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  • 24-12-2011 12:45am
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    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭


    Paddy english man paddy irish man and paddy scots man walk into a welsh bar .they all ask for the same drink ,a pint bottle of guiness.the barman was confused and said we only sell it on draught. So they had bulmers instead.


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    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    You appear to be lost. This is the humour forum.


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    #3
    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    Have you ever seen stevie wonders house ? Its supposed to be beautiful


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    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    Why cant steven hawkings dance ? .. because he has motor neurone dusease


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    MrJoeSoap
    Registered Users Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Don't give up the day job.


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    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    Doctor doctor i feel sore all over espically when my mother in law is in d house ! Is there anything u can do for me ? .. the doctor replies .. yes we will start with bloods n run a serious of tests


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    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 28,215 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.


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    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    A priest a nun and a bishop were driving through the desert when they suddenly came to a stop . The bishop was the first to speak n asked the priest wat seems to be the problem, the priest slowly looked over his shouoder n said we are out of petrol


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    red sean
    Registered Users Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭red sean


    ^^^^:confused:^^^^


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    #10
    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    red sean wrote: »
    ^^^^:confused:^^^^
    An irish man walks out of a bar


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    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    Did you hear about the two black men who crashed a ferari ? It was an awful tragedy ...they were my friends


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    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    A black man white man and an arab were all waiting for a bus .it was 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences


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    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    Ahhh you got to hand it to midgets
    cause sometimes they can't reach


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    #14
    byrner88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭byrner88


    Jaysus they are brutal jokes


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    Ave Sodalis
    Registered Users Posts: 7,553 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    Yeay for anti-jokes! :D


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    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    braintoxic wrote: »
    A black man white man and an arab were all waiting for a bus .it was 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences

    The tide in the gene pool is low today.


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    EGAR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    Toxic Brain -> Nomen est omen.


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    KK4SAM
    Registered Users Posts: 735 ✭✭✭KK4SAM


    Some All of my cracker joke are better than these. :P:P:P:P:P


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    #19
    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    What did the football player say to the blond before getting into bed ? .. get into bed


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    #20
    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    A blond was speaking with a guy she worked with,she spoke up for herself and said " listen here now i want a straight YES or NO answer!!! WHY DO U ALWAYS TELL BLOND JOKES


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    C0SM0
    Registered Users Posts: 104 ✭✭C0SM0


    What do you call a cat in a pharmacy?

    Puss in Boots.


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    TheBegotten
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    What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It was hit by a van whose driver didn't even bother to slow down and was crushed into a pulp by the passage of tyres while nobody gave a fook. :eek:


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    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    TheBegotten wrote: »
    What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It was hit by a van whose driver didn't even bother to slow down and was crushed into a pulp by the passage of tyres while nobody gave a fook. :eek:
    bravo


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    #24
    braintoxic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭braintoxic


    Dud you hear about the three spanish guys who couldnt afford tickets to fly to ireland ..they stayed at home


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