S.A.A - Snow Addicts Anonymous cold turkey thread

DOCARCH · 30-01-2012 9:39pm

Mountainsandh wrote: »

Thinking of getting my little children to pray for snow in their night prayers (totally endoctrinated by school, very religious ). Little childers, sure God would have to listen so he would.

Had the same thing with my 6 year old going to bed!

God bless daddy and mummy, god bless the models and their disagreement, god bless the up and coming snow event, etc.

Mountainsandh · 30-01-2012 9:50pm

That's great, the more ickle childers voices the better

"I see the moon, and the moon sees me,
God bless the moon, and God bless me,
And bring lots of snow for Mummy"

Awwwww....

BEASTERLY · 30-01-2012 10:01pm

Wasting your time lads. But iv'e just had a quick prayer to the flying spaghetti monster. Snow is definitely on the way now, his noodleness just said so.

Mountainsandh · 30-01-2012 10:06pm

Flying Spaghetti Monster ? I'll have that too please

I'd sell my soul for snow, just 2/3 days of good, worth your while, crunchy underfoot snow.

ZX7R · 30-01-2012 10:10pm

Maby if everyone stood outside and took a big breath and blow towards the west it might help the beast from the east bring snow to everyone

:D:D:):)

loveisdivine · 30-01-2012 11:21pm

Sure could we not borrow chinas weather making machine thingy and blow the westerly away? While simultaneously sucking the easterly closer?

Mountainsandh · 30-01-2012 11:37pm

aim that to the West

http://youtu.be/IRHA9W-zExQ

ZX7R · 30-01-2012 11:37pm

loveisdivine wrote: »

Sure could we not borrow chinas weather making machine thingy and blow the westerly away? While simultaneously sucking the easterly closer?

we could always ask the chineze to blow west and we get an easterly from them:D:D:D

eskimocat · 30-01-2012 11:41pm

That reminds me, I believe someone on here (Sponge Bob was it you?) owes us a snow machine.... now where did I leave that post... i know it was here somewhere.

Snowmaker · 31-01-2012 12:19am

eskimocat wrote: »

That reminds me, I believe someone on here (Sponge Bob was it you?) owes us a snow machine.... now where did I leave that post... i know it was here somewhere.

See post #70 on this thread. Offer not valid until the end of February.... and even then we all chip-in. The Sponge said we can charter a plane, and that he would fly it because he's a closet snow bunny... But my option is more akin to the current set up in the 'Economic GFS'

Sponge Bob · 31-01-2012 12:43am

No Eskimocat. YOU missed out on YOUR nominated January Blizzard but you have skin in the game in February!

Fluffycloud · 31-01-2012 8:18am

:(I am so gutted!!! Looks like we are not going to get snow! Boo hoo!

Mr Benevolent · 31-01-2012 10:27am

I am so gutted!!! Looks like we are not going to get snow! Boo hoo!

It was always 50/50.

chrisjdoran · 31-01-2012 2:25pm

Snap out of it people, this is not the time nor the place to speak of no snow!
Although, I've just returned from a fresh search on donedeal.ie for snow, I managed to get to page 12, and not a flake for sale anywhere in Ireland.

I remember ditching a day with the girlfriend on Valentines day, because I was all over some dirty snow, so please don't give up hope until March

Tabnabs · 31-01-2012 4:31pm

A bit of humour to keep us snowaddicts going

+ 20 C The Greeks get on their sweaters (if they can find).
+ 15 C The Hawaiians turn on the heat (if they have).
+ 10 C The Americans shake with cold. The Russians plant cucumbers in kitchen gardens.
+ 5 C You can see your breathing. Italian cars don’t start.
+ 2 C The Norwegians go to the beach. The Russians roll down car windows.
0 C The water freezes solid in the USA. The water gets denser in Russia.
- 5 C French cars don’t start.
- 10 C You plan to spend your holiday in Maldives.
- 15 C Your cat sleeps in your bed. The Norwegians get on their sweaters.
- 18 C Householders in New York turn on the heat. The Russians go on a picnic for the last time in the season.
- 20 C American cars don’t start. People in Alaska put on T-shirts.
- 25 C German cars don’t start. The Hawaiians have died out.
- 30 C The politicians talk about homeless people. Your cat sleeps in your pajamas.
- 35 C It’s too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start.
- 40 C You’re planning two-week bath. Swedish cars don’t start.
- 42 C The European public transport doesn’t function. The Russians eat ice cream in the street.
- 45 C The Greeks have died out. The politicians start doing something for homeless people actually.
- 50 C Eyelids freeze together while you blink. People in Alaska close ventilator window in the bathroom
- 60 C White bears move to the South.
- 70 C Hell has frozen.
- 75 C The Finnish special mission units evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. The Russians get on their caps with ear flaps (“ushankas”).
- 80 C The lawyers put their hands into their own pockets.
- 114 C Alcohol has frozen. The Russians have the blues.
- 273 C Absolute zero, atomic motion stops.
- 295 C 90% population of the Earth has died out. The Russian football team is the champion of the world…

loveisdivine · 31-01-2012 5:50pm

The sky here in Swords has a definnite snowy look about it

Even if its just a few flurries I will be happy!

pistolpetes11 · 31-01-2012 9:46pm

MOD NOTE

Lads I deleted the last two posts, after the winter of discontent I dont think many will take the joke too well

sideswipe · 31-01-2012 9:53pm

pistolpetes11 wrote: »

MOD NOTE

Lads I deleted the last two posts, after the winter of discontent I dont think many will take the joke too well

Boo

Snow jokes allowed?

davidsr20 · 31-01-2012 9:59pm

pistolpetes11 wrote: »

MOD NOTE

Lads I deleted the last two posts, after the winter of discontent I dont think many will take the joke too well

Never knew u were a mod

they come and go quiet fast it's hard keep up :P

Wild Bill · 31-01-2012 10:34pm

pistolpetes11 wrote: »

MOD NOTE

Yikes!:eek:

Since when u Mod???

davidsr20 · 31-01-2012 10:40pm

Wild Bill wrote: »

Yikes!:eek:

Since when u Mod???

I wish I was a mod then I could write in bold and delete posts cool ha :rolleyes:

Fourteen · 31-01-2012 11:13pm

^

ujelly?

Snowmaker · 01-02-2012 11:03am

Factory has not produced much snow this year.... and Timmy's missing!

Our man in Havana · 01-02-2012 12:00pm

My local factory doesn't know when to stop.

Snowmaker · 01-02-2012 12:26pm

Our man in Havana wrote: »

My local factory doesn't know when to stop.

Tell them to set-up an export division, I'm sure there are some city & county councils over here who would love to buy some of it so they can justify all that additional expenditure on grit & salt for the winter we never had.