Santa is approaching... Ireland

later12

I presume Ireland is next.
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/

So nervous right now.

I'm going to capture him and sell him on ebay.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

No hes not

later12

I don't think NORAD makes mistakes tbh.

Kevin Duffy

I'm sick of this ****ing fiction we're all expected to join in on and I've had enough.....the United Kingdom doesn't exist!

chin_grin

Ah no wonder we grow up cynical b*stards (well I do). Being lied to repeatedly by older generations. Constantly.

later12

Ah yes, Santa, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny.

Persecution, really.

Doc Ruby

later10 wrote: »

I'm going to capture him and sell him on ebay.

I'll give you three camels for the gift bearer, and a barrel of dried figs borrowed from the Sultan's own hareem garden.

Kevin Duffy

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I'm sick of this ****ing fiction we're all expected to join in on and I've had enough.....the United Kingdom doesn't exist!

KeithAFC won't be happy!

Amirani

Hope they shoot him down. Sick of bloody terrorist types coming into our airspace as they like.

chin_grin

later10 wrote: »

Ah yes, Santa, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny.

Persecution, really.

Religion too. <opens can>

later12

chin_grin wrote: »

Religion too. <opens can>

/takes can

you're supposed to know enough to grow out of it

/passes can around

amacachi

later10 wrote: »

/takes can

you're supposed to know enough to grow out of it

/passes can around

Religion or the Easter Bunny.


I'm staying up for Santa anyway, ask where the Hotwheels I asked for when I was 13 are.

My name is URL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=051upiIerlA

chin_grin

later10 wrote: »

/takes can

you're supposed to know enough to grow out of it

/passes can around

Nah. It's convenience. We're lied to by the older generation constantly. Therefore we in turn, turn in to liars as we like to live in a veiled world.

Jaysus what's in this drink!

My name is URL wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=051upiIerlA

Hahahaha! Brilliant! Did anyone else notice the "obey" flash up at the end of that?

ThePower11

Bleedin foreigners

KizzyMonster

Cork???
Santa went to focking CORK???!

Saila

cark right about..............now

later12

http://i43.tinypic.com/xcrlg4.png

Approaching Cork.

Brace yourselves.

KizzyMonster

It's ok, he got away safely!
Approaching the fair city now

Samich

The fat bastard isn't making it easy on himself, going to cork and then dublin.

Better have low emissions too, the fat bastard.

later12

/prepares snare

chin_grin

Even if in jest. This thread is scary.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'll inform the Air Corps.

Doc Ruby

later10 wrote: »

/prepares snare

Four camels.

Hups typing in the wrong window, carry on.

Kevin Duffy

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I'll inform the Air Corps.

He's on Christmas leave.

later12

My NORAD went off.

Shot down over Limerick, I'm guessing.

mahamageehad

hitting dublin now peeps! :P

TheMilkyPirate

Has just left dublin, Reports say minus two reindeer.

Grindylow

I heard he hit the Spire, fell onto O'Connell Street and was mugged by one of the cast of Tallafornia.

Shame

Yakult

Has he gone over the middle east yet? If so, I'm amazed he wasn't shot down.

later12

Is the bollox only doing major cities or what?

Sitting room as bare as Barbie's arse here.

chin_grin

later10 wrote: »

Is the bollox only doing major cities or what?

Sitting room as bare as Barbie's arse here.

Have your parents been floating about sighing and looking at their watches?

JONJO THE MISER

**** i missed him he is in scotland now.

JONJO THE MISER

nesxt stop iceland the green land i presume then oto the yanks:D

My name is URL

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

nesxt stop iceland the green land i presume then oto the yanks:D

Michael O'Leary is the flight director

The Scientician

All the insomniac 8 year olds are crying into their Ovaltine.

cruizer101

next stp shannon 7 minutes away :):)

aligator_am

NiallSparky wrote: »

Hope they shoot him down. Sick of bloody terrorist types coming into our airspace as they like.

If he makes a pit stop in Shannon he'll likely end up on one of those rendition flights, to the Curragh or some such hell hole.

johnners2981

So he was in Cork and Dublin then flies to Iceland and now he's on his way back to Shannon, Santa you crazy

cruizer101

The feckin eejit's gone iceland-shannon-azores me thinks rudolph's been at the drink

pathway33

johnners2981 wrote: »

So he was in Cork and Dublin then flies to Iceland and now he's on his way back to Shannon, Santa you crazy

We're probably the only country he called to twice. Come on Ireland!

axle108

The fat b**t*rd drank eight beers here, hmmm gears o war 3, might see if this works alright:P.

tayto lover

Oh sweet Jesus CRASH, bad one, blood everywhere.
Christmas is cancelled.

deirdre_dub

It's official - he visited Dublin. Damn - I could have seen him from my apartment if I had known in time!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFf9X9gFoMA

Rolli

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I'm sick of this ****ing fiction we're all expected to join in on and I've had enough.....the United Kingdom doesn't exist!

Pretty sure it does...

G.muny

That ****er has owed me a bike for 15 years!

tayto lover

G.muny wrote: »

That ****er has owed me a bike for 15 years!

Yes. And who's going to fix my roof? He knocked off three slates.

SeaFields

Showed my nephew this last night. Was showing him that santa was only a few hours away at the time....he was delighted.

Then....

He went into hysterics crying.

Santa told him the day before (when he went to see him in local shopping centre) that if he wasn't in bed early, there'd be no presents. He said santa was so close he'd never be asleep on time.


Wont be showing him the santa tracker next year


The joys of childhood innocence.