Awful Things your Mates have done

Voodoomelon

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

what happened afterwards?

As I said, no clue.
She ran away as you might imagine, the days before mobile phones etc.
He could still walk, although I imagine he must have fracturered his skull at least.

pragmatic1

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

I've already said this on pg..4 of the ''Have you ever attacked somebody?'' thread here on After Hours.

I'll make it short since I wrote it in detail over there.
I beat a drunken homeless man up when I was 13.
I kicked,Punched and used a leather cane on him.
I am disgusted thinking back on it.Everytime I see him now I give him change.

And yes I deserve a punch in the face for it.

Nah ya dont deserve a punch. You deserve a punishment beating for that.

floutingmaxims

A friend once told me what him and one of my classmates got up to at a horse fair once.. I promised not to tell anyone but hey, its boards and I'm not mentioning any names

Sooo anyway they walked up to the top of the town, away from the fair or mart or whatever it was and there was a horse left tied up outside. They made sure no one was looking, untied it and gave it smack to make it run off..

They then walked behind the supervalue shop which is kinda on this hill thing near a housing esate and detached a trailer from a van and let it roll down the hill.

Eejits. Don't know how they got away with it!

Oooh and this girl(not my friend but was in my year) got knocked over at a party when some girl was jostled into her. Total accident but she freaked out, made for the girl who had fallen against her and hit her and pulled the shite out of her hair.

vandriver

Me and a mate were in a queue for the Atm machine late at night after a very heavy session.When the machine wouldn't give him any more money,he pissed into the slot you put your card in.The bloke behind us was understandably a bit miffed.

razorblunt

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

Oh god reading how many people are shocked at what he did to the homeless man.
I did something terrible to one one night.
I beat him up as did my friend and it was a good hard beating.
Everytime I see him now I give him some money.

I was a young 13 y/o

Rather than an old 14 y/o?
Karma comes around lad and when it does I hope it's uploaded to youtube!

Stiffler2

Voodoomelon wrote: »

Something to this day I am appalled by and looking back I cannot believe actually happened.

There were these two massive pine trees around the corner from my house, some 70-80ft high, really impressive trees. We were about 10 years old and climbing these trees was brilliant fun.

Anyways, these trees had MASSIVE (i've since looked them up) pine cones. Pinus halepensis trees they were with the left most cones as pictured in the link. These were solid bricks of cone, weighing in at about 1kg and were some 15cm high. Highly prized pine cones they were as you might imagine when you were 10 years old!

There was a fence being built beside these trees and there were good 12ft lengths of wood beside the trees, so we took it upon us to use the wood to knock the cones off the outer-most branches of the tree. My mate climbed up the top of the tree and proceeded to jab the cones with the length of wood.

Low and behold, a woman is walking along with her buggy with baby and a small 4-5 year old son. My friend knocks off one of the pine cones just as they pass under the tree and down it falls, some 40-50ft and cracks the son in the head.

The mother started screaming and there was blood all over her sons head as she ran off, to this day I have no clue what happened that poor chap. Just a really bad, unfortunate accident.

oh That made me lol
I ran into one of these cones once when I was a kid from a low hanging branch. The cones kind of have edges on them which cut my head open so I can relate to that.

But a cone like that falling from a height onto a baby. Would deffo cause a bit of damage.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Deleted User wrote: »

Was at a house party with a few friends. One of them was told to leave by one of the girls living in the house. He snuck back in and put her phone in the microwave. It was a while before people noticed the smell. The phone ended up as a litlle puddle with a screen

Is this even possible? I thought microwaves worked by agitating water and fat molecules in food, not many fat molecules in mobile phones.

Your idiot friend could have set fire to the house.

Johnny Foreigner

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

Is this even possible? I thought microwaves worked by agitating water and fat molecules in food, not many fat molecules in mobile phones.

Your idiot friend could have set fire to the house.

Yes, it is possible.
Mobile phones contain metal.
Try putting a spoon or some tin foil in a microwave. See what happens.
Not many fat molecules in either, but plenty of sparks though.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

Yes, it is possible.
Mobile phones contain metal.
Try putting a spoon or some tin foil in a microwave. See what happens.
Not many fat molecules in either, but plenty of sparks though.

Plenty of sparks yes but will they melt into a puddle?

Only asking because I'm not too inclined to experiment with microwaves

professore

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

Oh no.It was very much real.
It was only a year ago but by god did I feel guilty about it.

Luckily this is AH and I can personally attack you. You are one sick weirdo. I bet you're at home right now like this guy reading this:

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=savage%20eye%20joe%20duffy&source=video&cd=14&ved=0CDwQtwIwAzgK&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DC9oiO6RVKrU&ei=n2b8TqrtG8S6hAeO_8DMDQ&usg=AFQjCNGHWSR-KsnXVoOhkke9xPkGbJYM_g

Johnny Foreigner

robman60 wrote: »

Wtf is a leather cane???

A cane made from leather. (Unsurprisingly).
Educate yourself;
http://www.thewalkingcanestore.com/inc/sdetail/24718

castletownman

Christmas day this year my friend gave his two nephews and one niece slices of bread wrapped in wrapping paper as their "christmas presents". Cue the look of absolute disgust on their faces when they opened them. Even funnier was the story my friend told them that in his day he'd have been delighted to get bread for Christmas etc. etc.

Probably mure funny than awful, but still not a great thing to do to chaps on Christmas Day!

Broads.ie

Friend of mine used to sell strawberries at the side of the road (if you're from down the country you'll have seen the strawberry trailers before).

Anyway, his speciality was "arse berries". He used to hold the strawberries between his arse cheeks for a few minutes on a sweaty summers day, then put them back into the punnet and sell them on to unsuspecting holidayers.

Stiffler2

Broads.ie wrote: »

Friend of mine used to sell strawberries at the side of the road (if you're from down the country you'll have seen the strawberry trailers before).

Anyway, his speciality was "arse berries". He used to hold the strawberries between his arse cheeks for a few minutes on a sweaty summers day, then put them back into the punnet and sell them on to unsuspecting holidayers.

But...But...Why ??
He'd never get to witness his master plan

Yakult

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

I feel better talking about things than keeping it bottled up,even if it is on an internet posting website.

If it makes you feel any better, I got punched by a homeless guy once. My face smelled terrible for a good week.

Led Zeppelin The Clash

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

A cane made from leather. (Unsurprisingly).
Educate yourself;
http://www.thewalkingcanestore.com/inc/sdetail/24718

It looked like it but it didn't have a handle on it or anything.

Duggy747

Once knew fellas who robbed a youth centre and stole all the PCs, this was that period of time when they weren't that cheap at all in comparison to today. Utter scumbag thing to do which I didn't find out for years afterwards.

They didn't even use them, just hid them in some bushes where they were completely forgotten about.

Led Zeppelin The Clash

Duggy747 wrote: »

Once knew fellas who robbed a youth centre and stole all the PCs, this was that period of time when they weren't that cheap at all in comparison to today. Utter scumbag thing to do which I didn't find out for years afterwards.

They didn't even use them, just hid them in some bushes where they were completely forgotten about.

****in' pricks!
I stole before, but from a ****ing youth project that helps people is ****ing wrong.

I hate people that steal from ****ing independant shops,charities and whatnot.

Aoifey!

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

****in' pricks!
I stole before, but from a ****ing youth project that helps people is ****ing wrong.

I hate people that steal from ****ing independant shops,charities and whatnot.

****

Led Zeppelin The Clash

razorblunt wrote: »

Rather than an old 14 y/o?
Karma comes around lad and when it does I hope it's uploaded to youtube!

It won't be uploaded to youtube as it was in the dead of night with no cameras near and if someone was there they either would have uploaded it by now or they would have shouted at us.

Oh yes and to the lad that said 'I'd love to attack you' Or something along those lines.
What would that achieve?Nothing.
Then you may ask'Well you didn't achieve nothing either well?'
I used to be slightly off the edge,I was really polite,never wore tracksuits or anything.Nobody thought I was off the edge because of that and I used to have fun beating people.

However I have changed since those old days,My old friends haven't though and they have been arrested since.

Led Zeppelin The Clash

Also,My friend walked up a randomer and used the old bottle smash to the face.
This was when I wanted to change but the howls of the guy he did it to haunted me and so I treated my friend to a nice chair followed by the boot.

I've done similar enough things but it was because I stopped my unbalanced way of life that very night and considered it my send off.
There was blood and the whole lot so I used my friends phone to call an ambulance then I ran.

Pedro K

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

Also,My friend walked up a randomer and used the old bottle smash to the face.
This was when I wanted to change but the howls of the guy he did it to haunted me and so I treated my friend to a nice chair followed by the boot.

I've done similar enough things but it was because I stopped my unbalanced way of life that very night and considered it my send off.
There was blood and the whole lot so I used my friends phone to call an ambulance then I ran.

You sound like a right dick to be honest.

Led Zeppelin The Clash

Pedro K wrote: »

You sound like a right dick to be honest.

I was.But no more thankfully.

Pedro K

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

Pedro K wrote: »

You sound like a right dick to be honest.

I was.But no more thankfully.

Hopefully anyway. Because some of the stuff you admitted to getting up to with your mates was just scummy.
Hopefully you have genuinely changed your ways.

previous user

Oranage2 wrote: »

Not one of my proudest moments but was out and afterwards my mate and I were walking around with kababs, I took a bite and didnt like it so I then threw it at a sleeping homeless person.

that'll learn im :pac:.

Littlehorny

A lad i used to hang around was having a bit of a fued with another guy in the town and one sat night after a nightclub he spotted him standing in front of a chipper, he ran over, grabbed this fella by the throat and pushed him threw the glass door of the chipper. When the guy went down he gave him a few boots for good measure which was totally out of order as your man was split open in the back of his head and jesus the amount of blood was shocking. Stopped hanging around with yer man after that cause he showed absolutely no remorse for what happend even after sobering up.

Chuck was taken

Littlehorny wrote: »

A lad i used to hang around was having a bit of a fued with another guy in the town and one sat night after a nightclub he spotted him standing in front of a chipper, he ran over, grabbed this fella by the throat and pushed him threw the glass door of the chipper. When the guy went down he gave him a few boots for good measure which was totally out of order as your man was split open in the back of his head and jesus the amount of blood was shocking. Stopped hanging around with yer man after that cause he showed absolutely no remorse for what happend even after sobering up.

Jaysus, that's absolutely horrible.

Led Zeppelin The Clash

Pedro K wrote: »

Hopefully anyway. Because some of the stuff you admitted to getting up to with your mates was just scummy.
Hopefully you have genuinely changed your ways.

Ah yes.I must agree,If I disagreed I'd be a hypocrite and liar.

HavingCrack

Know one lad, not exactly a mate-more someone I used to get lunch with now and again. Anyway, turned out his girlfriend dumped him so he attacked her and beat her fairly viciously. She never reported him apparently so he got away with it. I never would have even guessed he had an ounce of violence in him to be honest. Never spoke to him after hearing about it.

johnners2981

HavingCrack wrote: »

Know one lad, not exactly a mate-more someone I used to get lunch with now and again. Anyway, turned out his girlfriend dumped him so he attacked her and beat her fairly viciously. She never reported him apparently so he got away with it. I never would have even guessed he had an ounce of violence in him to be honest. Never spoke to him after hearing about it.

You had lunch with him but he wasn't your friend?

What do you have to do to be your friend????

TELL MEEEEEE.

Please

anndub

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

Oh god reading how many people are shocked at what he did to the homeless man.
I did something terrible to one one night.
I beat him up as did my friend and it was a good hard beating.
Everytime I see him now I give him some money.

I was a young 13 y/o

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

Oh no.It was very much real.
It was only a year ago but by god did I feel guilty about it.

You seem very mature for a 14 year old.

Flaker

When I was about 16 or so a bunch of lads I know tried to dig up a grave cos they'd heard there was a sword buried in it. Me and my friend waited in the car while they did it. We started to get pretty worried when one of them pulled a chainsaw from the boot! Needless to say, there was no sword and god help the family when they arrived and saw the state of the grave. I never thought anything of it until a relative of mine died a few years later and I realised how awful I'd feel if the same had happened to their grave.

On a lighter note, one night myself and a friend were walking home from the pub absolutley hammered and saw a garden with hundreds of daffodils in it. We went in and picked every last one. Can you imagine getting up in the morning and seeing that all your flowers had disappeared over night? The next day was mother's day so needless to say our mams both got massive bunches of daffodils.....

Shiner11

One day myself and two friends, all of us around 16/17, were driving around the town as my friend had just got his provisional licence. It was absolutely lashing out of the heavens that day. We turned onto a small lane which is right beside the quay. All along the road there were large puddles. We saw a woman and her small child walking along the footpath. As we passed them, we hit a huge puddle and soaked both of them from head to toe. It was absolutely hilarious at the time but thinking back now it was fairly scumbaggy of ourselves.

HavingCrack

johnners2981 wrote: »

You had lunch with him but he wasn't your friend?

What do you have to do to be your friend????

TELL MEEEEEE.

Please

:pac:

I don't know, I just wouldn't really have considered him a friend-never talked to him outside of work or rang him or anything.

Maybe he was a lunch friend?

Voodoomelon

Flaker wrote: »

When I was about 16 or so a bunch of lads I know tried to dig up a grave cos they'd heard there was a sword buried in it. Me and my friend waited in the car while they did it. We started to get pretty worried when one of them pulled a chainsaw from the boot! Needless to say, there was no sword and god help the family when they arrived and saw the state of the grave. I never thought anything of it until a relative of mine died a few years later and I realised how awful I'd feel if the same had happened to their grave.

On a lighter note, one night myself and a friend were walking home from the pub absolutley hammered and saw a garden with hundreds of daffodils in it. We went in and picked every last one. Can you imagine getting up in the morning and seeing that all your flowers had disappeared over night? The next day was mother's day so needless to say our mams both got massive bunches of daffodils.....

For some reason, i'm more disturbed by the daffodil story! :P

juan.kerr

One of my mates and myself were sharing a house with someone we didn't get on with who was stealing food. He urinated in a carton of milk and a carton of crunch nut cornflakes before heading home for the weekend.

Kidchameleon

One of my mates done a legger on a taxi man in Monkstown over the Christmas, dident pay a cent, twat!

cocalolaman

Sure jaysus there's some right bastards on boards so it seems.

houseplant

Shane-KornSpace wrote: »

my mate shat in a bottle and threw it at a duck. he was 22.

That was one of the funniest things I have ever read

Irish Steve

Got fired out of a job I was damn good at because my "mates" didn't like that I could do it the way I did. No witnesses to the "crime", but the management were so spineless, they couldn't see what was going on under their noses. Union were'nt about to do much either, as it would have compromised their stool pigeons.

Maybe karma will out one of these days.

fat__tony

Irish Steve wrote: »

Got fired out of a job I was damn good at because my "mates" didn't like that I could do it the way I did. No witnesses to the "crime", but the management were so spineless, they couldn't see what was going on under their noses. Union were'nt about to do much either, as it would have compromised their stool pigeons.

Maybe karma will out one of these days.

We need more info on this..

What was the job?
How did they manage to get you fired?
I hope you killed each and every one of them afterwards.

Acacia

Not as bad as some of the stories here but anyway... me and the fella had just moved into our house and had invited a few of our friends around for drinks... nothing major, just a few cans. Anyhoo, the estate we live in is small, very quiet and practically in the countryside. Just in front of our house is a green area with a little path that leads out of the estate into this kinda country lane. There is a guy we always see (or used to, before the weather got really bad) out jogging up and down the path every day, it became a kinda 'thing' for me and the fella to say "There goes Running Man again!", a bit like "Ugly Naked Guy" in 'Friends.':p


So, we're in the living room drinking and we point out Running Man to the lads, and they think it would be hilarious to join your man for a run. I think it would be a bit scab, but being well on their way with drink, they ignored me and pegged it out the front door and onto the little path. Running Man didn't cop on for a few minutes that there were two young lads with cans running after him, but when he did, I guess he thought they were trying to mug him or something cause he high-tailed out of the estate at speed, into the country lane.

I saw him back out after a few days though, so he must've have gotten over it. Still feel guilty for laughing about it though.


Another story about one of the same guys, let's call him John... we were all polluted with drink after a night out, walking down the main street in the town, about 2 or 3 in the morning. This auld lad walks up to us, obviously a little bit on edge upon seeing a group of loud , drunk young'uns. Anyhoo, John got right up into his face and started singing "I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shady's are just imitating!" To say the auld lad was terrified was an understatement. Now, he only did it for a few seconds, and the randomness was kinda funny, but yeah, I thought that was particurlarly mean, although he didn't cause the old man any actual harm.

Led Zeppelin The Clash

Acacia wrote: »

Not as bad as some of the stories here but anyway... me and the fella had just moved into our house and had invited a few of our friends around for drinks... nothing major, just a few cans. Anyhoo, the estate we live in is small, very quiet and practically in the countryside. Just in front of our house is a green area with a little path that leads out of the estate into this kinda country lane. There is a guy we always see (or used to, before the weather got really bad) out jogging up and down the path every day, it became a kinda 'thing' for me and the fella to say "There goes Running Man again!", a bit like "Ugly Naked Guy" in 'Friends.':p


So, we're in the living room drinking and we point out Running Man to the lads, and they think it would be hilarious to join your man for a run. I think it would be a bit scab, but being well on their way with drink, they ignored me and pegged it out the front door and onto the little path. Running Man didn't cop on for a few minutes that there were two young lads with cans running after him, but when he did, I guess he thought they were trying to mug him or something cause he high-tailed out of the estate at speed, into the country lane.

I saw him back out after a few days though, so he must've have gotten over it. Still feel guilty for laughing about it though.


Another story about one of the same guys, let's call him John... we were all polluted with drink after a night out, walking down the main street in the town, about 2 or 3 in the morning. This auld lad walks up to us, obviously a little bit on edge upon seeing a group of loud , drunk young'uns. Anyhoo, John got right up into his face and started singing "I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shady's are just imitating!" To say the auld lad was terrified was an understatement. Now, he only did it for a few seconds, and the randomness was kinda funny, but yeah, I thought that was particurlarly mean, although he didn't cause the old man any actual harm.

Thats more funny than anything.

Acacia

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

Thats more funny than anything.

Which story? I thought both instances were a bit scab but sure I'm boring :pac:

Led Zeppelin The Clash

Acacia wrote: »

Which story? I thought both instances were a bit scab but sure I'm boring :pac:

Both of them were funny haha.

Acacia

Led Zeppelin The Clash wrote: »

Both of them were funny haha.

You'd probably fit in with the people I hang around with better than I do so. I seem to be the voice of reason.... though they mostly ignore me

Led Zeppelin The Clash

Acacia wrote: »

You'd probably fit in with the people I hang around with better than I do so. I seem to be the voice of reason.... though they mostly ignore me

That's weird.
I usually am the voice of reason in my group of friends.
When they ignore me they regret it because almost always there stupid decisions bring severe consequences.

Intensive Care Bear

I was wrong earlier when i said i couldn't think of anything awful that grave robbing one has woken up a repressed memory . When i was a child i used to play with some kids from my school that lived a few miles from my house, we weren't close friends but used to hang out every few months, anyway one saturday we decided to go down the fields behind one of their house and play in the old graveyard, this graveyard had not been used about 50 years or more (total guess) and had the tomb type graves that held more than 1 body. Well we climbed down into one of the graves and messed around with the skulls and bones (i really didn't feel comfortable with all this but just went along with the crowd) it ended with 1 of the guys younger brother kicking around a skull:(

I was worried sick after that day that i would be haunted and had a real moral dilemma as to whether or not to tell the priest in confession so that my soul would be saved. I couldn't even imagine how many hail mary's he would have to dish out for such a despicable crime.

Shane-KornSpace

dave3004 wrote: »

How you know he was 22?

Were his grand ducklings nearby?

He had a badge on him which said "22 Today!"
:rolleyes:

Dave!

Around Halloween we had fireworks, and a few mates decided it'd be a good shout to stick a screamer in someone's letterbox.

Nobody got hurt, but the dad and brother came around to see us hanging around some corner and accused us (which we denied).

Nothin else came of it. I felt pretty bad bout it. I did tell them not to do it, but that was all I could do really.

Few mates would also bully some people. In retrospect I partook in that too sometimes. Not my finest moments.