The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

imme

imme wrote: »

Then there's the polish mass in st audoens church.

this is satire, right?

iamwhoiam

imme wrote: »

The Normans invaded.

Did the eastern European people who came for the most part after their country's joined the EU invade.

Eastern Europeans in general I find to not be great integrators.
Any time I see a polish woman pushing a baby around the supermarket she's speaking polish to the kid.

Then there's the polish mass in st audoens church.

Als.

Why on earth should a Polish woman not speak her language to her child ? The child will learn English within weeks of being in playschool . They will be bi lingual which is wonderful . It has nothing to do with integration
My husband is not Irish , he spoke his language to our children and he is fully and completely integrated into society . The children were bi lingual at an early age
My granddaughter is in a class with quite a few Polish and the children are wonderful , all play together and have birthday parties together .
I should hope if I lived in another country I too would speak my language to my children .

Ps my kids have Irish first names and a foreign surname . They love it !

Purple Mountain

Markcheese wrote: »

BBC News - Southwest Airlines apologises for mocking girl's name
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46393501

Unfortunate for the kid, (that her mom was such a tit)

This has been quoted here several times!

Upforthematch

I always wonder why you see people with names like Neill O'Neill or Brian O'Brien?

The names themselves are grand but why?!!!

seagull

Upforthematch wrote: »

I always wonder why you see people with names like Neill O'Neill or Brian O'Brien?

The names themselves are grand but why?!!!

Because some people should are overly stupid and should not be allowed to breed.

Paddy Cow

Upforthematch wrote: »

I always wonder why you see people with names like Neill O'Neill or Brian O'Brien?

The names themselves are grand but why?!!!

Robert Roberts is another one.

Scoundrel

Donald McDonald or Ryan Ryan

Mysterypunter

Scoundrel wrote: »

Donald McDonald or Ryan Ryan

I knew a chap in England called Donald McDonald, lovely man, bit of a stereotype, fond of Sherry. Funny enough he was Scottish.

Purple Mountain

Henry McEnery is another chap I knew once.

whiskeyman

Overheard a mother to be in North Inner City Dublin say she's gonna call her boy 'Jagger'.

Butterface

Baby girl called Sacra. Just doesn't sound right.

Conor Bourke

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https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/education/hull-mum-spends-school-uniform-3077067

Martina1991

Cornelius Crow wrote:

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I actually know a couple that called their baby girl Tia Maria.

wiggle16

Theresa-Mae-Belle Lily-Angel.

Heard it at a christening. The priest was blue in the face because he kept getting tongue tied every time he said it.

bobbysands81

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I know of an Irish girl called Epi, apparently it's not short for anything - her name is just Epi.:eek:

Hope her surname isn’t Penn.

Omackeral

bobbysands81 wrote: »

Hope her surname isn’t Penn.

That's gas! Reminds me of this a little bit.

lbc2019

bobbysands81 wrote: »

Hope her surname isn’t Penn.

Its Dural

iamwhoiam

bobbysands81 wrote: »

Hope her surname isn’t Penn.

Posted yesterday !!!

iamwhoiam wrote: »

I hope her surname isn’t Penn

wiggle16

lbc2019 wrote: »

Its Dural

Dermis, I thought?

lbc2019

wiggle16 wrote: »

Dermis, I thought?

Glotis?

Omackeral

lbc2019 wrote: »

Glotis?

Centre?

wiggle16

lbc2019 wrote: »

Glotis?

Maiden name. I think she goes by Lepsy now.

iamwhoiam

Omackeral wrote: »

Centre?

Siotomy

lbc2019

Omackeral wrote: »

Centre?

Taph?

Omackeral

Sode

Omackeral

wiggle16 wrote: »

Lepsy

lbc2019 wrote: »

Taph

Omackeral wrote: »

Sode

Honestly feel like there are worse names in the thread than these.

ibarelycare

I read on a FB page today of a baby boy called Fendi Blu. And he has a baby cousin called Cavalli. I would bet neither of these children is related to someone who’s ever written a CV before.

Omackeral

ibarelycare wrote: »

I read on a FB page today of a baby boy called Fendi Blu. And he has a baby cousin called Cavalli. I would bet neither of these children is related to someone who’s ever written a CV before.

They'll never go to Third Level education but they might go to collage

Scoundrel

Butterface wrote: »

Baby girl called Sacra. Just doesn't sound right.

legious?

Hotblack Desiato

Sacra Bleu!

aj89

There was a kid on my road called Cola.... There was also a couple who had a dog called Cola!

Omackeral

There's a child in Monkstown called Rhapsody.

Not really, I just made that up but I could definitely see it being true.

fatknacker

Omackeral wrote: »

From the article "She said: 'Mom, why is she laughing at my name?'. Probably because your name is dumb as f*ck. Not he child's fault, of course. The article also says the kid is called Abcde and has to include pronounced ab-si-dee in it. Any person she'll ever meet that requires written forms or phone calls she'll have to say ''it's pronounced......''

The mother told ABC7 news. I hope she pronounces it Abciseven.

Markx

Was on a train one day where a mother kept referring to her son as 'Jimmy Dean'. Sit down Jimmy Dean. Do you want some crisps Jimmy Dean?... and so on.

Purple Mountain

I read an article referring to a child named Oak but in the context of it, it wasn't clear if it was a boy or a girl.

antipuker

Scoundrel wrote: »

legious?

Sacra Bleu!!😂

antipuker

wiggle16 wrote: »

Dermis, I thought?

An all round good skin? Lol

antipuker

Omackeral wrote: »

Centre?

Was the Mother Eartha Quake? Lol

antipuker

seagull wrote: »

Because some people should are overly stupid and should not be allowed to breed.

Cormac Mc Cormac.

rainbow kirby

Little girl called Belle Lister at the children's hospital yesterday for an appointment at the same time as my 3 year old...

dhaughton99

Theres an art project on the 7th lock at Kylemore put up by Ballyfermot kids recently and 2 of the kids are Allegra and Ellie-Mae.

Sardonicat

dhaughton99 wrote: »

Theres an art project on the 7th lock at Kylemore put up by Ballyfermot kids recently and 2 of the kids are Allegra and Ellie-Mae.

Not the worst names I've heard by a long shot. Though Allegras tend to be the type of girls who have ballet lessons and compete in gymkhanas. I wonder if this girl's parents are fans of Greek tragedy.

ILoveYourVibes

Misty.

ILoveYourVibes

Tzarina. I know a Tzarina. And she is so NOT a Tzarina. It doesn't suit her at all.

road_high

Know it was only fictional but Patience Cropper from corrie was a great name!
Was patience an actual name in the past?

dhaughton99

Sardonicat wrote: »

Not the worst names I've heard by a long shot. Though Allegras tend to be the type of girls who have ballet lessons and compete in gymkhanas. I wonder if this girl's parents are fans of Greek tragedy.

I’d say she’s fond of horses alright but without a saddle.

cazwhatever

A woman was whinging on Daily Mail recently because she was fined for taking her twins out of school to go to Glastonbury. Their names were Blade and Trinity. Awful, awful names

corner of hells

A relative of mine is a principal of a primary school and regularly gets some eve watering names of kids looking to be registered.

One he got recently was "Valdez" with a very typical Irish surname.
Valdez didn't actually take up the offer of the place in the school and my relative often wonders what the child and his parents would have been like.

iamwhoiam

corner of hells wrote: »

A relative of mine is a principal of a primary school and regularly gets some eve watering names of kids looking to be registered.

One he got recently was "Valdez" with a very typical Irish surname.
Valdez didn't actually take up the offer of the place in the school and my relative often wonders what the child and his parents would have been like.

Maybe a Mexican mother and Irish father ?

corner of hells

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Maybe a Mexican mother and Irish father ?

Yeah , possibly, looks we'll never know.

Don't come here with your plausible explanations.