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C&H Jizzlers Awards Ceremony 2011

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,654 ✭✭✭shadowninty


    Grindylow wrote: »
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Slow Show wrote: »
    Some said that Soccy's beard was not sleek enough, not rugged enough, not hairy enough, even - dare I say it - non-existent.

    What do you say to those non-believers now, Soccy? What do you say?

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    love you all really..... <3


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    The next award is Best Moderator. Moderators are those people who are supposed to keep the forum clean through completely benevolent policing. They do a good job of this too and are, in spite of rumours, not in any way similar to the intelligence angencies of the Soviet Union or the police force of Nazi Germany. There is absolutely no reason to stand up to the authority figures in this forum for they do nothing short of perfect work, and really dissident opinions are foolish to begin with anyway.

    Only two moderators out of four three have been nominated. The reason as outlined in this Official Release from the Office of Administration is that one of these moderators was only appointed recently and was not eligible for nomination. The other has been incarcerated for offences against state order. There are only, and have only ever been three moderators.

    And remember, whoever wins, everybody wins:

    2nd - Aoibheann NB: Siding with her in the event of coup is inadvisable

    Thus leaving our most benevolent overlord as:
    Pigwidgeon
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    It's a test of allegiance, wake up sheeple


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭IHeartChemistry


    Eeeeeeks. Ma cupcakes are in the oven! Anybody want one? :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    I'M SO SHOCKED.

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    SPEEEEEEECH!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Eeeeeeks. Ma cupcakes are in the oven! Anybody want one? :D

    MEEEEE :D!! With icing please.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,761 ✭✭✭Lawliet


    ...Really thought I had that one


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    First of all I would like to thank the academy, without them I would be nothing.

    I would also like to thank the little people for their votes, and for keeping me in the job of course.

    But most of all, I would like to thank myself for my wonderful dedication and the amount of time and effort I put into this forum.

    To sum up, I'm fantastic, and better than all of you and don't you ever forget it.

    /runs off crying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭IHeartChemistry


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    MEEEEE :D!! With icing please.

    Chocolate icing ok? :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Chocolate icing ok? :D

    It'll do, I guess... :p


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,905 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    It's okay guys, I'm here, now ye can start giving out the important awards. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,810 ✭✭✭Seren_


    *tries to sneak in the door quietly, but fails*

    ... HAI GUIZE!! o/


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    I feel it is my duty to remind everybody that Squishy and Screaminmidget are scheduled to have a boob-off in order to win the prestigious award of Best Boobs which will be awarded after the real awards. The Winner will post pics if the winner is not Screaminmidget.

    Anyhow the next award exists as a token award for those who we have not fully accepted into our clique of whiney angsty and short-tempered acne ridden crimes against nature. We have this award to disguise the fact that we actually dislike these people due to their unfamiliarity. As far as us established few are concerned these people are without any positive traits or personality. It is perfectly just to speak ill of them to their parents until they have sat in our presence long enough, at which point we all become friends just to make things less awkward.

    I have no particular feelings toward announcing the winner of 2011's Best Newcomer:

    5th/People to be wary of - DoBhrionn/JamJamJamJam

    4th/People to suspect - cydoniac/Captain Graphite/IHeartChemistry/Ciara/

    3rd/People - shadowninty/Aoifey!

    2nd - RolandIRL/Cakesofrice/Conor108/Namlub

    The winner of Best Newcomer for 2011 is somebody who apparently goes by the name of

    _meehan_

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    Yes I know I'm being slow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    lolol second best newcomer two years in a row. Because I'm THAT good


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,248 ✭✭✭Slow Show


    Hmph...real Slow Show we've got going on here.

    Oh, votes are already in for funniest poster? Oh. Oh right.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    3rd

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    YAY GO MEEHAN!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭IHeartChemistry


    *cheers*


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    God dammit Davidius, hurry the fúck up and get those awards out already.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭IHeartChemistry


    Davidius wrote: »
    God dammit Davidius, hurry the fúck up and get those awards out already.

    Somebodys gone a bit crazy already? :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Somebodys gone a bit crazy already? :P

    He always was :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    Mammy: Will you ever get off that laptop!
    Me: I cant the Jizzlers are on!!!
    Mammy: o_O

    Congrats so far to Soccymonster,Pigwidgeon and _Meehan_ :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,654 ✭✭✭shadowninty


    So I'm beginning my campaign for Proportianal Repersentation to be used in the Jizzlers 2012 in 3... 2... 1...

    DAVID CAMERON WAS WRONG FOLKS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    Cawcheen wrote: »
    Mammy: Will you ever get off that laptop!
    Me: I cant the Jizzlers are on!!!
    Mammy: o_O

    Congrats so far to Soccymonster,Pigwidgeon and _Meehan_ :D

    LOL! :D

    Squishy wrote to me on Facebook earlier saying something along the lines of "YAY Jizzlers" and I went to turn the telly on to watch them, and then I realised it's online.. morto for me :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    While Davidius is starting finishing the next award, a few special guests have arrived
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    OMG IT'S MARTY MORRISSEY!!1!

    And some random females!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Grindylow wrote: »
    LOL! :D

    Squishy wrote to me on Facebook earlier saying something along the lines of "YAY Jizzlers" and I went to turn the telly on to watch them, and then I realised it's online.. morto for me :o

    Imagine all this on telly :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭decisions


    I have never seen anything as sexy




































































    as MARTY MORRISSEY

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    Just look at that face....


  • Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    Namlub wrote: »
    While Davidius is starting finishing the next award, a few special guests have arrived
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    OMG IT'S MARTY MORRISSEY!!1!

    And some random females!

    They tend to follow poor oul Marty around alright! He has a hard time of it, always fending them off!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Cawcheen wrote: »
    They tend to follow poor oul Marty around alright! He has a hard time of it, always fending them off!

    He's just so hard to resist, I'm trying to control myself here.


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