Can you dance?

Chuck Stone

Okay Ah'ers another survey type question for y'all.

As the title says - can you dance?

Now I don't mean spazzing when music comes on - can you actually dance in tune to the beat?

mattjack

Like a cow stuck in a bog.

hondasam

I do a good lap dance for the right price.

some random drunk

Nope. Can't dance at all. I generally overcome this by drinking to the extent where I'm less self conscious and also only dancing when the dance floor is so crowded no one will notice me.

Ghandee

No, absolutely not.

No rhythm, no time, and look like an epileptic pig when trying to dance, so I can normally be found at the bar, looking at the dancing fools!

the groutch

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Okay Ah'ers another survey type question for y'all.

As the title says - can you dance?

Now I don't mean spazzing when music comes on - can you actually dance in tune to the beat?

is that not what all dancing is? spazzing to music.

Chuck Stone

I was into the house music scene back in the day and was just listening to some of the old tunes and it reminded me of the clubbin with the dancing for hours until you were wet from sweat.

Spunge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4t--lKlPBc

mattjack

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I was into the house music scene back in the day and was just listening to some of the old tunes and it reminded me of the clubbin with the dancing for hours until you were wet from sweat.

Is that all thats wrong with you ? I thought you might have got a date from a lap dancer or something

Sunnyisland

No cant dance, cant sing but I have gone a long way.

44leto

Sure I can

But every time I do it rains.

Its really better for us all that I don't,

Kevin Duffy

I can waltz, cha-cha and jive thanks to being tricked/nagged into taking lessons by an ex. In fairness, I owe her one (more) since it pays off bigtime, especially with bridesmaids.

Chuck Stone

mattjack wrote: »

Is that all thats wrong with you ? I thought you might have got a date from a lap dancer or something

Lots of things wrong with me but I ain't never not put money in a girl's pocket to do sexy stuff for me.

W.Shakes-Beer

Hell no, I have timing but don't have moves to go with them.

I nearly get more craic out of dancing like a gombeen anyway.

ItsAWindUp

I've been compared to Bez.

irelandspurs

I dance like mr bean on ecstasy.:eek:

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'm 6'2'' and 19 1/2 stone - I'm about as graceful as the 9/11 attacks.

Paparazzo

No. And I fùcking hate dancing.

i used to do ballroom dancing

i took a swing dancing class before as well
was great, would have kept that one up if i had time

Kevin Duffy

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I can waltz, cha-cha and jive

bluewolf wrote: »

i used to do ballroom dancing

i took a swing dancing class before as well
was great, would have kept that one up if i had time

My Dear, care to dance? :cool:

Biggins

A little bit. Had some training.

Chuck Stone

Biggins wrote: »

A little bit. Had some training.

Expand Sir.

Just enjoying this tune/vid

CleanYerPlate

I'm out on the dancefloor giving it socks and I think I'm the bees knees but in actual fact I'm the most uncoordinated, talentless dancer that ever roamed the earth. This video pretty much sums it up:

don ramo

we can dance if we want to,

now everyone look at your pants

Agricola

Kai Billions Twin wrote: »

I'm 6'2'' and 19 1/2 stone - I'm about as graceful as the 9/11 attacks.

Lose some weight fatty!

Shryke

Not to save my life but I plan on getting lessons in the next year. I love dancing, I just look stupid.

wolf moon

Chuck Stone wrote: »

As the title says - can you dance?

No I can't and I don't even see any point in it...

biko

Sure, I'm an excellent dancer after a few jars if I may say so myself.

acer911

Yes

bnt

the groutch wrote: »

is that not what all dancing is? spazzing to music.

No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOBdQykKQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6--WBPBHo

aujopimur

I can do the pointy dance.

PK2008

Stack the shelves, the lawnmower, carry the shopping........I know them all

Snowie

Play that funky music white boy

astonaidan

I sure can, Imagine footloose and youve got it, for some reason gay lads take it that im gay when i go doing it with girls though, I do however really hate the jumping around ****e in nightclubs

stupidusername

yep can do. it's not exactly hard. don't understand how a person can have no rhythm tbh.

7Sins

No and proud of it.

Wertz

Big fish little fish cardboard box

the groutch

I can dance if I want to
Leave my friends behind
Cos if I wanna dance, and my friends don't dance
Then they're no friends of mine

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXs_Cyrb3NQ

GLaDOS

I can do a mean apache

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCFRJEjM3fc

D

Yes. Lots of different styles.

KeithAFC

Love a good little dance.

WoollyRedHat

I can dance the chicken dance

pragmatic1

Yep. I was born with natural rhythm. Good on the auld drums too.

arybvtcw0eolkf

stupidusername wrote: »

yep can do. it's not exactly hard. don't understand how a person can have no rhythm tbh.

I can change hands without breaking rhythm :mad:

stupidusername

Kai Billions Twin wrote: »

I can change hands without breaking rhythm :mad:

now that's impressive

chin_grin

Yes. Yes I can. :pac:

ThePower11

She bangs she bangs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w47ATknej2Q

Grobbelaar

Jesus H Christ I cant. Did a sketch/song piece at a gig recently which was recorded so I can back up my words unfortunately. The thing is in this video I am actually,genuinely trying to dance. This is my A game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7z-7V2Os4U

I went to a hip hop dance class once with one of the lads, the teacher was savage though after an hour I was still chronic...I got no rhythm and I embarress everyone I ever dance with but I still like to shake it

My dancemoves generally consist of:

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box
Roll the Dice
Running man
and sometimes, if I'm feeling inventive, Pull the Pint.

Grobbelaar

ha ha Rolling the dice and running man...nice!!