Women not up for going the whole way

DCUlad

Ok it seems like we've finally cracked it! after all it was so simple

WOMEN ARE CNUNTS

DCUlad

DCUlad wrote: »

Why aren't Irish women kinky enough or where are these kinky Irish women?

LOL
because having sex is "kinky"
maybe that's your first problem

doovdela wrote: »

Guys just see sex as sex but girls see it as an emotional connection so deal with that.

please do not go down this road of horsecrap
SOME girls see it as an emotional connection. SOME guys see it as an emotional connection.
some people of either gender just see it as sex.
some people of either gender realise it depends on context whether it's just fcuking or an emotional connection.

Everyone is different

yes.

Scanlas The 2nd

http://www.rsdnation.com/ozzie/blog/why-you-get-rejected-two-never-seen-infield-videos-inside

For you OP

44leto

Will the Op ever lose his virginity.

Stick in there you will eventually meet someone desperate enough.

Ellis Dee

DCUlad wrote: »

Ok it seems like we've finally cracked it! after all it was so simple

WOMEN ARE CNUNTS

I think you are exaggerating somewhat. However, a gay friend of mine in London once defined a woman as "a life support system for a cnut". :):)

Frank Black

DCUlad wrote: »

Maybe its the catholic church inside us, but I've noticed not many women want to go the full way particularly on the 1st night.

Maybe?

No question about it.
It's definitely the Catholic Church.



Definitely.

Icepick

You expect anal on the first date?

stupidusername

black francis wrote: »

Maybe?

No question about it.
It's definitely the Catholic Church.



Definitely.

I have my parish priest visit me every sunday after mass for a chat, and ya know, to make sure i'm still a virgin. he makes sure I'm pure and ready for marriage.

charlemont

There's a girl I know for well over a year now and since November she's been hanging around me like a fly out of ****, So I told her I liked her and asked her out and almost immediately she texted me back and said "Sure why not". So we arranged to meet tonight and then today I got the most useless excuse I'v heard from a girl yet "I won't be able to meet tonight, I'v presents to get and I'v to wrap them"!!! FFS Why bother replying to me in the first ****en place then you stupid cow, This type of **** really takes the piss.

44leto

black francis wrote: »

Maybe?

No question about it.
It's definitely the Catholic Church.



Definitely.

I agree I am a very hansome and delusional man and some Irish and err foreign women have somehow resisted putting it out on first meets.

Fecken religion. Thank god I am an atheist.

mattjack

charlemont wrote: »

There's a girl I know for well over a year now and since November she's been hanging around me like a fly out of ****, So I told her I liked her and asked her out and almost immediately she texted me back and said "Sure why not". So we arranged to meet tonight and then today I got the most useless excuse I'v heard from a girl yet "I won't be able to meet tonight, I'v presents to get and I'v to wrap them"!!! FFS Why bother replying to me in the first ****en place then you stupid cow, This type of **** really takes the piss.

She may have just saw your 2538 previous posts in Boards .

Samich

Sure whenever you're mad for the ride, just beat one out.

Tell me a woman you'd like to hump after giving yourself the ol' hand shanday.

Samich

charlemont wrote: »

There's a girl I know for well over a year now and since November she's been hanging around me like a fly out of ****,

When do flies hang around people after coming out of poo?

44leto

LOL
This thread is gas,

Beat one out is great advice,

charlemont

mattjack wrote: »

She may have just saw your 2538 previous posts in Boards .

My ex is on this alright and I got a bollocking off her over stuff I posted about her on the Crazy Ex's thread...

Abi

charlemont wrote: »

There's a girl I know for well over a year now and since November she's been hanging around me like a fly out of ****, So I told her I liked her and asked her out and almost immediately she texted me back and said "Sure why not". So we arranged to meet tonight and then today I got the most useless excuse I'v heard from a girl yet "I won't be able to meet tonight, I'v presents to get and I'v to wrap them"!!! FFS Why bother replying to me in the first ****en place then you stupid cow, This type of **** really takes the piss.

Aw Charlemont, you're over reacting! I think that what she said is very plausible. Tbh, people are going round like headless chickens trying to get the last of the Christmas stuff done. give her the benefit of the doubt, and try for after Christmas

Larianne

Abi wrote: »

Aw Charlemont, you're over reacting! I think that what she said is very plausible. Tbh, people are going round like headless chickens trying to get the last of the Christmas stuff done. give her the benefit of the doubt, and try for after Christmas

I thought he was joking.

mattjack

charlemont wrote: »

My ex is on this alright and I got a bollocking off her over stuff I posted about her on the Crazy Ex's thread...

School boy "blast with piss" " yore ma " error.....her name or pics gtfo.

Abi

Larianne wrote: »

I thought he was joking.

No. Well I don't think so. He posted the other evening saying he'd a date for tonight. Lewks like it fell through =/

charlemont

Abi wrote: »

Aw Charlemont, you're over reacting! I think that what she said is very plausible. Tbh, people are going round like headless chickens trying to get the last of the Christmas stuff done. give her the benefit of the doubt, and try for after Christmas

I'll take your advice so, Thanks. Overreacting is one of my faults so I had to laugh when I saw you wrote that.

Larianne

charlemont wrote: »

I'll take your advice so, Thanks. Overreacting is one of my faults so I had to laugh when I saw you wrote that.

Aw, sounds like a proper excuse to me too.

charlemont

mattjack wrote: »

School boy "blast with piss" " yore ma " error.....her name or pics gtfo.

I'll say nothing as she only has like 3 posts on here but I'm sure she only got an account to snoop on me, Ha, as I got a text from her about how I do be sticking up for foreigners on my posts. I'd really love to put up a picture but she would kill me.

DCUlad

Where is the easiest sex found??

Coppers obviously, where else? Need more slutty nightclubs than ban respectable people, people in relationships, people over 30, people under 20, sober people and stuck up bitches (only a nuisance to us)

Larianne

DCUlad wrote: »

Where is the easiest sex found??

Coppers obviously, where else? Need more slutty nightclubs than ban respectable people, people in relationships, people over 30, people under 20, sober people and stuck up bitches (only a nuisance to us)

One day it'll happen. Stop being so desperate about it.

TheBody

Hey op, have you any road frontage?

jaffacakesyum

DCUlad wrote: »

Where is the easiest sex found??

Coppers obviously, where else? Need more slutty nightclubs than ban respectable people, people in relationships, people over 30, people under 20, sober people and stuck up bitches (only a nuisance to us)

Maybe if you stop acting so desperate you will get more pussy

Just relax a bit. Let the ladies come to you

Was only talking to my friend the other day about how SOME Irish guys are so desperate when it comes to chatting up women. yis just need to be a bit more laid back about it!

Abi

charlemont wrote: »

I'll take your advice so, Thanks. Overreacting is one of my faults so I had to laugh when I saw you wrote that.

I'm here all night :pac:


Serious note, I've no reason to make excuses for the girl, so I'd tell you straight up. I think it's just because you've been looking forward to it, and feel a bit let down. Around Christmas isn't the best timing tbh, I'm still trying to get last minute stuff done myself.


have you even replied to her yet? If so, I hope you didnt sound pissed off >.<

DCUlad

Larianne wrote: »

One day it'll happen. Stop being so desperate about it.

so.....I suppose the Ride's out of the question?

scudzilla

DCUlad wrote: »

Maybe its the catholic church inside us, but I've noticed not many women want to go the full way particularly on the 1st night.

Today I ask why? Are they afraid of being called easy or something similar?

What frustrates me the most is a girl you meet in a club, could spend the whole night chatting/dancing/whatever but when it comes to it, they choose to go home.

Why aren't Irish women kinky enough or where are these kinky Irish women?

A guy with any amount of cop on will know within the first 5 mins of talking to her if he's gonna get his hole or not

DCUlad

TheBody wrote: »

Hey op, have you any road frontage?

RIDE??

Larianne

DCUlad wrote: »

so.....I suppose the Ride's out of the question?

Ew, no. You go to DCU.

Johro

Lauryn Hill says it pretty well:

The second verse is dedicated to the men
More concerned with his rims and his Tims than his women
Him and his men come in the club like hooligans
Don't care who they offend popping yang like you got yen
Let's not pretend, they wanna pack pistol by they waist men
Crystal by the case men, still in they mother's basement
The pretty face men, claiming that they did a bid men
Need to take care of their three and four kids then
They facing a court case when the child's support late
Money taking, heart breaking now you wonder why women hate men
The sneaky silent men, the punk domestic violence men
The quick to shoot the semen stop acting like boys and be men
How you gon' win when you ain't right within
How you gon' win when you ain't right within
How you gon' win when you ain't right within

DCUlad

Larianne wrote: »

Ew, no. You go to DCU.

Or do I? muuhahahaha

mattjack

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056493371 this is probally why you're not getting any....

migozarad

For any budding misognyst,rohypnol is yer only man

migozarad

For any burgeoning misognyst,rohypnol is yer only man or maybe a night spent with a lady of ill-repute

Johro

migozarad wrote: »

For any budding misognyst,rohypnol is yer only man

I think the word you're looking for there is rapist.

DCUlad

Johro wrote: »

I think the word you're looking for there is rapist.

who asked you to comment? get off my thread !!!

Samich

What's the difference between DCU and UCD. They have the exact same words in them!! Could have called one or the other something else.

charlemont

Abi wrote: »

I'm here all night :pac:


Serious note, I've no reason to make excuses for the girl, so I'd tell you straight up. I think it's just because you've been looking forward to it, and feel a bit let down. Around Christmas isn't the best timing tbh, I'm still trying to get last minute stuff done myself.


have you even replied to her yet? If so, I hope you didnt sound pissed off >.<

Thanks, Yes I replied I just said it was no problem and that I hope she has a good Xmas and she replied the same. Sure I'll see what happens when I get back after Stephens Day..

Bad Panda

Maybe they find you to be a bit of a nuisance...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056493379

Johro

DCUlad wrote: »

who asked you to comment? get off my thread !!!

Was I talking to you? Get your own public forum.

DCUlad

Samich wrote: »

What's the difference between DCU and UCD. They have the exact same words in them!! Could have called one or the other something else.

Well you sound a real bright spark anyway....NUMPTY

DCUlad

Johro wrote: »

Was I talking to you? Get your own public forum.

Can someone get this clown off my forum!

mattjack

DCUlad wrote: »

Well you sound a real bright spark anyway....NUMPTY

Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Johro

Irony.

DCUlad

Johro wrote: »

Irony.

you'll find yourself tied to a tree in Sixmilebrigde !

Johro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6QKqFPRZSA

IcedOut

DCUlad wrote: »

Maybe its the catholic church inside us, but I've noticed not many women want to go the full way particularly on the 1st night.

Today I ask why? Are they afraid of being called easy or something similar?

What frustrates me the most is a girl you meet in a club, could spend the whole night chatting/dancing/whatever but when it comes to it, they choose to go home.

Why aren't Irish women kinky enough or where are these kinky Irish women?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056493371

Thats why.

Abi

Larianne wrote: »

Ew, no. You go to DCU.

Had to laugh at that Lars

charlemont wrote: »

Thanks, Yes I replied I just said it was no problem and that I hope she has a good Xmas and she replied the same. Sure I'll see what happens when I get back after Stephens Day..

Phew, you avoided a slating then (:

Think the way I'd tackle this is, if I were you of course, wait till January, and she's prolly got another pay packet under her belt. I know I wouldn't agree to a meet until the financial christmas rape to the wallet is over before I'd go anywhere with a lad on a first proper date.

I'll sherrup now :pac: