El Musical Presidente & niceguy's Dodgy Non-Licensed (Quite Excellent) Temporary Bar

TheRealSquishy

shadowninty wrote: »

Thats enough threesomes for one week, thanks.

You're just not drunk enough m'dear Barman a tequila for me and my good friend here please

Aoifey!

shadowninty wrote: »

Thats enough threesomes for one week, thanks.

Enough threesomes? Never!

Jackobyte wrote: »

There you go girls.

This night's about to get messy...

Jackobyte

HandsomeDivil wrote: »

I shall have a Sex on the Beach thank you very much:cool:

I was quite scared to google that... >.>

decisions wrote: »

Malibu with all those little cocktail things...

Malibu Lift, it's a house special.

TheRealSquishy wrote: »

I'll join him for one :cool:

HandsomeDivil wrote: »

Oh barkeep, another pink flirtini for my lady friend here;)

Insect Overlord

Jackobyte wrote: »

26 minutes waiting for a cocktail. Hmmm. I think I'm going to need a second one!

decisions

Jackobyte wrote: »

Malibu Lift, it's a house special.

I assume that it is also on the house then...

IHeartChemistry

Jackobyte, epic bartending skills :cool: Hmmmmmmmmm, now I wants a Mojito!

Colm!

Insect Overlord wrote: »

26 minutes waiting for a cocktail. Hmmm. I think I'm going to need a second one!

Fine. It's on the house as we've making quite large amounts of imaginary internet money cold, hard cash off ye.

TheRealSquishy

Colm! wrote: »

Fine. It's on the house as we've making quite large amounts of imaginary internet money cold, hard cash off ye.

Hey hey hey I ordered before him! This place is a shambles...you don't know me!

*Bleurgh* Sorry to whoevers shoes I got!

Jako8

I'll have a Ladyboy.


Failing that, I'll have a big fat shot of Director's Bitter.

mattjack

Landlord bring me Aoifey washed and a two litre of Linden Village .

Jackobyte

Namlub wrote: »

Coke please

/takes naggin out of handbag

Cawcheen wrote: »

I hope there's a lock in afterwards

We've had a couple of call ins from the guards in the last week so we'll see how things go.

TheRealSquishy wrote: »

You're just not drunk enough m'dear Barman a tequila for me and my good friend here please

2 tequilas on the rocks.

cheesefiend

Can I create a new drink? It shall be called a jizzletini and it will consist of a shot of vodka, a little orange liqueur, a little orange juice and some cranberry juice.

Aoifey!

mattjack wrote: »

Landlord bring me Aoifey washed and a two litre of Linden Village .

I like where this is going...

Colm!

TheRealSquishy wrote: »

Hey hey hey I ordered before him!

You didn't see nothin'.

This place is a shambles!

Well, we did just put a bar in some abandoned house. I never promised luxury. Or skill.

cheesefiend wrote: »

Can I create a new drink? It shall be called a jizzletini and it will consist of a shot of vodka, a little orange liqueur, a little orange juice and some cranberry juice.

I like your style, fellow. Me and Jacko could use people like you. Stand behind the bar for the night. You won't have to do much other than make that one drink and argue with customers, and you'll be very highly paid for it.

mattjack

Aoifey! wrote: »

I like where this is going...

No beating round the bush here.

floutingmaxims

I dont want any of that fancy shtuff. Land me out a small Powers.

Aoifey!

Soak me in vodka, quick! I want a bathtub of the stuff.

cheesefiend

Colm! wrote: »

I like your style, fellow. Me and Jacko could use people like you. Stand behind the bar for the night. You won't have to do much other than make that one drink and argue with customers, and you'll be very highly paid for it.

:eek: Score! I've always wanted to be a barmaid. Even I am just making the one drink.

JIZZLETINIS FOR EVERYBODY ON THE HOUSE!

That's okay boss, right?

HandsomeDivil

Gimme out a Smurf Fart there



This couldn't possibly go wrong:pac:

Jackobyte

decisions wrote: »

I assume that it is also on the house then...

Sure, everything is on the house, what with the night that is in it!

IHeartChemistry wrote: »

Jackobyte, epic bartending skills :cool: Hmmmmmmmmm, now I wants a Mojito!

Jako8 wrote: »

I'll have a Ladyboy.


Failing that, I'll have a big fat shot of Director's Bitter.

I thought it was the name of a drink. Don't ever make me google that again... >.<

And in case that isn't to your taste.

mattjack wrote: »

Landlord bring me Aoifey washed and a two litre of Linden Village .

You'll have to do the washing yourself.


And there is some Linden wine.

Aoifey!

cheesefiend wrote: »

:eek: Score! I've always wanted to be a barmaid. Even I am just making the one drink.

JIZZLETINIS FOR EVERYBODY ON THE HOUSE!

That's okay boss, right?

...is there any jizz in them?

mattjack

Theres no bathtub for the vodka,but I found this wet t shirt machine.

floutingmaxims

*drums fingertips on counter impatiently*

Where's my whiskey?!

Colm!

mattjack wrote: »

Landlord bring me Aoifey washed and a two litre of Linden Village .

Get to it.

Aoifey! wrote: »

Soak me in vodka, quick! I want a bathtub of the stuff.

Two rooms down.

HandsomeDivil wrote: »

Gimme out a Smurf Fart there



This couldn't possibly go wrong:pac:

I was on the weird side of Google again...

Cawcheen wrote: »

*drums fingertips on counter impatiently*

Where's my whiskey?!

Take two.

cheesefiend

Aoifey! wrote: »

...is there any jizz in them?

No Aoifey!, I'm just paying homage to the ceremony. Here try it,


Don't you worry. Absolutly none of that stuff whatsoever!

<.<
>.>

Aoifey!

Huzzah!


It tastes...salty >.>

QueenOfLeon

I got started without ye lads.

Colm!

Aoifey! wrote: »

Huzzah!

Smirnoff actually, and I'm not refilling it.

floutingmaxims

Something I've always wanted to do is drink directly from the beer tap...

Can I? Please please, can I??!

Jackobyte

HandsomeDivil wrote: »

Gimme out a Smurf Fart there



This couldn't possibly go wrong:pac: