Work xmas party horror stories

Kimia

Was working in a pub during my college days and we had a work night out where we all god absolutely sh*t faced. I with the booze in me start thinking I'm Beyonce and do my moves on the dance floor only to be escorted off because I was holding a glass of rum & coke over my head and apparently it was against the rules, buzz kill.

Then ended up kissing this guy of about 18 (oh the shame) who I worked with whos mam owned the bar and who was there.

I'm sure there must be some funny stories out there so share!

mathepac

Kimia wrote: »

.... I'm sure there must be some funny stories out there so share!

I'm sure there must be like, loads. Why not start with your "funny incident"?

Brendog

was at my xmas work party and i kissed a female colleague that I've liked for ages. Everyone cheered and I think Ricky Gervais took credit for it.....

InkSlinger67

Brendog wrote: »

....and I think Ricky Gervais took credit for it.....

Did he do a stupid dance afterwards by any chance?

Senna

We haven't had a proper staff party since the year the boss got drunk and insulted a girl who then left the job over it. In fairness the insults were very funny and she was just a stuck up bitch, everyone else gave as good as they got but some people have no sense of humour.

Kimia

Senna wrote: »

We haven't had a proper staff party since the year the boss got drunk and insulted a girl who then left the job over it. In fairness the insults were very funny and she was just a stuck up bitch, everyone else gave as good as they got but some people have no sense of humour.

What did he say to her?

amacca

Kimia wrote: »

What did he say to her?

Darling...I find the thought of spending time with you about as appealing as that of being forced to hack my own genitals off with a blunt spoon!

it was probably that or

you sir are a minger!


I cant remember fully what happened at my Christmas party...........I made some sort of drunken shambles of an approach towards a girl I like in work....I dont think she was too into it (I cant say I blame her - despite not being able to remember what I done...I'm sure it was probably about as attractive as roadkill)

Nforce

Going back a few years now...but at a dinner dance the MD was spiked with laxatives and viagra. I'm sure his wife was highly amused in their hotel bed that night!

Kasabian

Nforce wrote: »

Going back a few years now...but at a dinner dance the MD was spiked with laxatives and viagra. I'm sure his wife was highly amused in their hotel bed that night!

.

Hmmmm

Cantona's Collars

Nforce wrote: »

Going back a few years now...but at a dinner dance the MD was spiked with laxatives and viagra. I'm sure his wife was highly amused in their hotel bed that night!

White stuff for coming,brown for going.

mattjack

Wasn't really a horror story...lots of drunken merriment led to four arrests.One for pissing in the street,one for racism ...don't ask ..I dont know ,two for trying to rescue him for the Gardai ..they deserved to be arrested.I myself woke up on a bus in Drogheda, again don't ask ..I don't know...

Kimia

I heard one, an urban legend i think, where a guy woke up in a trolley (trolly?) in tescos carpark wearing a kids munster jersey. I loled.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I was making rather merry one Christmas Eve in a drinking establishment and was asked to leave the premises. I'm usually not one for trouble so it was quite the embarrassment for a man of my social standing in town.

CarMe

The CEO's daughter was doing work experience in our company, I got drunk on a night out and told her he's a ride and that I've hung up on him when he asked me to do something I wasn't sure of

Kimia

CarMe wrote: »

The CEO's daughter was doing work experience in our company, I got drunk on a night out and told her he's a ride and that I've hung up on him when he asked me to do something I wasn't sure of

Confused about genders!

Kevin Duffy

I used to work with a guy who was an Aikido expert and prone to paranoid fits. He proved what a bad combination that was when he opted, for no reason, with no warning and no prior contact, to throw me over a table. Still, I won a tin of biscuits in the raffle and went home with a very hawt colleague, so the horror was short lived.

CarMe

Kimia wrote: »

CarMe wrote: »

The CEO's daughter was doing work experience in our company, I got drunk on a night out and told her he's a ride and that I've hung up on him when he asked me to do something I wasn't sure of

Confused about genders!

Told her that her dad is a ride

Kevin Duffy

CarMe wrote: »

The CEO's daughter was doing work experience in our company, I got drunk on a night out and told her he's a ride and that I've hung up on him when he asked me to do something I wasn't sure of

Kimia wrote: »

Confused about genders!

I'm gonna guess that CarMe is female. Am I right? What do I win?

mattjack

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I'm gonna guess that CarMe is female. Am I right? What do I win?

a table and some biscuits

Kevin Duffy

mattjack wrote: »

a table and some biscuits

If they're the same ones from my story, I'll pass, thanks. If you have my hawt former colleague as a third prize, I'll take her instead.

mattjack

CarMe wrote: »

Told her that her dad is a ride

If you played things right, you coulda ended up being being her stepmother .

TheUsual

mattjack wrote: »

If you played things right, you coulda ended up being being her stepmother .

Could get a sex-change and be both her step-mother and step-father.

Wait, I think I've hurt my brain ...

3ndahalfof6

nothing much I killed 4 people under a table who were already dead, ate a tin of biscuits to replenish the system, to prepare me for my next mission, killing a ryde.