The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

lawred2

Cooper

Heard uttered by some knackbag in the worst knackbag Dublin accent in a queue at Ikea

In terms of phonetics

quuuwwpurr

shudder

Martina1991

Watching Jeremy Kyle and the tag line is: You had me arrested so you could cheat, is your baby mine?

The child is called Diesel.

Aglomerado

Martina1991 wrote: »

Watching Jeremy Kyle and the tag line is: You had me arrested so you could cheat, is your baby mine?

The child is called Diesel.

That's probably what the mother was drinking when she was pregnant.

Omackeral

Martina1991 wrote: »

Watching Jeremy Kyle and the tag line is: You had me arrested so you could cheat, is your baby mine?

The child is called Diesel.

Naming the kid is only gonna add fuel to the fire.

Hamsterchops

Archie Harrison (Harry's son) :cool:

James Brown

Bently. No joke, f***ing Bently.

Yer Da sells Avon

Matt Barrett wrote: »

Bently. No joke, f***ing Bently.

Whatever about 'Bently', the 'F***ing' part will cause problems at school.

Foweva Awone

I heard of a baby girl named Everleigh today. I don't actually hate it, but I reckon she'll constantly have to be correcting people who mishear it as Beverley.

Rikand

clappyhappy wrote: »

Was in lidl last night, a father was calling his 2 sons to stop running and go to him.

Boys were called Zain/Zayne and Forest. Real culchie looking boys, reddish blonde hair, freckles, cute kids but names did not suit them.

It'll be funny when he wants Forest to start running

Atlantic Dawn

When you hit 12 you should be able to change your name easily if your parents were idiots and gave you a name they should have given to their pet dog.

Checkmate19

passion

Foweva Awone

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I heard of a baby girl named Everleigh today. I don't actually hate it, but I reckon she'll constantly have to be correcting people who mishear it as Beverley.

Everleigh is a nightclub on Harcourt Street (Dublin).

I assume the child was conceived moments before this Mum exited a cubicle, and was offered a Werthers Original and a splash of Paco Rabanne by a bathroom attendant named 'Lucky'.

What a welcome into the world.

jamesozzie

Michaela (If the child is a Dub). Almost sure to be a scummer...
Oh...and Rhianna for the same reason

Witchie

Not so much the name but the way they spelled it...

I know a little girl called Lile. It's pronounced Lily.

I know 2 sisters called India and Electra.

I was teaching a Korean kid who uses Elin (pronounced Ellen) as his English name. Yeah a boy called Ellen.

I love some unusual names but not those.

Das Reich

Alison is a very strange name to give to a woman.

Mrcaramelchoc

Kahleesi

Foweva Awone

Not sure if I posted this one before, but I know an English woman living in Ireland who named her son Ailbhe, because she met someone (female) called Ailbhe and she liked the spelling of it. She pronounces her son's name "Ell-Bee". It melts my head, you can't just appropriate a name and completely disregard the correct pronunciation!

is_that_so

Deja Boo wrote: »

Farquar. Just no. :rolleyes:

Saw an old census with a males given name as Darling..... :eek: why?

It's Scandinavian and was used for males in Sweden and Denmark up to 1950 or so.

Deja Boo

Dorcas

Bobblehats

is_that_so wrote: »

It's Scandinavian and was used for males in Sweden and Denmark up to 1950 or so.

Well it’s weird as sh!t here

Boden. Baby girl.

Purple Mountain

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Boden. Baby girl.

Doesn't bode well in my opinion.

guestus

Sardonicat wrote: »

I think Oenone is lovely. I really like Greek names. Perhaps it's just as well I never had kids. They probably would have been featured on this thread. I would have had to spend the rest of my life apologising to Ariadne, Persephone, and Alciabedes.

You should indeed apologise as the actual name is Alcibiades

cannotlogin

Mandy appears to be making a come back.

Heard of two in new ones in recent weeks. Really don't like it.

sydthebeat

cannotlogin wrote: »

Mandy appears to be making a come back.

Heard of two in new ones in recent weeks. Really don't like it.

She came and she gave without taking.

Bordglas

Broken Johnny !!!

Sardonicat

guestus wrote: »

Sardonicat wrote: »

I think Oenone is lovely. I really like Greek names. Perhaps it's just as well I never had kids. They probably would have been featured on this thread. I would have had to spend the rest of my life apologising to Ariadne, Persephone, and Alciabedes.

You should indeed apologise as the actual name is Alcibiades

Yeah, I know. I tried telling the auto correct on my phone several times but gave up at the nearest approximation.

More proof, if needed, that giving your kid an unusual name, especially one shared by a licentious traitor, is not a good idea. Best to keep it simple to save repetitive strain injury to your thumb.

SusieBlue

Someone in a group I'm in was looking for name suggestions, here are some of the more colourful ones.

Ryvita-Jane
Chantilly-Rose
Rimmini
Emberanna-May
Remaía
October
Piepyr (more unique than Piper, apparently)

Jaxxson
Mylo-Hunter

Sardonicat

Ryvita? Ry-feckin-vita?
What's the sibling called, Cream Cracker?

iamwhoiam

SusieBlue wrote: »

Someone in a group I'm in was looking for name suggestions, here are some of the more colourful ones.

Ryvita-Jane
Chantilly-Rose
Rimmini
Emberanna-May
Remaía
October
Piepyr (more unique than Piper, apparently)

Jaxxson
Mylo-Hunter

Dear Lord 🙄

PopePalpatine

Sardonicat wrote: »

Ryvita? Ry-feckin-vita?
What's the sibling called, Cream Cracker?

Nah, just Jacob.

Hego Damask

Daenerys , or something , lately from Game of Thrones.
I mean wtf is wrong with people, at least Khaleesi could be asain but f*cking DAENERYS ???
Setting your kid up to be slagged for life...

Water John

I see recently a journalist named Russell and someone had decided to christen him.... JACK. WTF?

con___manx1

Met an asian girl called yoyo before ðŸ˜

Omackeral

con___manx1 wrote: »

Met an asian girl called yoyo before ðŸ˜

I'd say she had her ups and down.

Neil Issagum

Oak

Omackeral

Neil Issagum wrote: »

Oak

That's a bit wooden

branie2

What plank came up with that name?

Yer Da sells Avon

Neil Issagum wrote: »

Oak

I actually know tree people with that name.

Ciaranis

DinnyMc wrote:

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Password strength: Excellent

Ciaranis

5starpool wrote:

Someone I worked with called her child Jupiter, and the surname is Jones.

5starpool wrote:

Jupiter Jones. What a stupid fuking name.

Great name. The leader of the Three Investigators (Introduced by Alfred Hitchcock). Bloody loved those books. Always wanted to live on a scrapyard when I was a boy.

branie2

Ciaranis wrote: »

Password strength: Excellent

Sounds Welsh

Bordglas

When my niece had a baby.

My Father: What did they call the child ?
My sister: Ryan.
My Father: Sure he couldn't be Ryan. I knew his grandfather and he was Desmond.

pawdee

Years ago I knew a girl called Anette. Nothing wrong with the name Anette but her surname was Curtin.

tupenny

pawdee wrote: »

Years ago I knew a girl called Anette. Nothing wrong with the name Anette but her surname was Curtin.

Original ..

iamwhoiam

pawdee wrote: »

Years ago I knew a girl called Anette. Nothing wrong with the name Anette but her surname was Curtin.

Thats an ancient joke , around since I was in school many many moons ago

branie2

pawdee wrote: »

Years ago I knew a girl called Anette. Nothing wrong with the name Anette but her surname was Curtin.

Ba doom thish!

Foweva Awone

The newest Kardashian baby is called Psalm. Which wouldn't be too bad, except surely he's going to have to spend his life correcting people who think he's called Sam.

"No, that's Sam with a silent P and a silent L ..."

pl4ichjgy17zwd

Foweva Awone wrote:

"No, that's Sam with a silent P and a silent L ..."

The Americans pronounce it more like sawhm

Hamsterchops

Farquhar.