The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Hotblack Desiato

"bear great pain" must have been a difficult birth

RWCNT

Came across this story earlier:

https://www.kidspot.com.au/news/mums-fury-as-flight-attendant-mocks-fiveyearold-daughters-name/news-story/ea46e0bcbfdf98e02c7f0ab0182064b6?fbclid=IwAR0Z-XKOAwPd4dC1VrH54GT_WB6Odq4U1C0R1A40A1_vx_IhNJok-WxAyto

"Abcde" pronounced "Ab-suh-dee", jesus christ.

pekitivey

Bret

Paddy Cow

RWCNT wrote: »

Came across this story earlier:

https://www.kidspot.com.au/news/mums-fury-as-flight-attendant-mocks-fiveyearold-daughters-name/news-story/ea46e0bcbfdf98e02c7f0ab0182064b6?fbclid=IwAR0Z-XKOAwPd4dC1VrH54GT_WB6Odq4U1C0R1A40A1_vx_IhNJok-WxAyto

"Abcde" pronounced "Ab-suh-dee", jesus christ.

I first saw that on 9Gag and thought it was a joke but it's real. WTF were the parents thinking :eek:

It became an internet sensation because some airline employee took a picture of the boarding pass and posted it on social media. The mother overheard the employees laughing as the name and got upset. The employees acted unprofessional but the mother is an idiot. She is setting her daughter up for a life of ridicule.

Martina1991

Just saw a post on FB of a newborn baby boy called Kyrie

Paddy Cow

Martina1991 wrote: »

Just saw a post on FB of a newborn baby boy called Kyrie

Is that supposed to be pronounced like Kerry?

marieholmfan

Fontenoy

Lady Haywire

Martina1991 wrote: »

Just saw a post on FB of a newborn baby boy called Kyrie

It's like someone tried to call him Kylie but has a lisp.

Plopsu

Martina1991 wrote: »

Just saw a post on FB of a newborn baby boy called Kyrie

Greek for lord.

Kitty6277

Martina1991 wrote: »

Just saw a post on FB of a newborn baby boy called Kyrie

There’s a very well known basketball player called Kyrie Irving, perhaps he was the inspiration

Sardonicat

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Martina1991 wrote: »

Just saw a post on FB of a newborn baby boy called Kyrie

It's like someone tried to call him Kylie but has a lisp.

It's pronounced 'kih-ri-ay' .

Wheres Me Jumper?

a Nigerian kid in our area is called Shi ttu.:o

Plopsu

Wheres Me Jumper? wrote: »

a Nigerian kid in our area is called Shi ttu.:o

I Shi ttu not :pac:

iamwhoiam

Martina1991 wrote: »

Just saw a post on FB of a newborn baby boy called Kyrie

Kyrie Eleison . Lord have mercy , from the old Latin Mass I remember as a child

Drumpot

Russell is ok on its own but there used to be a guy in my class called Russell Magee. Suppose it’s better then if he was called Ulick but the vice principle used to say “where is Magee” in the gruffest voice which used to give us a chuckle....

Cee-Jay-Cee

Any of those African/American sounding girls names are ridiculous and scream 'scumbag parents' to me, names like...

Lavisha
Lakeesha
Maveesha
Tianka
Shanice
Jashanna
Nakalla
Sheniqua
etc
etc

yourdeadwright

Plopsu wrote: »

I Shi ttu not :pac:

Its a very very common African name, its also a very common surname ,

I heard a Dublin city little girl with both Dublin City parents called Coco Lucia ,
Pretty name if she was Spanish ,

wildlifeboy

a friend of mine name his daughter Lyric about a month ago.

Plopsu

wildlifeboy wrote: »

a friend of mine name his daughter Lyric about a month ago.

Is his surname FM?

Omackeral

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Any of those African/American sounding girls names are ridiculous and scream 'scumbag parents' to me, names like...

Lavisha
Lakeesha
Maveesha
Tianka
Shanice
Jashanna
Nakalla
Sheniqua
etc
etc

Maybe don't watch this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNjuyjWaAp0

Congratulashayla and Obamaniqua are my favorites

Martina1991

Plopsu wrote:

Greek for lord.

Kitty6277 wrote:

There’s a very well known basketball player called Kyrie Irving, perhaps he was the inspiration

iamwhoiam wrote:

Kyrie Eleison . Lord have mercy , from the old Latin Mass I remember as a child

Well the mother is a "full time mummy " and the father is a "full time mad bastard" according to FB so i doubt their inspiration came from Latin or Basketball.
I'd guess that shes a fan of Kylie Jenner and, with the baby being a boy, made the best of it.

Deebles McBeebles

Analiz.

Seriously.

Omackeral

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Analiz.

Seriously.

Anal-ize

Deebles McBeebles

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Analiz.

Seriously.

That reminds me, do you think Brits/ Americans believe that McAnally is a real name?

Sounds like something from Superbad.

Deebles McBeebles

Omackeral wrote: »

Anal-ize

A life of porn awaits...

Deebles McBeebles

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

That reminds me, do you think Brits/ Americans believe that McAnally is a real name?

Sounds like something from Superbad.

Superbad would have been a very different movie if it was McAnally instead of McLovin.

Analiz McAnally.....oooh matron!

Omackeral

Another day another awful spelling.

Chap where I work has named his child Rubeigh.

mordeith

Omackeral wrote: »

Another day another awful spelling.

Chap where I work has named his child Rubeigh.

As in Ru-bay? Jesus.

SusieBlue

Omackeral wrote: »

Another day another awful spelling.

Chap where I work has named his child Rubeigh.

Like why even bother?
Ruby and Rubeigh sound the exact same when said aloud.
It won't make her unique or different, it'll just be a pain in the ass of constantly having to say "My name is Ruby but I spell it with an -eigh instead of a Y at the end".

Reminds me of the girl I know that called her kid Leanna but decided to spell it Liyhanna. I intuitively would pronounce that as "Leh-hannah" but who needs phonetics when you can be cre8iv like that.

Omackeral

mordeith wrote: »

As in Ru-bay? Jesus.

No. Just "Ruby" with a dickhead spelling, which is actually worse.

Conor Bourke

Jesus wept

https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/west-mum-mocked-online-baby-2670275

Mam of 4

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Jesus wept

https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/west-mum-mocked-online-baby-2670275

Fecking Walt Disney would weep if he wasn't dead .

That's not a name , it's an infliction.

Yer Da sells Avon

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Jesus wept

https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/west-mum-mocked-online-baby-2670275

Bit of a Mickey Mouse name, tbh.

Gloomtastic!

Isn’t it copyrighted? They should expect a cease and desist letter anytime now.....

Ipso

Gloomtastic! wrote: »

Isn’t it copyrighted? They should expect a cease and desist letter anytime now.....

Hopefully it's a cease and desist from breeding.

Samsgirl

Probably posted this before but came across a child called Ivor but the spelling was Iobhar.

SirChenjin

Ipso wrote: »

Hopefully it's a cease and desist from breeding.

But but they have been 'trying' since they met at 19... :rolleyes:

lucalux

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

That reminds me, do you think Brits/ Americans believe that McAnally is a real name?

Sounds like something from Superbad.

It is a real name though! At least as a surname, not a first name..

Ask Aonghus McAnally, with the many-stringed bow of presenter, musician, billiards player and RTE darling!

Giggity.

Hotblack Desiato

Omackeral wrote: »

Another day another awful spelling.

Chap where I work has named his child Rubeigh.

In a few years time I hope she get a Raly bike for her birthday

pleas advice

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Jesus wept

https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/west-mum-mocked-online-baby-2670275

state of yer man, looks like a hipster ...

Joshua, who works in a vape shop, ...

Johnnyhpipe

I met a guy in the park a year or so ago who introduced me to his toddler, Babycloud Blue.. Poor fella hasn’t a chance

Lucifer31

Sparrow.

Omackeral

Lucifer31 wrote: »

Sparrow.

His mates, if he manages to get any, can call him Spa for short.

Lotus Flower

Samsgirl wrote: »

Probably posted this before but came across a child called Ivor but the spelling was Iobhar.

I like that! Although the pronunciation should not be Ivor

Leo Fatkar

Darren and Shane

marieholmfan

Ipso wrote: »

Hopefully it's a cease and desist from breeding.

Bit like yourself?
But you wouldn't have to cease. The only way you'd get near a woman is if you worked in a funeral home.




Frankly the baby is cute, the father is handsome and the mother is pretty. They clearly have good genes.

I reported your post.

Lady Haywire

marieholmfan wrote: »

Bit like yourself?
But you wouldn't have to cease. The only way you'd get near a woman is if you worked in a funeral home.




Frankly the baby is cute, the father is handsome and the mother is pretty. They clearly have good genes.

I reported your post.

So good genes is solely about looking good?
They chose a rather ridiculous name for their child, they proceeded to go with the attention the name brought & go to the newspaper (or at least agree to the article) meaning they got more attention & their 10 seconds of fame.
A child is not a pet, you shouldn't just name them anything you bleeding well want to.

marieholmfan

Lady Haywire wrote: »

So good genes is solely about looking good?
They chose a rather ridiculous name for their child, they proceeded to go with the attention the name brought & go to the newspaper (or at least agree to the article) meaning they got more attention & their 10 seconds of fame.
A child is not a pet, you shouldn't just name them anything you bleeding well want to.

It would be fine to say 'Disney' to identify the child and her parents is disgusting.

Hotblack Desiato

Lotus Flower wrote: »

I like that! Although the pronunciation should not be Ivor

Something like Yuvver?

yeah I can see that happening

Bigbagofcans

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Something like Yuvver?

yeah I can see that happening

No it would be pronounced like Ih-var I'd expect.