip the small talk; go straight for, "How many kids do you want?"

cocoshovel

Im just a cúnt :cool:

superstoner90

I have a very bad habit of posting stupid videos to boards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAvLlPCbyQQ

Maedbhish

I'd say basically everything I do is annoying, but to me, I'm amazing. :P