The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

corks finest

Take your pick any chavvy,TV , Hollywood name,,,,

Dakota Dan

corks finest wrote: »

Take your pick any chavvy,TV , Hollywood name,,,,

No need to go that far as they are creeping in here over the last few years.

and still ricky villa

Dakota Dan wrote: »

Imogen has to be up there in the top ten. It sounds like bad perfume. What happens when she gets married as she will no longer be a maiden?

What if she married Mr. Allthepeople?

Gwynplaine

Traveller girl where my wife works, her name is Barbara Ellen, but her lovely mother and father call her "Barbellen"

PlaneSpeeking

Hesthea wrote: »

Jamie Oliver's kids name:

Buddy Bear Maurice
Poppy Honey Rosie
River Rocket Blue Dallas
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Daisy Boo Pamela

I googled out of curiosity for weird baby names xD

16 names in total - 15 ****e,

Pamela is lovely!

dense

Tyler, Painter etc.


Leroy and Keefer (sic?) are other stupid names that the folk in a certain demographic band think social media says they should now be embracing.

Oh, almost forgot the three well known terrors of Zoeeee and Chloeeee and Sophieeeee.


You know they're going to be painful.

PlaneSpeeking

Said it before but I have to again mention that weapon from - well, no idea wtf she does - but had a kid with that ridiculous tattooed Dublin knob Jeremy something, called it Caben-Albi.

dense

Day Lewin wrote: »

I know a woman called Titti.
Honest to G*d it's her real name.
Think she's Swedish or something like that but still...

I must mention here the lady called Fatty that Ryan Tubridy often speaks about, a writer I believe.


Ryan, there's another one.
Ryan Ryan, FFS.

Lorelli!

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Traveller girl where my wife works, her name is Barbara Ellen, but her lovely mother and father call her "Barbellen"

I think that sounds kind of cool, warriorlike! If I ever change my user name here, Barbellen's in the running

PandaPoo

Indie-Maie gets shouted in my shop a good bit. She's a lovely little girl but Jesus her name is atrocious. That's how she spells it too!!

Inspector Coptoor

Worst I’ve ever heard was this:

Spelled

La-a

And pronounced - “La Dash a”

PlaneSpeeking

Love to claim this but it came from a colleague - they were in Ikea not long back and heard:

"Spartan get off that bed!!!"

I so want it to be true!!!!!

pl4ichjgy17zwd

Inspector Coptoor wrote:

And pronounced - “La Dash aâ€

Urban myth

D3V!L

Lucy8080 wrote: »

IT's probably Mae. "Something" Mae is going to be this generations version of Sharon and Tracey

Where did this cringe-worthy fashion trend come from ??

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

In certain Central American and Colombian ports, there are lots of people named Usnavy or Usnavi, named after US navy ships.

Gloomtastic!

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

In certain Central American and Colombian ports, there are lots of people named Usnavy or Usnavi, named after US navy ships.

"I named you after your Dad, well sort of, I didn't quite catch his name, but I kinda know it." :rolleyes:

Purple Mountain

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Love to claim this but it came from a colleague - they were in Ikea not long back and heard:

"Spartan get off that bed!!!"

I so want it to be true!!!!!

And Spartan replied back: 'Woof'.

ButtersSuki

Heard a Caspian today. That's not one you hear every day......

decky1

Koi,

prinzeugen

Think I posted here with Astra that was allowed to run riot in the local SuperValu.

They have another.. Sparkle. I hope that is a pet name for whatever the kid is.

At the same ****e tonight. running wild, whipping peoples change out the self service tills while mummy was shouting "thats not nice Astra and Sparkle".

Poor kids. **** names and no discipline.

Foweva Awone

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Heard a Caspian today. That's not one you hear every day......

I kinda love that.

babaracus

Day Lewin wrote: »

I know a woman called Titti.
Honest to G*d it's her real name.
Think she's Swedish or something like that but still...

Imagine my disappointment when on a trip around Germany I saw a signpost for TITI SEE:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titisee

And it ended up being a frigging lake.

Ciaran_B

decky1 wrote: »

Koi,

Koi or Kai? You can blame Wayne Rooney for the second one.

PlaneSpeeking

Ciaran_B wrote: »

Koi or Kai? You can blame Wayne Rooney for the second one.

Not really - some sort off EastEnders had it first.

PandaPoo

Ciaran_B wrote: »

Koi or Kai? You can blame Wayne Rooney for the second one.

And a carp for the first one.

italodisco

decky1 wrote: »

Koi,

It's 'kai', and in Dublin it's a next level skanger name.

Atoms for Peace

prinzeugen wrote: »

Think I posted here with Astra that was allowed to run riot in the local SuperValu.

They have another.. Sparkle. I hope that is a pet name for whatever the kid is.

At the same ****e tonight. running wild, whipping peoples change out the self service tills while mummy was shouting "thats not nice Astra and Sparkle".

Poor kids. **** names and no discipline.

They missed an opportunity in not calling the other one Corsa or Vectra.

waterfaerie

Kai is the Māori word for food.

griffin100

There are no words...............
https://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/st-petersburg-teen-sentenced-to-prison-after-pleading-guilty-to-attempted/2278601

Possibly the worst and most inappropriate kids name ever.

Wheres Me Jumper?

there was a Nigerian kid in our area called $hittu.

Roger Hassenforder

There was a Casper togged out recenty on our rugger pitch, with the away team

Apalling moniker, kid couldnt ruck, maul, had no redeeming step or jink. Hands like a clock.
He was about 7 I suppose. But still..

Omackeral

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

There was a Casper togged out recenty on our rugger pitch, with the away team

A rugby pitch is exactly where I'd expect someone to have the name Casper.

Roger Hassenforder

Omackeral wrote: »

A rugby pitch is exactly where I'd expect someone to have the name Casper.

Ah heor.
You wouldnt get a Casper even in Donnybrook.

Roger Hassenforder

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

There was a Casper togged out recenty on our rugger pitch, with the away team

Apalling moniker, kid couldnt ruck, maul, had no redeeming step or jink. Hands like a clock.
He was about 7 I suppose. But still..

We’re his parents Polish, as it’s a popular name in Poland?

wexie

griffin100 wrote: »

There are no words...............
https://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/st-petersburg-teen-sentenced-to-prison-after-pleading-guilty-to-attempted/2278601

Possibly the worst and most inappropriate kids name ever.

He must have had it tough in school.

iamwhoiam

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

There was a Casper togged out recenty on our rugger pitch, with the away team

Apalling moniker, kid couldnt ruck, maul, had no redeeming step or jink. Hands like a clock.
He was about 7 I suppose. But still..

Two Caspers in my grandaughters creche , both are Polish and its not unusual there

A relative’s grandchild was named Rose Red. As grandma said to me, what are they going to name the next, Snow White?

Ipso

Deleted User wrote: »

A relative’s grandchild was named Rose Red. As grandma said to me, what are they going to name the next, Snow White?

Blue Nun?

Roger Hassenforder

[Deleted User] wrote: »

We’re his parents Polish, as it’s a popular name in Poland?

Any kid, irrespective of where they come from,
togging out on a Cork rugby pitch should be restricted to:
Ronan (Rog(er) would suffice)
Mick
Paul
Peter

Anything else is just a bit Ballincollig.
Theres soccer pitches for kids where these might be more comfortable. With fancy floppy haircuts and flashy football boots throwing themselves on the ground screaming at a brush of a shoulder.

Roger Hassenforder

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Two Caspers in my grandaughters creche , both are Polish and its not unusual there

Maybe theres a Polish version of boards, with Polish lads slagging off some Dave that rocked up to the local gym in his O'Neills shorts and Arnotts clobber

iamwhoiam

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Maybe theres a Polish version of boards, with Polish lads slagging off some Dave that rocked up to the local gym in his O'Neills shorts and Arnotts clobber

And his white skinny legs !

Roger Hassenforder

iamwhoiam wrote: »

And his white skinny legs !

Cant even bench 200kg

Wheres Me Jumper?

we had a cat called Casper.
we got it to kill mice, but the damned thing was so stupid all he did all day was lick his arse. Maybe it was Polish, but cant be certain ...

Yer Da sells Avon

Maddison. No offence if anyone here has a daughter called Maddison, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

the_pen_turner

jaxon

mackeire

Ipso wrote: »

Blue Nun?

Blue waffle?

blindside88

the_pen_turner wrote: »

jaxon

I know someone with a son called Jaxon. When it’s spelled like that it looks like the name of a detergent

PlaneSpeeking

the_pen_turner wrote: »

jaxon

I know a kid called that - two "xx" though. Must make it classier. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Take a Break this week there was a River Rain.

Some kids have no chance.

SusieBlue

the_pen_turner wrote: »

jaxon

I saw a Jaxson the other day.
Someone needs to tell mammy/mammeigh (seeing as she's such a fan of kre8iv spellings) that the "x" makes the "s" redundant & unnecessary.

Relikk

dense wrote: »

I must mention here the lady called Fatty that Ryan Tubridy often speaks about, a writer I believe.

Fatti Burke. It's a nickname. Her real name is Kathi.